LorazeKim ™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🏁 @_KimberleyAnna
Villainous, cantankerous. They call me NightHawk. I’m everywhere. I’m nowhere. If I don’t text back it’s ‘cause I’m helping Batman, baby #FuckCancer twitter.com/search?q=from:… Your dads 😈🥃♏️👑🍯🐝💍🔪 ☠️ Joined October 2023-
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Friends without kids be like... let's go to the Bahamas this weekend
My neighbors started fighting and I can hear everything, so yes my life has a meaning again
Just know that I say words like "bam" and "boo-ya" when I RT you
No, this is my formal double denim. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
I’m now “I purchased new tires” poor today.
I don’t think I’m gonna go for a run today. That’s like 30 years in a row now. Weird.
Ladies, if your boyfriend/husband asks you "how was work," just say it was fine
I don’t mean to brag, but my followers are pretty f’n amazing.
Tried to be all serious and gave a guy a piece of my mind, but I accidentally started rhyming like I was Eminem in a rap battle
Missionary is only for attractive people. Doggy is for not having to look at the face.
I have the stomach of a much younger woman and my knees keep me humble by saying fuck you, bitch
When I get superpowers, I'll fight people whose "pranks" ruin birthday cakes. Exclusively
I'm just going to flip my omelette here Anddddddddd I'm actually having scrambled eggs now
Roadfingering is just as important as roadhead.. just sayin! 😏🫨😏😈
Forgot to hit the bagel button when I toasted my bagel, so this is garbage???
So there's this boy who kind of stole my heart. He calls me "Mom"
Open minded people are my kind of people
*walks into sperm bank “I’d like to open a savings account please.”
Come kiss this dumb smile off my face
I think I know why the GenX generation has more common sense smarts. We had lawn darts and blacker balls to take out the weak minded
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ιηησ¢єηт вє.. @innocentheavy
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96 Followers 257 Following Never let anyone know what you're truly capable of. Being underestimated gives you a tremendous advantage. Having knowledge does not excuse you from hard work.
RIXain’tscared. @RIX61175034
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🪡 FRANgelick @fundersum
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Alex @AlexShaneMoore
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Bluebelle @BlueBelle7142
286 Followers 740 Following Only thing upsetting me today is a chipmunk and our government No DMs ever
Seann @Happee69014151
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Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛ.. @VoxDocVoxDei
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Rosie Dicken @RosieDicken
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St. God, bitches (We,.. @cocainenosejob1
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Captain Sunshine™ @AnewTrackrecord
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Tim KanTel @tekj1369
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your other mom @difficultpatty
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🔥Ya Tú Sabe🔥 @Chicago_Sazon
212 Followers 408 Following Humors good for the soul as well as sarcasm,poetry & dirty thoughts😏😁Here for fun~Taker of no BS;Please test that assumption & then take note of the results😉
Amanda 🖤☠️🥀 @AmandaJK_
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Chrisanne Wood @ChrisanneCWood
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gravity.pop @poppinggravity
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Blue Moon @BlueMoonNites
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Festus @neledmax
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Manual Mystique @ManualMystique
3K Followers 5K Following Dennis' Pen Name ✍️ Writer ~ Poet ~ Music ~ Pics ~ Hashtagger ~ I use Twitter to keep my rhyme ~ In real time. https://t.co/U7qG0ECSgp
John Cena @JohnCena
14.3M Followers 775K Following A forum of thoughts and perspectives designed to ignite conversations and actions leading to growth, and occasional self promotion. #NeverGiveUp #RiseAboveHateFriends without kids be like... let's go to the Bahamas this weekend
My mom just sent me this ole pic… 1986. I was sitting on the bridge and my buddy Tracy rolled up on a 10 speed bike… he lost balance and fell off, breaking both arms… I tried to catch him. I remember grabbing the bike rim as it went over.
@_KimberleyAnna AND MAKE THEM LOOK COOL
@_KimberleyAnna This is the best tweet anyone hath twoteth today.
My neighbors started fighting and I can hear everything, so yes my life has a meaning again
Just know that I say words like "bam" and "boo-ya" when I RT you
No, this is my formal double denim. We're at a wedding, Sharon.
19 Days sober and enjoying my newest piece
18 days sober and it’s tattoo day for me. Show me some of your tattoos. Here are some of mine.
I don’t think I’m gonna go for a run today. That’s like 30 years in a row now. Weird.
Ladies, if your boyfriend/husband asks you "how was work," just say it was fine
I don’t mean to brag, but my followers are pretty f’n amazing.
Tried to be all serious and gave a guy a piece of my mind, but I accidentally started rhyming like I was Eminem in a rap battle
Taking things day by day Every day stronger
Missionary is only for attractive people. Doggy is for not having to look at the face.
I have the stomach of a much younger woman and my knees keep me humble by saying fuck you, bitch
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When I get superpowers, I'll fight people whose "pranks" ruin birthday cakes. Exclusively
I'm just going to flip my omelette here Anddddddddd I'm actually having scrambled eggs now
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