therealdavearnold @therealdavearn1
Best daddy ever. Solo Attorney. I try to follow/follow-back JD's. Let's Go O's! Founding Member of 501(c)(3) Amelogenesis Imperfecta Foundation, Inc. darnoldlegal.com Maryland, USA Joined January 2020-
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I like to tell Twitter that I want to see tweets in lots of languages, so I get ads in those languages too. JOKE'S ON YOU, SUCKERS! I CAN'T READ IT!!
What's time to a pig?
I was just testing the flashlight on my phone and now I'm explaining to other parents waiting outside my kids' dance class that I was not taking pictures of them.
An attorney had her office call my office, to ask about settlement. Not an invitation to discuss, not putting out a feeler. She wanted her staff member to hash it out with mine and report back. Presumably indifferent to whether I knew. What are people smoking these days?
My girl's got the *skills*
Me: Speak English! 4y/o: What's English? M: It's the language you speak. 4: You mean normal?
Gambling App Ads: We are legally required to implement features that prevent this app from draining away all of your money too quickly, if you want to use them. They're called "Responsible Gambling Tools" and we sincerely hope you use them.
Met in college through mutual friends, and I eventually got her to hang out with me even though I was a doofus.
Met in college through mutual friends, and I eventually got her to hang out with me even though I was a doofus. https://t.co/BvRBOMNdE8
Night Demon was like a mix of Van Halen and Metallica.
Two likes and I'll show the other angle!
Two likes and I'll show the other angle!
Who wants to name our bear?
They're gonna elect Trump as speaker of the house, and then get him in line for the coup
Does it unsettle you if you are unable to find the follow up tweets in a Twitter reply 🧵? I found some examples that I think are very interesting... 1/X
My now wife and I were at a Denny's with a friend of mine and his then girlfriend. She ordered toast, and the waitress asked "what kind of bread do you want?" She replied, "Surprise me!" I tell you that nothing has ever been funnier than the white bread toast they brought her.
"military time" is code for after 12 I'm confused
Night Demon killed it. Fuckin rocked.
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Alex Lindgren @Alex_LLOYLaw
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T.J @Tawny_Ghosteyes
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Scott Huffman @HuffmanForNC
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Paul Schofield @pschofie79
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