Colonel Reverend Ryan @ColonelRyan_I
god won't let me die twitter.com/search?q=from%… Indianapolis, IN Joined February 2017-
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I know getting rid of the block feature is a mistake on account of knowing at least a single woman
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From my perspective humanity has created the greatest music in the universe
You know, I never used to understand why a single person would launch 1,000 ships. I get it
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You should get paid overtime if you have a dream about work
Huh... a heaping amount of gold doesn't seem like that much gold. That shits heavy
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So the depression WASN’T seasonal…
nobody gets my intellectual property. not even me
Your honor, permission to treat everyone as hostile. I'm just in a bad mood
Darth Vader is the mf who brings his own fog machine to the fight
There are very few things I'm looking forward to more than 'Cocaine Bear'
Wait... who tf programmed battle droids to feel fear?
Airports need to have a designated screaming room
Cause you know what I love more than the expectant 10 hours on airlines is the extra 4 hours for no reason
You gotta wonder how much an airplanes air filtration system serves to hide how bad people smell
I would rather piss a cactus than sing happy birthday to a table I'm serving
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Just found an apothecary bottle full of herbs in my backpack. My witchy transformation is complete.
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i don’t care if ur british just don’t do it in front of me
My girlfriend bought us matching pajama pants, and I love her so much I might cry
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Goku indicated this would be more challenging
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