Mike Miller @popartcartoonz
Nerd. Gym rat. Hobby artist. // IG: https://t.co/kXZnaT0nCN twitter.com/search?q=from%… At the gym Joined September 2021-
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It’s like the people in this sauna have never seen a third testicle before.
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Therapist: ..and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: Add to Cart Therapist: No! Me: *whispers* Yes.
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Sometimes I stand in the kitchen and eat salami straight from the packet, while staring out of the window. I’ve made some major life decisions that way
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welcome to 40…you went out and had two drinks and you’ll pay for it for the next 3 days
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Can’t, I realised that I am not as cool as I thought I was.
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My husband accepted an invite to a bbq for us and said we would bring a salad, like “we” has anything to do with it.
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It’s crazy what people say when they think nobody is listening.
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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up in the couch.
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My personal style can best be described as hoping I don’t run into anyone I know.
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God: no one will ever have to clean if we make space a vacuum Angel: lol what
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I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing
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wishing you a lovely day 💙🤍
It’s like the people in this sauna have never seen a third testicle before.
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Sometimes I stand in the kitchen and eat salami straight from the packet, while staring out of the window. I’ve made some major life decisions that way
My morning look 📷: everydayimshuttering/IG
welcome to 40…you went out and had two drinks and you’ll pay for it for the next 3 days
Can’t, I realised that I am not as cool as I thought I was.
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