Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand. Linktr.ee/arielledundas New York, USA Joined December 2013-
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Arielle Dundas retweeted
due to wokeness you now have to say "not that there's anything wrong with it" after discussing gay people
“I am bravely standing up for free speech and the future of art.” — Guy making a movie about pop tarts.
Arielle Dundas retweeted
There are “Challengers” everywhere for those with eyes to see
Can somebody who understands tennis and has seen challengers dm me?
“Three tickets for challengers, please.”
Nate from crazy ex girlfriend.
Nate from crazy ex girlfriend. https://t.co/ib2eZARONC
I mean those are two of my favorites.
Ok but why could Carrie go to Greece but not DC?
Arielle Dundas retweeted
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
You guys have got to stop making these bingo cards. You never get a single square. You are never going to win. Give up!!!!
Arielle Dundas retweeted
fuck if tiktok is banned what the hell am i gonna do??? post the same joke to just TWO instead of all THREE social media platforms??? inhumane
Was late today because I couldn’t find my sunglasses. They were in my bed.
Arielle Dundas retweeted
What are the chances that he’d be born and die in those places?!?
I have to believe these are pre-planned by everyone involved for my own sanity
I have to believe these are pre-planned by everyone involved for my own sanity
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I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
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I agree with Mr. CEO. When has a poor kid getting their hands on a cheap guitar ever changed music?
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this legitimately explains a lot
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Guys…
MY FRIEND FINALLY BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND THAT IVE HATED FOR THE LAST YEAR AHHHHHH
Wrong ! Drake has straight male support that rivals gay support for divas
Fat Joe says the only reason why artists like Nicki Minaj & Beyoncé sell the most is because they have a gay fanbase: “It’s a trend. The LGBT really supports you, so we gotta act like that.”
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