JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh
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Aragorn to Éowyn when she gives him the stew:
Aragorn to Éowyn when she gives him the stew:
BILBO: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve! THE HOBBIT LISTENING:
Jesus: “Show me your open tab.” me: "I have no tab open." Jesus: "You are right in saying, ‘I have no open tabs,' for you have forty-three open, and the ones you now have open you have not read."
I have contributed another article to @joshcarlosjosh's Substack page, Jokien with Tolkien. What exciting topic did I choose? DEATH! Was Tolkien right to call it a gift to men? Is that really what he meant? Read on to find out... A Doom or a Gift? jrrjokien.com/p/a-doom-or-a-…
The White Horse of Conquest and Black Horse of Famine are loose in London; officials warn that remaining Horses of the Apocalypse (Red Horse of War and Pale Horse of Death) can't be far behind
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if i was gonna get on the internet and lie, i’d lie about something cooler than seeing a movie 30 times
They plugged a guy lying 30 times in a row instead of real #DuneSweep patriots, I'm sick
Lot and his Daughters, by Antonio Bellucci, 1680
Jamal Murray: “Ugh- what is this? Tap water?”
Making the Dune worm
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
You want snoopy to bad because you are bad. This is wrong. Snoopy is good. You have the choice to be good with him. You're stuck in the dark and you'd snuff out his candle before letting it light your own. Or did you forget you had a candle at all?
luther at some point between MI 4 & 5
people here don't know the difference between a multiverse movie and time travel bruh 😭
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‘Ben-Hur’ (1959) | ‘Star Wars: Episode I’ (1999)
From Now On Stone has a nice ring to it
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"Tell your lord that I have been playing Dungeons & Dragons for 40 years." "The Anjin says he hasn't read the rules since he was 12."
The Ecce Homo, by Elías García Martínez, 1930, (and again by Cecilia Giménez in 2012), 📸 by Stephen Dunn
New trailer for FX's CLIPPED about the downfall of Clippers owner Donald Sterling
@Truthster24 Paul would never talk this way about single women. Next.
This is an awfully audacious take from a single, unmarried, childless man in his thirties.
Single, unmarried, childless women over 30 have lived in willful rebellion from God’s design for them. Dress it up however you want, usually with victimhood (“my dad was mean”) but it’s still true. A woman’s repentance for defying God’s design will create humility in her. In…