That bitch with the bacon tattoo @tashaneedshelp
Im not sure if I’m living the dream, or if it’s some sick twisted nightmare. https://t.co/JBrys261On Middle of Nowhere, Canada Joined March 2015-
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You can’t find happiness in another person but you can find it in potatoes
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I never realized that being an adult would entail owning so many containers
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waking up early and still being late is a skill i can't teach you. it's a gift
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i’m not running from the past but i can’t look back or it might kill me
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Imagine being so pathetic that you must work your whole life just to live.
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I pretty much have the sex appeal of burnt garlic bread.
The difference between acquaintances and friends is that I have aquaintances.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
Waking up IS the violence.
Why are we the only things on this planet that have to endlessly pay to exist in society.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
Is it 5 o'clock yet
You’re not gonna catch me speeding somewhere I don’t want to be. Use the passing lane accordingly.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
“Oh good, I’m wide awake” -said no one ever
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
I talk to about 5 people a day and three of them are me.
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Tbh sometimes I wish momma had raised a quitter.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
Are you an indoor plant bc you demand a lot of attention
look if you see me walking around with a bucket of fried chicken this morning, just look the other way.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
Adulthood is all about knowing when to give up (now).
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
ain't chasing nothing but a better life
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
I wish that package of Oreo Double Stuf cookies in the pantry would shut the fuck up.
That bitch with the bacon tattoo retweeted
Nachos fix everything
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You can’t find happiness in another person but you can find it in potatoes
Eating fistfulls of goldfish crackers while making pasta and meatballs so basically I’m in feral beast mode.
I never realized that being an adult would entail owning so many containers
waking up early and still being late is a skill i can't teach you. it's a gift
i’m not running from the past but i can’t look back or it might kill me
@tashaneedshelp Because we allowed it to happen.
@tashaneedshelp Hi acquaintance 👋🏼 sounds weird when you say it out loud but I'll take it 😂
Imagine being so pathetic that you must work your whole life just to live.
Imagine meeting your soulmate only to find out they don’t like cheese
Only GenX would understand.
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