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Perfect Twitter Comebacks 101 🫰
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Blocked bc if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would just fart
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How do I select that I'm actually a robot
I like long nails but why are women making their nails into claws? Why don’t they just bite stuff like I do?
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Imagine if all your tweets started auto posting to Facebook for all of your family to see
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Pretty soon it’ll be “NOT ALL BEARS…”
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I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
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i’m a lot more exciting if you don’t actually know me.
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if it's 2 legit, you must acquit.
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Just fyi - I did not ask to be a Witch.
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I wanna go to bed but I think I just started another gif conversation with a mastergifer
Felt cute, thought of you. Took video, watched it and realized I didn’t look cute. Sent it to you anyway.
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Calling all men ✨babygirl✨ moving forward. I will be taking no questions at this time ✲ﾟƬʜᵃℕҡ ყօϋ
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Do yall ever feel like people have misconceptions of you? For me…All. The. Time. So I’ve developed a natural habit of over explaining and needlessly apologizing for doing…nothing Yall??
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If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
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The thing about this whole “Man or Bear” question is how many men won’t listen to women’s comments, refuse to take them seriously, invalidate their thoughts, feelings and experiences, lecturing them instesd, demonstrating why so many women would rather be in a forest with a bear.
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There’s a bear loose in LA right now and all I can think is “Hey homie you are the subject of many a fragile man’s social media lately. Job well done.”
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Here's why I choose the bear. I've spent lots of time in the woods, and bear regularly cross through my property. Their behavior is predictable. I know how to handle that situation with a 99% certainty that what I do to steer clear of them will work. Bear aren't cuddly and ...
Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
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Crissie @CrissieC
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natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
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arealethereal @sunrise_highs
39K Followers 669 Following
🐝 Bumble bee 🐝 @TheBumblingBee_
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslanders
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RetardedRektRectum @indigo_raven_
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Spellbound @Spell_boundd
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Saint Vivica, Patron .. @QueenVofCoffee
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
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Cathalina @cathalina1972
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Ryan 👽🐺🏴�.. @budracing68
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Spirit of 76🗽🗡�.. @EddieVev2
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317 Followers 690 Following My tombstone will read: "Loved by none, missed by few, annoying to many; but was right about pretty much everything."
Maple-Flavoured Dad �.. @lactosefree_dad
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Nurse Southern Sass @SouthernSassy5
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Alex Hamilton @alexhamilton_ca
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🌬️ғᵘⁿ_sⁱ�.. @He11ion_1
975 Followers 670 Following Maybe just fuck off all the way over there. I promise it's for you not me.
Sumon Mia @SumonMi65235982
950 Followers 4K Following I am proud because I am Muslim I love my Allah and I love Profet hazrat Mohammedﷺ and I love my family
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Adrian Yarbought @AYarbought
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OMO ELEGUA/YEMAYA @StevenT43073197
3K Followers 3K Following KNOW YOUR ENEMY AND KNOW YOURSELF AND YOU CAN FIGHT A HUNDRED BATTLES WITHOUT DISASTER🇺🇲🇵🇷🇨🇺 GEMINI
Ikenga Ifejika nichol.. @IfejikaIkenga
295 Followers 1K Following Agricultural entrepreneur/ Livestock Farmer 🧑🌾 🐐 🐄 🐓 I am nice 😊 extrovert Optimistic and Tolerant Aries ♈️ ☺️😍 Born March 28. ✡️🇮🇱
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awfulperson69 @thugaliciousmom
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Michael @Xmemorable74
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MM Surplus and More @MMSurplusMore
1K Followers 7K Following Wholesale/Liquidation Sales, Surplus/Damaged Stock, Garage/Yard Sales, Flea Markets, Auctions, Storage Units, Move Outs. -- REDS -- BENGALS -- UC -- Fan --
Torture 🎰☣️ @ChristCorporate
11K Followers 9K Following It ain’t about what you have or have done, It’s about the things you’ve overcome! - 5x 100 mile finisher ||——-|| 2x Ultra Podium 🥈🥉
Rob @adultcontent93
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wade combs @whc127
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capeshredder @gnarhound
793 Followers 5K Following A life loving speech pathologist/adaptive sit ski instructor who's addicted to outside. Cancer haver x3 now 🙃 shredder extraordinaire
Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
47K Followers 5K Following whiskey girl, tech professional, adventure seeker, AI impersonator. if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off. if you think you like me, you shouldn't.
Crissie @CrissieC
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ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T .. @smileitsfree44
57K Followers 6K Following Welcome to Ts FunHouse Im Not VERIFIED, but I am 💯 🫧 #FannyPacksRule😘 #SunRiseWatcher 🌞☀️ #CloudChaser🌥️ @SmileTurn1 is BubblyT’s Good Girl Side😏NO DMs
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum
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vision bored @visionbored2
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S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
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arealethereal @sunrise_highs
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Ammargarita🧜♀.. @annmargarita72
64K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- If you're full of shit, stay away✌️ #NyIslanders
⛓CHEEK SPREADER⛓ @beauteousrot
24K Followers 1K Following ⛓️Heavy metal bitch with heavy metal tits⛓️((DM me for exclusive content))💋
RetardedRektRectum @indigo_raven_
24K Followers 2K Following Peecan Sandies Cult I specialize in testing the limits and pushing buttons. https://t.co/p11QXTT2Sf follow me here too 👉🏼 @turtledumplin
Spellbound @Spell_boundd
23K Followers 7K Following Perpetually tired girl mom ♡ lover of naps, pretty skies and cheese ♡ ***I don't answer dms***
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Cathalina @cathalina1972
30K Followers 985 Following I'm a work in progress✌/a pizza lover🍕/a music lover 🎶/not a bullshit taker 🤨/Canadian girl 🇨🇦 who is busy loving life💕
Sheri 🇨🇦🫎�.. @NotsoScarySheri
27K Followers 5K Following Awkward Canadian....things I say always sound funnier in my head. #widow🚫 DMs. https://t.co/f6N8I0CrQI
Robert McCarthy #Cure.. @87_RobertM
28K Followers 29K Following He/Him Aspiring author. Humanist. Advocate. President of the Sudbury Chapter of Cystic Fibrosis Canada (@CFCanada)
✨✨Tat✨✨ @FlirTatious_1
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Jenny 🇺🇸 @JenJJams
11K Followers 7K Following Progressive. Bodily Autonomy is a Human Right. Fascism is right-wing. Vegetarian. Lover of Open-Minds. Cancer Survivor || BlueSky: https://t.co/ZLlelf5iOd
Logan McKenna @NattyDaddy_12
330 Followers 1K Following Cook, Flooring Installer, Work hard Play hard. Travel. Sports. Boston Strong.
✨x - Glitter Bomb B.. @KellyKEditing
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BlakeMKandzerArt - CO.. @KandzerDesign
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Lost Boys Press 📚 @LostBoysPress
5K Followers 556 Following Our books push boundaries and feature talented and diverse storytellers. You can support us and our authors by visiting the Lost Boys bookstore!
Not a Snail @PoleSnail
8K Followers 2K Following not a snail• surgeon• biologist• lawyer• obviously not single• bugs• seriously, I'm not single• nemophilist•
Marshall Mathers @Eminem
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Yipeng Ge 葛义朋 @yipengGe
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Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
9K Followers 2K Following “hold it further away so you get a better shot!” - Mariska Hargitay teaching me how to take a selfie
Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib @afalkhatib
41K Followers 1K Following Proud American from Gaza City; pro-Palestine, pro-peace, anti-Hamas; lost 31 family members in the war; Nonresident Senior Fellow @ACMideast; views are my own
𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖒𝕽�.. @_Gr1m_Reaper
2K Followers 2K Following If you are taking time to read this… just follow me. 😆
I'm a Sweet & Spicy G.. @Sweetns50331757
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Malavai Fletcher @malavai00x
1K Followers 2K Following I cook shit. I also swing mugs like a champ. Here to trigger the Reich. Assassin of Alcor Emotional Support Canadian Pronouns - Pew/pew
Coach @Clevbuck
2K Followers 2K Following Not here for your politics, I have my own beliefs. Just here to have fun, share pics of my pup and enjoy life. I don’t argue with strangers on the internet
Dolla Sto Waffles @Wook316
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Chef Reactions @ChefReactions
329K Followers 583 Following Extra Salty | Side of Sarcasm *BS allergy* that annoying, monotone chef from TikTok
"Add your name" Is th.. @WellImHere00
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Tiny_ginger @Tiny_ginger85
256 Followers 276 Following welcome to my weird and wonderful page. mainly memes. supporting others and general chit chat. wife and mom No unsolicited DMs or you will be blocked.
KRJ @krjarsenal08
2K Followers 4K Following Naval Aviator | University of Oklahoma Alumni | Giver of Freedom #BoomerSooner #ArsenalFC #ThunderUp check out my podcast @flightjocks
Lazor @Lazor2828
22K Followers 12K Following Boil-the-Rabbit kind of crazy- South Florida/ pro-shopper. Trying to survive a body that wants me dead.
FatFckn Scotty The Dr.. @WookScott
4K Followers 5K Following Just a Chubby Bitch in a SkinnyJeans world DM open for unsolicited boob/ass pix Lil Poot said my DMs are open for meat curtains, too!!
Ms.Mischievous @wyckedlyinsane
15K Followers 11K Following I’m Lori & I don’t want to see your Johnson :) If you’re easily offended don’t follow. Lover of #LGRW #books #metal #music #dogs I’m not single! ❌politics
World Central Kitchen @WCKitchen
320K Followers 672 Following WCK immediately prepares & serves fresh, nourishing meals to communities impacted by natural disasters and during humanitarian crises. #ChefsForTheWorld
Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
12.2M Followers 2K Following Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Chair of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
That Fred Character @Frediculous
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James Lucas @JamesLucasIT
349K Followers 9K Following Beauty is truth, truth beauty; that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
Murph & Me @MurphMe2
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AZ Astronomer @AstronomerAz
369 Followers 1K Following I love a girl that don’t even fuckin need a boy ♊️
Anthony @Bookandgun
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A Venezuelan Chick @AVenezuelan19
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
155K Followers 23K Following My pronouns are, I have a vagina. Conservative before anything else. https://t.co/WpBwMirRaP
Tspot @hollarbacktime
23K Followers 3K Following Been around the world. Died twice, brought back thrice. Take your bad juju somewhere else. Cam girl for the Luckiest Guy in the World.
MC -Jay 💙🇨🇦 @DarcyGrabovski
120 Followers 621 Following Leafs , True Crime , Music , foodie and dog walker 🦮
NorthernRedneck 🇨�.. @NorthernRednec5
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⛓️🖤⛓️ @4everHisKitten
1K Followers 2K Following Irish sass ☘️, and tell it like it is ! Bi- sexual woman who loves everything erotic , tattoos and just trying to be my best self🎀🍑🎀 old page @hisgoodgirl26
Nature Life - Cigars .. @NatureFitsLife
82 Followers 129 Following love all things nature. Cigars, Whisky🥃 and bourbon
Software Jesus (🇵�.. @Science__Jesus
343 Followers 941 Following Pronouns: the way/the truth/the life Existing in a quantum superposition of satire and divine inspiration Turning dihydrogen monoxide into fermented grape juice
I guaranfuckingtee the dude that floored his spotless pickup (he hauls groceries in it) 15 times in the quarter mile I followed him is incensed about gas prices.
Don’t worry about some acne still happening in your late 40’s my dear girl I still get boners for no apparent reason like a 15 year old on the bus 😬
I will pull out my pubic hairs one at a time with tweezers before I join a DM room
My mother told me I look like a prostitute in my author photos. I am afraid to ask, but ... yes or no? No wonder I have so many issues as an adult. Guess it makes me a better writer though.
Perfect Twitter Comebacks 101 🫰
Was having a rough day until I got hit on by a hot older woman and now it's one of the best days of my life
Me: I feel like I’m getting sick. Me, 24 hours later: Guess not.
If everyone could say a little prayer/send good thoughts for my father today, I would appreciate it. After being told, he wasn't a candidate and not even getting evaluated for it at all, in Montana. I told my parents to ask their neurologist here, if he could get a referral…
I haven’t felt the way I feel today in so long it’s hard for me to specify…
Come get stoned on a walk with me.
@canadaslady2 DM it to me and I’ll let you know
@canadaslady2 Something to do with the bears?
Blocked bc if I wanted to hear from an asshole I would just fart
when he tells you to do something and adds ‘for me’ to the end of it >>>
@canadaslady2 So that the men folk don’t ask us to put our fingers in their bums
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