Granite Man 🏴 @GraniteDhuine
The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Scotland Joined December 2019-
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Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. 😵
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Best name on a thesis, ever
Best name on a thesis, ever https://t.co/xHkkl4yttk
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This salad had better calm the fuck down
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hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
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The power of friendship.
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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.
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Learning French on Duolingo Expectation Reality
If women stopped using so much moisturiser, maybe we wouldn't have to open so many fucking jars for them.
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Later? Please delete it now.
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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
Stop saying "it’s okay" when it really isn’t .
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You ever check to see what’s trending and not have a clue who or what any of these people or things are? Just me? Cool cool cool.
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Back in my day I had to roll down my car windows with my bare hands
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wanna go scream into the void with me? we can get food later.
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Hello darkness my old friend. I stood up way too fast again.
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Me: I don't like this ad. Twitter: Okay, here it is 33 more times.
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@GraniteDhuine This could go all day so you'll have to mute me 😂
Broke up, didn't keep a single hoodie. It can be done bitches.
@GraniteDhuine Was there about two weeks ago, it’s just beautiful.
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers. 😵
@GraniteDhuine I bet next May will be even longer
Lovely view of the castle today 😂
@GraniteDhuine “Can we change the subject?” “Could you rephrase that?”
Best name on a thesis, ever
Reader, it was his legal name... @drhingram
This salad had better calm the fuck down
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