ɴᴏ ᴄᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ʙᴜᴛs ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴄᴏɴᴜᴛs @damn_elle
"𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵" - 𝘛𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘤 𝘚𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘳 / 𝘖𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: @damn_elle420 mobile.twitter.com/search?q=From%… Yeah-Nah, Australia Joined March 2018-
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I’m so fucking old, and yet, so fucking old
Don’t ever say “it’ll never happen to me” because, you know what? Shit fuckin’ happens!
The simple act of holding hands is underrated.
music > everything else
fuck me beautifully
you ever cry so much or so hard you feel like a different person after
If you’re not good at foreplay, you’re probably not good at the sex. I don’t make the rules
Twitter is a great place to witness the majority of people’s stupidity.
Fuck me up
As always, be safe and bring snacks.
I imagine winning the lottery is like not having to wake up at night needing a piss.
Normalise carrying hot sauce in a holster.
Love like rain
Normalize giving a high 5 and saying ‘good game’, after sex.
Besides not having sex, what’s everyone up to tonight?
𝓜53♕ ☠︎ 🌸 @contradiction70
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1K Followers 5K Following I am an Unknown quantity as is life in the global media mirror. Imagine anything and everything but know there is a time stamp. Tick Tock our adventure is 4ever@damn_elle As a Millennial growing up with Mrs Doubtfire, I get it.
@damn_elle I believe anyone who goes to Camp Randel Stadium would understand.
@damn_elle It usually happens just after you say it wont..
@damn_elle "It'll never happen to me" until it does!
@damn_elle @AbleLikes I came to win!
@damn_elle Jump Around was in a Pringles commercial for years. Everyone knows Jump Around. Like - everyone. Babies love that song. 🤣
@damn_elle @Reeseforsure Its the sweetes form of intemacy
@damn_elle @CynfullySweetXO Very true
@damn_elle @CynfullySweetXO Miss that. A smile and a kiss, too.
@damn_elle @CynfullySweetXO Arm in arm sorta rocks too ... ☺🤷♂️