Josh Mankiewicz @JoshMankiewicz
These hips don’t lie. Joined June 2009-
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Kristi Noem as a guest star on Paw Patrol.
Ironic that my newest investigation on people getting overserved in airport bars airs just before I take cross-country flight for a keynote speech. To my fellow passengers: Slow your alcohol roll or you’ll end up in my next story. 😉🥂
Ironic that my newest investigation on people getting overserved in airport bars airs just before I take cross-country flight for a keynote speech. To my fellow passengers: Slow your alcohol roll or you’ll end up in my next story. 😉🥂
I disagree. I think these shows helped primetime audiences get used to the concept of continuing storylines, which had once been the realm of daytime TV, because primetime used to be episodic. Almost every major primetime show now has continuing story arcs thanks to these shows.
I disagree. I think these shows helped primetime audiences get used to the concept of continuing storylines, which had once been the realm of daytime TV, because primetime used to be episodic. Almost every major primetime show now has continuing story arcs thanks to these shows.
In February, Rams coaches and scouts started discussing something they couldn’t help but notice on Jared Verse’s tape, and Braden Fiske’s: a kind of violent chemistry in how they played together. Thursday and Friday, there was a chain reaction: theathletic.com/5451818/2024/0…
I have somewhat eccentric taste in men but I’ve never fallen for a man who looked like a walking beige crayon with dentures @DatelineNBC
It’s the booze
Honored Othram could assist Riverside District Attorney's Office in identifying a 1994 homicide victim as Clare Dvorak, born January 30, 1907. We regret we do not have a better image to share. An investigation continues into her death. #dnasolves dnasolves.com/articles/clare…
3 years alcohol free today. 🙏🏻🙌🏻👍🏻 If you’re on the fence… it’s worth it. You’re worth it. 🫶🏻
Birthdays are always a blessing, but even more grateful to be walking and mobile this year, last year at this time I still needed a cane 🦯… 🙏🏾 🤲🏾 💃🏽
Happy birthday @NidaKhanNY!!! 🎂❤️
A vegan cheese beat dairy in a big competition. Then the plot curdled. free to read: wapo.st/3UgAZBO
Among the best arguments against the "official acts" nonsense in SCOTUS is former governor Illinois Rod Blagojevich. In the official act of appointing a U.S. senator, he solicited bribes. Crime is crime.
Love when Twitter friends become real life friends! Happy joint birthday month @HawaiiDelilah 💪🏽
Love when Twitter friends become real life friends! Happy joint birthday month @HawaiiDelilah 💪🏽
I’m two weeks in arrears on @DatelineNBC viewing , I’ll have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow and get caught up.
Could he be a worse businessman? People concerned about climate change are probably 70% of the EV market.
Could he be a worse businessman? People concerned about climate change are probably 70% of the EV market.
Movie Law: When you look in the rearview mirror and realize you're being followed, you can't say, "Hey, we're being followed!" or, "That blue car is tailing us!" You must say, "We've got company," which is usually followed by, "Everybody hang on!" as you floor it.
is there a court order preventing him from taking her to dinner this evening for her birthday? Trump embodies what Mary McCarthy said about Lillian Hellman: "Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the.' "
is there a court order preventing him from taking her to dinner this evening for her birthday? Trump embodies what Mary McCarthy said about Lillian Hellman: "Every word she writes is a lie, including 'and' and 'the.' "
Dateline NBC @DatelineNBC
457K Followers 2K Following Real-life mysteries. Investigative reporting. Justice. Fri 9/8c. Note: if you send us a tweet, you consent to allow us to use it in all media.Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77
118K Followers 2K Following TCM host, CBS Sunday Morning contributor. Read a TelePrompTer better than anyone you know. Unless you know David Muir.Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris
112K Followers 3K Following Okapi in my next life. Podcast Producer/Engineer/Editor. He/Him 💖💜💙 Podcasts: @sjrpod, Keanan and Lakin. Formerly: @MyFavMurder, @ThePurrrcast.Dateline Producer @DatelineNBCProd
32K Followers 292 Following Behind the scenes of @DatelineNBC reports, as told by the people who create the stories. #DatelineA Date With Dateline .. @DateDateline
11K Followers 674 Following Recapping Dateline since '17. Trust us, don't let your smile light up a room. Tweets are all Kimberly's opinions, don't blame Katie!My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder
342K Followers 460 Following The original true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - part of the @exactlyright network. [email protected]Shane Bishop @shanebishop
6K Followers 6K Following Dateline Producer. Portlander. Montanan. Mahomer. Rip City. DM or e-mail story ideas to [email protected]#SaveTCM Party @TCM_Party
43K Followers 1K Following Watch & tweet to Turner Classic Movies w/ #TCMParty. Tweets by @Paula_Guthat [PG] @joelrwilliams1 [JW]. We DON'T work for TCM, but we are TCM AmbassadorsProsecutorsPodcast @ProsecutorsPod
16K Followers 3K Following In their award-winning podcast, Alice and Brett bring their unique perspective to the most famous mysteries. Winner of the 2023 Creator of the Year Award.Rebecca Lavoie @reblavoie
23K Followers 3K Following Podcast director @NHPR (Civics101, Outside/In, Bear Brook, The 13th Step). Host @crimewriterson, @Netflix (You Can’t Make This Up) & @lawandorderpodElizabeth West @Limeylizzie
11K Followers 9K Following NYC and LA, from the UK. Bluesky https://t.co/ts5R7FRRz6 Threads elizabethwestnyc. Staying on Twitter until Musk tears it from my cold dead handsSarah Turney @SarahETurney
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30K Followers 3K Following GiGi hosts Pretty Lies And Alibis & a boots on the ground correspondent for Law & Crime Network [email protected] https://t.co/rBj0bTeie6James Renner @JamesRenner
15K Followers 2K Following Author, Little, Crazy Children; Director of The Porchlight Project. Pods: True Crime This Week; Syynth Sleuths: https://t.co/sKesDBEEZBThe Trail Went Cold @robin_warder
13K Followers 2K Following The Trail Went Cold is a true crime podcast where writer Robin Warder examines unsolved mysteries and offers his own theories as to what really happened.Paula Roby @robypaula
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31 Followers 211 Following Dad to two amazing kids. Third time’s the charm. Opinions expressed are mine alone.KB @kb030823
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554 Followers 2K Following May not agree on policy/ideology but will (almost) always support an ethical and moral politician. Tardigrade admirer. Genetic genealogist. Islay admirer.Lindsay 🇺🇸🇩�.. @akingofnuttin
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2K Followers 4K Following Artist. Wife. Follower of Christ. Sister. Gardener. Friend. Pickleball nut. Volunteer. Dog rescuer. Daughter. Kidney Donor. Thrift shopper. Coffee lover.Abeer @Abeer2lma
93 Followers 1K Following Meet Abeer, a dedicated entrepreneur who has meticulously handpicked a range of products that redefine excellence.Dateline NBC @DatelineNBC
457K Followers 2K Following Real-life mysteries. Investigative reporting. Justice. Fri 9/8c. Note: if you send us a tweet, you consent to allow us to use it in all media.Ben Mankiewicz @BenMank77
118K Followers 2K Following TCM host, CBS Sunday Morning contributor. Read a TelePrompTer better than anyone you know. Unless you know David Muir.Dateline Producer @DatelineNBCProd
32K Followers 292 Following Behind the scenes of @DatelineNBC reports, as told by the people who create the stories. #DatelineA Date With Dateline .. @DateDateline
11K Followers 674 Following Recapping Dateline since '17. Trust us, don't let your smile light up a room. Tweets are all Kimberly's opinions, don't blame Katie!My Favorite Murder @MyFavMurder
342K Followers 460 Following The original true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - part of the @exactlyright network. [email protected]Shane Bishop @shanebishop
6K Followers 6K Following Dateline Producer. Portlander. Montanan. Mahomer. Rip City. DM or e-mail story ideas to [email protected]Elizabeth West @Limeylizzie
11K Followers 9K Following NYC and LA, from the UK. Bluesky https://t.co/ts5R7FRRz6 Threads elizabethwestnyc. Staying on Twitter until Musk tears it from my cold dead handsSarah Turney @SarahETurney
63K Followers 2K Following Lover of dogs, advocating, & eating chips with lemon juice and hot sauce. Founder of @VFJMediaCo, Host of Voices for Justice @vfjpod and Disappearances.Saverio Guerra @saverio825
7K Followers 1K Following Actor,Writer,father,drummer. Curb your enthusiasm etc etc.Paula Roby @robypaula
4K Followers 4K Following @robypaula.bsky.social Lawyer, Mom, some other things. #resist. Striving to live each day to the fullest!! #Vote4jeffBeverly White @Broadcast_Bev
7K Followers 597 Following Launching the next chapter of my life after years of sharing the stories of others. Will always ❤️ journalism. Retweets could be endorsements. #1AKim Goldman @KimEGoldman
48K Followers 3K Following NYT Best Selling Author. Victim Advocate. Bulls/Blackhawks Fan. ~EP/Host @mediacircuspod ~Chair @crimevictimsorg ~Dir of Dev @casaofla *Legacy Acct*Erin F Moriarty @EFMoriarty
29K Followers 2K Following lawyer and CBS News Correspondent on 48 Hours. Tweets, retweets and messages do not reflect opinion of CBS News or 48 Hours.mark thompson @MarkTLive
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298 Followers 551 Following Ms. Paula Essi (ess-'see). Writer and educator. Funnier in the comments, smarter in person. she/her/queenJon Regardie @JonRegardie
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2K Followers 2K Following "Suing for Silence: Sexual Violence and Defamation Law" is now available. Assistant Professor. Sociologist & not a lawyer - so def not legal advice.Jennifer Taub @jentaub
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185K Followers 4K Following “You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes." -Maimonides Do not put a stumbling block before the blind. @resolutesquareCaptain Keith Green @CaptGreenNewton
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438 Followers 255 Following Dawn Wilcox RN / Femicide Researcher / Founder & Executive Director of Women Count USA: Femicide Accountability Project - 1st U.S. Femicide Observatory@JoshMankiewicz loved that pink shirt and handkerchief you had on in the April 19th episode of Dateline!
One of these is authentic 🤣😜🤷♀️ @JoshMankiewicz @DatelineNBC
@JoshMankiewicz I want Josh to read mine.
@JoshMankiewicz I like Keith but I want Kevin Harlan to read my eulogy. youtube.com/watch?v=8wco47…
@JoshMankiewicz lol
@JoshMankiewicz I don't commit violent crimes. But if I did, it'd be elaborate enough to get me a shot at a Keith interview.
Balancing out the Dateline merch @JoshMankiewicz welcome to the mug collection 🩷
@JoshMankiewicz I think Keith should read the Dr. Suess stories on audiobooks. They wouldn’t be able to keep them in the shelves.
Washington State edge Brennan Jackson is projected by Dane Brugler as a rotational rusher with a "relentless motor".
I am very happily the weak link in this crew. It's gonna be great.
So, you may have heard @oneunderscore__ is the new CEO of The Onion! This is true, and great! But this team, championed by @jeffiel, is a multipronged one with @strle and I also peeling this…um, Onion. Like all good teams, we are dividing and conquering.
If anyone is wondering I’m not at the White House Correspondence dinner weekend. 🤣They don’t ask weirdo media reporters who cover Fox News to go to things like that. This gig is probably not going to get me any awards either but I love the work. The debunking part is my favorite
Last Friday I took my old and mostly useless dog River to the vet. I got down on the floor with @featherty. I held River’s face in my hands and told her what a good dog she was and how much I loved her over and over as she fell asleep and passed. If that makes me soft, fine.
Lunch: prosciutto, arugula, Burrata and balsamic glaze on seeded toast 😍
Spicoli pitching for the Cubs, I hope a peperoni pizza gets delivered to the field in the 4th