staid @staidindoors
I watched the matrix at an impressionable age. he/him Joined May 2020-
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frasier/niles background asmr for relaxing, studying, gaming, sleeping - 10 hours
You take the ripe orange, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the moldy orange, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
only one of these sounds like a real movie that should exist
only one of these sounds like a real movie that should exist
kinda feels like this should be a bigger story than the college kids protesting it
kinda feels like this should be a bigger story than the college kids protesting it
This drawing of Bart is insane
not my place to judge but some of you couldn’t have possibly have turned a profit on this blue check investment you made
Staid took a rude picture of me so I made him take good ones after
when someone is rude to you in your replies you get to quote tweet them once to respond and have your followers back ya up. you qt their next reply again instead of just replying... thin ice. you do it a third time - that's a mute.
it’s not my fault he died damn
"why are video game sales down" well we forgot how to sell 'em
Happy Ecks vs. Sever day to those who celebrate
Kind of beautiful that any new fans brought in by the TV show are getting the real Bethesda experience fresh out of the gate.
Kind of beautiful that any new fans brought in by the TV show are getting the real Bethesda experience fresh out of the gate.
Love that from the beginning, 30 Rock is fundamentally about how the VP of some microwave company should not be running the entertainment industry
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i don’t understand how these sorts of things happen around trump
when I ask you as a customer how are you please don’t be honest. what do you mean “c plus” I’ve been thinking about that for six hours now
There was a brief moment when THE DEPARTED was being bandied about as overrated. The problem: it's simply too entertaining. As with CAPE FEAR, cineastes can sniff about "lesser Scorsese" or "populist Scorsese", but then you watch it again and it's fucking awesome.
Look at the replies and be taken back to a dark time.
Don’t be so 5 minutes ago. Show us your own KJ style and post pictures of your best diaper pose using #KJTrends.
My dad is autistic and my mother has ADHD but neither of those diagnoses seem to fit exactly what is going on with my brain, so I have self-diagnosed myself as "a really weird guy"
I agree with Mr. CEO. When has a poor kid getting their hands on a cheap guitar ever changed music?
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
I legit say every day I wake up how blessed I am to know so many amazing artists/musicians/filmmakers/writers who are also some of the kindest and most caring people in my life
i love when my favorite artists are also my friends :)
"do u remember the matrix? when neo did this?"
i love The Matrix sm i would watch a full length movie of just neo in his comfy dirthole apartment