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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

Science fiction writer, humorist, and brain in a jar. Grab my books at Amazon! Read free stories, jokes, and writing tips at https://t.co/PmeQokhNBo. dnschmidt.com South Bend, IN Joined June 2009
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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

11 minutes ago

Business idea: Ad-supported pets. Dogs with spots that look like the Nike swoosh. Parrots that talk about Hello Fresh. Cats that knock everything off the table except their favorite brand of beer.

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

11 hours ago

The hardest part of writing is expressing yourself through your characters while maintaining plausible deniability. Oh, that? No, no, that's just some trauma I made up for John Protagonist. That never happened to me. I'm a normal amount of damaged... whatever that is.

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

14 hours ago

One of the things I miss about my old hometown newspaper is the photo captions. There would be a photo of someone with a puppet or a balloon animal or a jack-o'-lantern or something, and the caption would say, "John Smith (Left)." Wouldn't want people to get confused!

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

16 hours ago

I accidentally squirted body spray in my mouth and now I speak with an Axe scent.

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18 hours ago

Hydra's Wake follows a dirigible pilot who crash landed in a remote forest and now has to survive against the biggest monsters in his world! Action - Thriller - Steampunk - Gore - Creature Feature amazon.com/dp/B09P4JGB9F Add this to your #KindleUnlimited #TBR! #BookTwitter

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

19 hours ago

Watched the first episode of Dead Boy Detectives last night. Really enjoyed it, despite some awkwardly written exposition. I kept waiting for them to go, “As you know, you and I are ghosts. That means we are dead. That’s because we aren’t alive anymore.”

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

21 hours ago

It’s It's File Saving Friday! Writers, make sure you save multiple copies of your work! Back up files to the cloud, or hand them to a bird, or tie them to a balloon. Just get them into the sky where they’ll be far away from your stupid fingers. Save that book! #FileSavingFriday

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23 hours ago

The soldiers dragged Izzy to the interrogation room. “Let’s see if you remember those encryption keys,” the psychic interrogator said. Izzy laughed. “My mind is like a steel trap. It’s full of dead things.” As the mind probe began, the room filled with ghosts. #SCIFIFRI #vss

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

a day ago

I think that bartender ripped me off. I’ve had like six of these shrimp cocktails and I’m not even tipsy.

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

2 days ago

Me: The pills haven’t improved mood, and for some reason, my mom’s sister is sad now, too. Pharmacist: Oops, I think I accidentally gave you auntie depressants.

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2 days ago

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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2 days ago

Crappy Knockoff Bands: *Mumford and Second Cousins Twice Removed *Death Uber for Cutie *New Middle Aged Guys on the Block *Taco Belle And Sebastian *Korndog *Earth, Wind, Fire, & Jerry *Post Mellon *Kernel Panic! At The Disk Drive

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

4 months ago

Crappy Knockoff Bands: *Mumford and Second Cousins Twice Removed *Death Uber for Cutie *New Middle Aged Guys on the Block *Taco Belle And Sebastian *Korndog *Earth, Wind, Fire, & Jerry *Post Mellon *Kernel Panic! At The Disk Drive

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

2 days ago

Amy called Captain Eric into her lab. “After years of work, I’ve finally translated the mysterious messages in alien crop cycles.” His eyes widened. “That’s #marvelous! What do they say?” “Tentacles in profile.” “What the hell does that mean?” “No idea.” #vss365

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D.N. Schmidt, space opera author 🛸 @Writepop

3 days ago

The new book marketing thing? Duck pics. I’m telling you, it’s going to be big! #bookducks

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3 days ago

“How am I supposed to beat the Blue Knight?” Sir Eric grumbled. “Not to worry,” Beatrix said. “I made a #deal with a demon.” “You did what?!” “It was a great offer,” the witch laughed. “Pay one soul for guaranteed victory, get dire consequences absolutely free!” #vss365

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