George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace
The Official George Wallace Twitter. Trying to serve it up with hot sauce for you. God bless. georgewallace.net Las Vegas, NV Joined October 2011-
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It's crazy that Teen Wolf is now 56-Year-Old Wolf and whatnot. Someone make 56-Year-Old Wolf. I'll play the wacky neighbor who runs up and says, "Stop turnin' into a wolf, you're too old for that shit!"
You only hear about holy mackerel. Shout out to run of the mill mackerel with no spiritual designation and whatnot.
Just sayin', landlords are gonna have to pick a side when the shit goes down between the land and the Lord.
Shocker and whatnot.
Shocker and whatnot.
How come you only hear about folks being nonchalant? No one is ever like "To be honest I feel chalant as shit this morning."
"It's true, 3 of the newly released songs on Taylor Swift's new album are in regards to our tumultuous relationship and whatnot... I'd appreciate privacy during this time"
We grew up so poor we could only watch T. The Terrestrial.
Just brought a bunch of my old shit to Trader Joe's to do some trading but those assholes will only take money. Trader Joe's is a lie and whatnot.
Sublet a place from Billy Joel when I moved to NYC. We hit it off. I was selling bus ads for a living. Decided to go west to do comedy. He sent me this record a year later and told my ass to listen to the first verse. Always makes me smile when I hear it. youtube.com/watch?v=_zA1Ot…
I take back everything I’ve said
I take back everything I’ve said
Shout out to all the continental breakfasts out there, with the stale muffins and the sad-ass honeydew and the bacon M.I.A. and whatnot.
Shout out to the parts of a nutritious breakfast.
Shout out to all the results that may vary.
Shout out to all the patents that are pending.
Shout out to all the folks asking their doctors if a medication is right for them.
What the hell am I riding in with Telma Hopkins? You'll have to watch "Clean Slate" on Amazon to find out. Coming soon and whatnot.
No wonder those assholes are freaking out about the eclipse. It's gonna enter Texas from Mexico and whatnot.
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URGENT: British E.T. vlogger calls out the final scene, demands change.
after last night, I'm sitting this NBA championship season out. #TheLakers...SMH! (unless the Knicks make it to the finals...is that even possible?)
On Donald Trump and black people outrage
I just want to celebrate another day of living. I just want to celebrate another day of love.
Happy #FeelGoodFriday! May your weekend be as peaceful as this beach. 🏖️💙
Lost my life long fishing guide this week. Grateful I was with him the night he passed. I’d say #RIPdad but he hated resting. I love you, Dad❤️. #gohavefundad #gofish #gogolf #hitemstraight #gogamble #loveyou
@MrGeorgeWallace Saw you at The Store the other night you were BRILLIANT!!
@MrGeorgeWallace Can't forget about these legends while we're at it.
I take back everything I’ve said
This is how Jupiter protects Earth. It acts as a gatekeeper for our planet, preventing most asteroids from entering the inner orbits of the solar system.
So he's telling the evangelicals - who he needs - that he's fine w/abortions being performed in some states. And he's telling the independents - who he needs - that he's fine w/abortion being totally banned, even for rape & incest, in other states. And he's telling everyone…
Former President Donald Trump said Wednesday that an Arizona law banning nearly all abortions is too extreme and that he would not sign a national abortion ban if he was in the White House and Congress approved one.
shout out to the great one, @MrGeorgeWallace whose jokes this is obviously a tribute to. just trying on his format to see what it feels like to walk in the shoes of a giant (the man is 6'3")
Reddit is kinda sorta undefeated.
@MrGeorgeWallace I'll straight up go to Easter Island on Christmas & Christmas Island on Easter. I really don't give a shit anymore!
AUSTIN, TEXAS! Hitting @CapCityComedy with @MarshaWarfield the first weekend in April. It'll be a party and whatnot, so forth. Tix at: capcitycomedy.com
Thank you all for the kind birthday wishes. So far, 68 ain’t bad at all!
@MrGeorgeWallace @CapCityComedy Franklin’s BBQ is famous and tastes great but the lines are shorter at Stiles Switch.
@MrGeorgeWallace @CapCityComedy Shout out the Top five “tin”s out there: Aus-, -pot, Rin Tin-, -sel Town Cat on a - roof
@MrGeorgeWallace @CapCityComedy Juan in a Million for a Don Juan taco.
It’s my birthday I’m 67 Today. The one thing I want for everyone is LOVE AND PEACE OF MIND. 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 Power
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