🪡 FRANgelick @fundersum
Pretty good at fantasy that's why I like reality TV➖➖ Laughs➰Music➰Poetry➰Clouds➰Smut➰BLM 🔶 Be kind. Do not follow me, I'm boring. twitter.com/search?q=from:… head in the clouds Joined September 2020-
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Debs: “the system keeps going down on me” Me: “ooohhh you lucky thing you” Debs: “yeah it’s nice to not have to do any work” My mind is wasted…
Do you have anyone in your life that you can be completely honest with?
I don’t know which pants to put on Fancy or smarty
A caffeinated mental breakdown doubles as physical activity.
Maybe an aggressive mons Venus massage would fix me
What if people stopped microwaving in 30 second increments and instead began using odd, random, and even prime number heating or reheating time segments? What then?
Pretty sure "how dare you let me be drunk and vulnerable and cry in front of you" is a valid complaint.
"I'll always make time for you, girl." - Me to you but also to a plate of nachos
Me: Yay! Finally! My kids each have a driver’s license! Also me: *has to Uber to haircut because all the cars are gone
Don’t you ladies find it interesting that the men that attack your looks or views or slide into your DMs and want to chat don’t have an avi of their face .
*spends 1k at the spa* Oh hey can we buy this $20 shower speaker #girlmath
It I can do it, you can do it. So get your ass movin. Even though it sucks giant donkey dicks. I’m all motivational and shit.
You're not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.
It is amazing how many people don't know the rules and think they do. Almost every reply to this is the wrong answer.
It is amazing how many people don't know the rules and think they do. Almost every reply to this is the wrong answer.
*looking around confused* Um, I finished my drink before all the ice melted.
Jesus was a socialist. If you disagree you’re going to Hell. That whole eye of the needle thing.
Tipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
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17K Followers 2K Following 🐝 I might be funny on the timeline but I’m boring in DMs. And more often than not, I ignore them. 🤷♀️ Married af🇨🇦꧁🆂🅰�.. @SassyCanadian0
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Debs: “the system keeps going down on me” Me: “ooohhh you lucky thing you” Debs: “yeah it’s nice to not have to do any work” My mind is wasted…
Do you have anyone in your life that you can be completely honest with?
I don’t know which pants to put on Fancy or smarty
A caffeinated mental breakdown doubles as physical activity.
What if people stopped microwaving in 30 second increments and instead began using odd, random, and even prime number heating or reheating time segments? What then?
Trying to show my client that her grandpa's chair is restored but all the dogs in the Sanctuary are spotlight divas
Paper plates don’t have to go so hard with the marketing. Whimsical floral design? I just need to know microwaveable y/n
I was driving the other day and I saw a license plate that said GUCCI. Rock on, grandpa. ✌🏻
"I'll always make time for you, girl." - Me to you but also to a plate of nachos
Me: Yay! Finally! My kids each have a driver’s license! Also me: *has to Uber to haircut because all the cars are gone
Random Observation of a Traveling Mom: 18’s driver’s license must be broken. She did not offer to use it once on this 6 hour ride.
Saw a New Hampshire license plate and one kid asked if that was near New Mexico and the other asked what a Hampshire was, so I'm dropping them off at school extra early tomorrow
@fundersum wait, I usually look around to make sure nobody sees all my ice is still there!!