Kelly @kelly__le
Jokes 😂 https://t.co/GXjOS6HKXe Texas Joined February 2017-
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I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.
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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
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The tornado siren was just going off here, but I think I can make it to the liquor store.
Do you get cuteness aggression when you look at your pet? My cat is so goddamn cute I could just rip an old lady’s arms off.
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I almost hit a deer on my way to work and when I got to work, a murder of crows was in my parking spot. I’m Snow Whiting pretty fucking hard before 7am.
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my email will find you… and it will kill you
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Salad is great for when you want to chew something incessantly, gnawing and gnashing away for 3 grams of water and some toots later
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When I’m waiting in line at the drive thru sometimes I pregame with a purse snack
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I talk a lot of shit for a guy with a coin purse.
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now i can't unsee it god lord why did i open the internet today
@kelly__le .....ight that's it for me tonight...
@kelly__le Have you been locked in a cupboard since Victorian times? :)
Cozy coochie sweater???? 🧐 🤔
@kelly__le I guess your head is supposed to be the clitoris? WTH.
@kelly__le Real hair from Gwyneth Paltrow’s pubes!
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