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Taylor Swift's new album is not called 'The Sadness Express'. I know that now.
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Sure I’ll go to your Ayahuasca retreat. Will there be Doritos?
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employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
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i should be napping on your ballsack rn
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the chokehold a dead zoo gorilla had on an entire generation should be studied
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i think it should be spelled "condumb"
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I eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
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"Alpha" males when a woman literally does anything.
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any site can be a dating site if you use it incorrectly
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Well, well, well.. if it isn’t me wanting the absolute best for you.
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When I die and my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it skips all the times I tried and failed to parallel park.
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I don’t want to know your horoscope. I want to know your go to karaoke song
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The early bird gets the breakfast meatballs
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You’re free, baby. Fly high.
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i’m not running from the past but i can’t look back or it might kill me
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Wake up we’re going to the farmers market
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The little dog is irritated with me and wants to go to bed.
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I really just want to be surrounded by love. Like the centrepiece at a circle jerk.
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
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28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
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Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
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36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
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Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
56K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
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351 Followers 322 Following too close for comfort, too far away to be any use at all
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195 Followers 461 Following Leafs Fan since 1968! #LeafsForever #LGM #HookEm
Hallie_Jasmine~Dyesi @napkinsjuliana
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58 Followers 759 Following Undoubtedly, love is a difficult phase to realize, but those who realize this mercy of nature can find coins both in this world and in the hereafter.
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Paramedic Firefighter @ParamedicVet
2K Followers 5K Following US Army Combat Medic (91B2P) Paramedic/Firefighter (Ret.) ☞GoldCorp☜ 1st ABNDIV Sometimes I teach and write. History, Guns, Puns, Memes, & Snark.
Brian Bodor @Bodog96
696 Followers 4K Following Gonna tell you how much I 💕 you. Though you think you already know. Gonna SHOW you how much I 💕 you. THEN you will finally know.
CHK @2BD4U2
73 Followers 173 Following
ProverbsJones @proverbs_jones
141 Followers 196 Following
Lisa kitson @lisa6829
57 Followers 2K Following I meant to say on my profile ! (I joined twitter in 2010 and my birth age which I don’t mind disclosing it ,27-10-1970
Kelsey Turner @kelseybrenae
1 Followers 156 Following
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208 Followers 1K Following 𓅓 Call me Rox. 🔞 Cthonic woman. God's Least Favorite. Fueled by spite & animal crackers. Native Brooklynite stuck Upstate, please send help and bagels.🥯
Miles Williams @MilesWi43388564
179 Followers 800 Following
navygal 👅💋#Navy @vet_ADWalker
2K Followers 5K Following 🤔Dirty-Nerdy-Pervy wannabe author #EXGOP #Mom #LGBTQ 😜I 💙 #memes
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Debbie Finkiewicz @brenda4now
3K Followers 8K Following Loving life, former Republican, never again, love justice and democracy
M K @Mike92carboy
592 Followers 1K Following Am Mike but everyone call me Car Boy Gmail: [email protected]✰ #OTTOSQUARD #JAYCANE #CASHAPP #HELP #CARBOY #FATHER #LUXURYCAR #INVESTMENT #DIGITALCURRENCY
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Village Person @SvnSxty
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Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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PieGuy @ilovepie84
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nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
25K Followers 10K Following you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by https://t.co/SziO9kNFRO https://t.co/DaU98OFAMv
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
23K Followers 5K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard
56K Followers 3K Following 🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
President Warren G. H.. @PopeAwesomeXIII
13K Followers 2K Following Commercially Inviable. ✌️ 29th US President (1921-1923) 🧐 Tip jar! https://t.co/Igf16XkzWv ❤ He/Him 👍 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ ❤️ See pinned for migration info
Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
11K Followers 1K Following digital sorceress ⚡ does anyone know how to curse a real sword
Ally 🖤 @mrsmodify
81 Followers 448 Following Mama of 2; Director of Special Education; Starting over peacefully
Dana @Dana_D_X
3K Followers 2K Following Just a 40ish year old bored housewife. I'm usually funny and sometimes hot. Ask about my other page 😈
Kneeling Woman @KneelingWoman
3K Followers 2K Following Refined debauchery and thoughtful eroticism with smatterings of sass. Statuesque sapiosexual exploring her role as a strong and submissive woman. ~ 21+, NSFW ~
Michelle McLellan @MichelleMclel10
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32 Followers 226 Following
sid @viperdemie
70K Followers 145 Following second account for @viperous ❤️🔥 i love cinnamoroll and my pookie and zyns and gambling
The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june
63K Followers 3K Following The Sopranos™ memes. Cemetery Dogs. I'm boss, you forget. Make my nephew an egg.
jennesaisquoi 𓆩♡.. @jennesaisquoi__
367 Followers 2K Following ❥ My heart breaks open again & again to remind me that I am love ❥
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726 Followers 678 Following Happily divorced. Skeptical, discerning, never bitter. Two fab sons & a fur baby. Brightest days ahead 🌞
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Jenji @Jenjiy0
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13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07
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111 Followers 718 Following Vancouver Cartoonist and Illustrator for Discorder Magazine @citrradio Artist.
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73 Followers 73 Following
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23K Followers 22K Following #Scifi #Fantasy #Memes #PostApocalyptic #LongCovid #CPTSD #ADHD #Photography #Comedy #Gaming This is the Apocalypse. Left.
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5K Followers 3K Following Just like weed, I make everything better. Doll, Baby Girl,Sweetheart,Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees 1117
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Nel @Zpn1980
210 Followers 319 Following 🩷💛💙, 🇨🇦🇺🇲, she/they 80's baby, VetTech, ADHD/autistic. stuck in the south.
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183 Followers 352 Following Im in love💙 with my puppy & beer🍻 Anal. Inevitably making bad decisions, one choice at a time. I needlove. 🌺#questionablecontent #funfacts #uselessknowledgeTaylor Swift's new album is not called 'The Sadness Express'. I know that now.
Sure I’ll go to your Ayahuasca retreat. Will there be Doritos?
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
the chokehold a dead zoo gorilla had on an entire generation should be studied
I eat like an 11 year-old Hobbit going to the electric chair
"Alpha" males when a woman literally does anything.
any site can be a dating site if you use it incorrectly
Well, well, well.. if it isn’t me wanting the absolute best for you.
When I die and my life flashes before my eyes, I hope it skips all the times I tried and failed to parallel park.
I don’t want to know your horoscope. I want to know your go to karaoke song
The early bird gets the breakfast meatballs
i’m not running from the past but i can’t look back or it might kill me
The little dog is irritated with me and wants to go to bed.
I really just want to be surrounded by love. Like the centrepiece at a circle jerk.
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