ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts
MORE PERSNICKETY THAN EVER https://t.co/9tHvo7JT1X Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2009-
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Roses are red Violets are nice If life gives you lemons Add vodka and ice *this is a poetry account now*
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I don’t like to call it revenge per se…returning the favor sounds so much nicer
Senile porn. When you only thought you watched some.
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sometimes you just have to abuse substances and move on
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Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?
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there's a guy on this train with platform crocs
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Social media is fucking boring now, I say, as I scroll fucking boring social media now.
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I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
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need me a man who can put up with the fact that i am chronically clever
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My feelings got hurt on the internet today, so I'll be taking a break. Okay, I'm back.
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im midwest sober (an alcoholic but no DUIs)
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at the age of 25 you have to get over everything
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working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly
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@michikoconuts I remember those. I can’t recall if I liked them or not though
Roses are red Violets are nice If life gives you lemons Add vodka and ice *this is a poetry account now*
I don’t like to call it revenge per se…returning the favor sounds so much nicer
@michikoconuts Chester killed himself what more do you want
sometimes you just have to abuse substances and move on
Do the cops storming colleges not realize that this will only lead to more folk music?
Social media is fucking boring now, I say, as I scroll fucking boring social media now.
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
need me a man who can put up with the fact that i am chronically clever
My feelings got hurt on the internet today, so I'll be taking a break. Okay, I'm back.
working theory that men have an easier time opening jars mostly because they don’t moisturize properly
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