Lucy Huber @clhubes
editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired. Washington, DC Joined June 2011-
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Once we can do day trips there will be no stopping me. I'll be going on little hikes and stopping for ice cream at little farms all over the place.
When my children are old enough that we can drive an hour or two for day trips without them screaming endlessly in the car: that is when my life will begin.
Personally I like to ignore every single mean comment except one which I will spend the next 3-5 hours laser focusing on intensely. Then I mute when I realize I am losing my mind.
Personally I like to ignore every single mean comment except one which I will spend the next 3-5 hours laser focusing on intensely. Then I mute when I realize I am losing my mind.
I’m an eldest daughter but also a youngest child. We exist. We are baby. Stop teasing us. Also we think you should call mom and dad because they’ve been trying to get a hold of you.
The moment I realized my three year old was already smarter than me was when he colored in this picture and I said “but aren’t stoplights usually red, yellow and green?” and he goes “the car is stopped, it’s a red light.”
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
*Me stealing all the muffins from a charity bake sale and eating them all* I didn't even train for this. I didn't pay for the muffins. The most muffins I'd ever eaten at a time before this was 2. Today I ate 12.
My husband said “red tailed hawk” which only like halfway to eagle 😂
My husband said “red tailed hawk” which only like halfway to eagle 😂
Moms in TV ads are almost always wearing this exact outfit and yet I’ve never seen a human woman wear this outfit in real life.
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8K Followers 2K Following Author, STOP WAITING FOR PERFECT (out now!). Freelance lifestyle & wellness journalist. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a writer mom 👩🏾💻@clhubes On a road trip I stopped at a roadside restaurant and the soda machine required an app to fill my cup. I nearly had a f***ing meltdown.
@clhubes My air purifier has an app, which is ridiculous, especially bc it just sends me notifications like “I detected air probs, I am doing my job” followed by “I did my job! Yay!” And I’m feeling like I need to praise my air purifier so I don’t hurt its feelings? It’s too much.
@clhubes Husband got me an orchid. It came with an app to remind me to water it.
@clhubes We got new lights over our kitchen counter and the electrician was SO EXCITED to show me how I could use an app to change the dimming settings. First I was like, oh neat! (He was so excited!) Then: but wait, why tho?
@clhubes my fan has an app. it makes you install it.
you know your packaging was a problem when your announcement on tiktok that you changed it gets over 2m views
@clhubes I thought that too but I have one kid who puts the thermostat on Arctic chill in the middle of the night, wastes energy and house is freezing. We have a programmable vent that is set to keep her room at reasonable temp and we lock the thermostat so it is only app controlled.
@clhubes When you forget to turn it on and need to do it while not waking up the kid (from experience)
@clhubes My oven came with an app and while I still agree it's unnecessary once I was stuck under a sleeping baby with food in the oven. My phone turned my oven off. Insane world we live in.
@clhubes Also, not every single thing requires a password or esp two factor authentication. No one is using my treadmill but me.
@clhubes I have already had to create 4 different user names for my 4yo Tball team it’s insane
@clhubes Agree. Too many apps. I’ve got 5 just for my kids schools. It was 6 but that sent me over the edge and i deleted that one and just look at the emails
@clhubes @mooglemoogle left! the door by the driver is on the right, so if its hidden the bus is facing left