🇨🇦 Dimps of the North @CallMe_Dimps
https://t.co/saD5yPaHPw 🇨🇦 Twitr.buzz/callme_dimps/f… Wandering Joined August 2013-
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All these new ads for full body deodorant, when we just need everyone to use the regular stuff under their armpits.
Pinched a nerve in my right wrist There goes my sex life.
Any guesses what this is?
What am I doing? Sitting in my truck waiting for Burrito Boyz to open, why? This isn’t normal to you?
I raised my walls, once I realized the person who hurt me the most, was the person I let in the front door with open arms, and an even more open heart.
We sadly mourn the sudden off-duty death of a beloved VPD officer. They will remain forever in our hearts.
women should be allowed to retire with full benefits when they reach menopause
just when i start thinking I’m the weirdest girl on the block, here comes twitter to prove me wrong
we can’t all be pillars of the community—communities need sewers & garbage dumps too
I don’t have expensive taste, you have stupid prices
I have all the time in the world for those who are legitimately struggling. I have zero time at all for those who revel in playing the victim here on Twitter, and make it their entire identity.
I'm not good with names. Or faces. Or Conversations. Or people. Or directions. Or life.
I'm a guy who feels he needs to do a lot, trapped in the body of a guy who naps a lot.
Of all the voices in my head, reason is the least persuasive.
Is everyone’s mental health getting worse or are we just better at diagnosing it?
Life is better when you believe anything is possible. Then you grow up.
“Contents may have settled during shipping” is my very thought as I look at my naked-self in a full-length mirror.
Sometimes, being alone will make you realise a lot to understand your feelings if you are choosing someone out of love or loneliness.
Nothing is faster than a pissed-off woman texting.
My idea of romance is heavily influenced by 80s power ballads.
Kiss my Fat Ash🍑 @Tobi_Is_Fab
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My ability for self destruction of goals and mental self sabotage is impressive. No one can fuck my shit up like me!!
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All these new ads for full body deodorant, when we just need everyone to use the regular stuff under their armpits.
Pinched a nerve in my right wrist There goes my sex life.
My kid did!! She got a full ride scholarship to study abroad for her entire sophomore year!!!!!
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