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Coffee, music, dancing, whiskey with a splash of sarcasm twitter.com/search?f=tweet… down under Joined February 2015-
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she wanders alone through a forest of memories searching for the place she once called home
I hope a little something wonderful finds you today
I need to refill My prescription Of you
The smile on her face hides the sadness in her soul.
A kiss goodnight That lasts until dawn
It’s been awhile since this many stars have been visible so she ignores the cold and enjoys the view.
Do your tits always look like they're trying to run away from each other?
Just take a deep breath. Pause. Relax. This is life. You're supposed to fuck up sometimes. Now go shine on you crazy fucked up diamond and have an amazing day !!!
You're the only song I want to have on repeat.
I don’t know about you, but I’m tired of being traumatized.
Get in friends, we’re heading to the cafe to plan a much needed getaway.
All I am Is a memory In someone else's mind
I don’t need to go skating, I can look ungraceful right here.
My circle is a triangle at best
I need more balance in my life. Equal parts weekdays and weekend days…
Coffee has a unique aroma that's makes you forget how painful it is to go to work.
I am sure I could watch you undress a thousand times and still be as breathless as the first time
I will uncover you explore you adore you every perfect inch
I want to fluster the fuck out of you
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she wanders alone through a forest of memories searching for the place she once called home
Going to be 50 in 4 months time. Seems weird. I don't feel like I'm going to be half a hundred years old. Young at heart. Silly and ridiculous keeps you young ❤️
I hope a little something wonderful finds you today
Kicking off my birthday weekend with the good stuff, because I’m worth it. And speaking of birthdays, this is a mighty sweet 16 single malt. Here’s to completing my 58th trip around the sun on Sunday, and to all of you, ‘cause you’re worth it, too. Slaínte, mates! 🥃
Tonight I became an award winning author!
The simple act of holding hands is underrated.
This coming Friday afternoon I’m having a breast biopsy. I’d take some extra prayers and good vibes. 🩷
Fourth tornado warning in my area in the last 35 mins. Should be a fun night
I am having absolutely THE worst nerve pain across my chest today 😡😩
Breast cancer is a fight for your life; a gut punch on an ordinary day. It is your innocence taken Scars across a once beautiful chest Grieving the loss of the breasts that once fed your babies & provided pleasure to someone special
Hi friends I’m high ✨ Say hi and I’ll ask you a Would You Rather question (Ends ten pm 4-26, pacific time, like two hours from now)
There are days I just want to curl up and cry, but I have to be strong for my son. I can’t afford to be weak.
My stepfather passed away unexpectedly last week and it has been tremendous grief for myself and my family. But then I remember that we are all gutted because he was an exceptional human. His name was Fred, but I called him Derf. I’ll love you forever, Derf 💔
Excuse me Woolworths - what do you mean there’s no maltesers ???