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Whiskey saved my life. Single mom. Sex Jedi. Butt stuff for the mind. Fuck cancer. #HereWeGo #LetsGoBucs #letsgopens 🇺🇸 twitter.com/search?q=from:… The desert. Joined December 2013-
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Think twice? Fuck, I have enough trouble thinking once.
can't tell if my apartment is on fire, or my glasses are just really dirty
It was easier to keep with the cool kids when it didn't entail shooting your dog.
Still thinking of that ham sammich from 1996.
No, no, the fucking around was fine. Then bam!
Cut the old lady’s grass next door and put some weed and feed on it, if you know what I mean…
In only a few years there will be kids who have no idea how to start a car with a key.
That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up
Don’t come at me with that “where’s my hug” energy
Look, I haven’t been getting great sleep lately. Fuck off.
Where’s that video of that English woman climbing into her house through the window and her tits pop out as she’s sliding down the glass? That’s a funny one.
Don't eat Domino's after 40. You'll die.
Do you like onions or are you a child?
Life has been fun lately…aw fuck here we go.
I hope everyone’s having a great day. Don’t end up in a ditch.
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
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can't tell if my apartment is on fire, or my glasses are just really dirty
@Angelobodyconc2 About 1974 When a pack of smokes was $.32. A burrito was $.49. A beer at the bar was $ 1.00. A 5 bedroom house was $30,000. Maybe we do need America to be Great Again.
@Angelobodyconc2 I was in high school 74-78 when gas hit $.69. Teenage boys remember dumb shit like that. At that same gas station we bought quarts of Miller for 75 cents.
@db_hart8 @Angelobodyconc2 And you were making $2/hr. You forgot to add that part...
Remember a little over a year ago when the cop stopped a disabled from paying for his bicycle and dragged the man out of Target? Well, he took the stand at his own trial this week. I'll link the old post below.
I don't mean to brag I don’t mean to boast But I like hot butter on my breakfast toast
It was easier to keep with the cool kids when it didn't entail shooting your dog.
For my next magic trick I’ll turn this 6 pack of beer into 8 hours of uncontrollable pissing
Appreciation post for Omar Khan and Andy Weidl. This has been a Masterclass of a Draft Steelers 2024 Draft Picks: Troy Fautanu RT Zach Frazier C Roman Wilson WR Payton Wilson LB Mason McCormick G Logan Lee DT Ryan Watts CB #steelers