Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow
💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT// 💙VENMO @ Kayla-Chow-Show youtube.com/kaylachowshow Minnesota, USA Joined October 2013-
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Yelling WATER IS GOOD FOR YOU at my toddler as I drink my 12th cup of coffee.
I used to be young and fun, now I’m really into birds and stretching before bed.
i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet
Sent you a pic of my sandwich please respond
Yelling “I don’t need no man” as I snake a softball size ball of my own hair from the bathtub drain.
ME: feel her nose doc - isn’t it supposed to be cold and wet VETERINARIAN: leave the receptionist alone
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i like candles cuz it's kinda like having fire as a pet
Microaggression? Treat yourself to a full size aggression. Baby, you're worth it!
Sent you a pic of my sandwich please respond
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