westcoasttoast.bsky.social 🇨🇦 🟧🌈 @westcoast_DJ
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political. same @ on Sky & Mastodon. MAGAts GTFOH! I stand with 🇺🇦 twitter.com/search?q=from%… West Coast. Canada Joined March 2009-
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Whoa whoa Watch your hands there buddy I said you can touch my titties, not my snacks
Found out my husband doesn’t want to get a dog when we eventually get a house. So, he’ll obviously be in for a surprise.
People really need to stop saying "on accident" it's "by accident"
I love it when a plan I didn't even know I was making, comes together.
The Bulldog is Coco. I was her 4th owner before she was 2. Original owner said she was broken like no dog he'd ever experienced. Adopted & returned to pound twice. Bad with other dogs. Terrible on or off leash. Not house broken. She was simply misunderstood. #noemisamonster
One day I want to love something as much as @coffeeandvinyl1 loves retweeting my trash tweets.
Please meet Minet. (Mee-nay; he's French). He's nearly 17. Two years ago, his human died without making any plans for him. This was especially problematic because while he was in surprisingly good health, he was emaciated, had some vision loss - and clearly had cognitive…
We are all watching in real time why the premise of the first John Wick worked so well. People who kill dogs deserve to die.
Honestly what made me fall in love with hockey was being able to yell at men for 3 hours
Does Danielle Smith actually believe that the invention of plastics ended the whaling industry?
What are people even doing on cruises that they're so popular you're just eating and floating.
Every time I need to take a test I call my ex for help. He has a lot of experience with cheating
The # of organizations, Govt or post 2ndary that don't know how to properly respond to a situation where another govt is killing & starving civilians (mostly women & children) on a massive scale is BEYOND TROUBLING Perhaps it's because the dead & starving are brown & Muslim
I ask for advice to like five different people, then turn around and do what I wanted to anyways
A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
Last night was a movie.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Whoa whoa Watch your hands there buddy I said you can touch my titties, not my snacks
Just paid $27 for a sangria. I need adult supervision in a major way.
If you have a favorite photo of a pet that you didn’t shoot in the face in a gravel pit, please share it here. I’ll start. ❤️
I live in an elk migration area in the mountains of Colorado at 8000 ft. Elk are some of the most beautiful, peaceful, smart animals. We get hundreds of elk in our yard throughout the year. This elk posed for me in my front yard and allowed me to photograph him. I feel lucky I…
i'm always needy it's just that sometimes i need to be left alone
Found out my husband doesn’t want to get a dog when we eventually get a house. So, he’ll obviously be in for a surprise.
@ScoutLaroo Pockets?? I love it!!! No pockets on mine, but I twirled on the dance floor anyway 🙌🏻
No. Obviously no.
Many put ALOT of stock into the loyalty of family - I am not this way. I don’t care who were spawned by my familyline, if ur a POS human you’re not welcome into my little world. My family are the friends that have proven loyal support & encouragement for decades. 💚💙💜
You know what I found out lately? People you block on your phone can still leave you voicemails. It’s pretty horrifying that someone takes the time to leave a message like “Did you really just block me? Is it bc I’m ugly?”
@Julius_Kim Animals have some levels of intelligence, they demonstrate compassion and some have even shown empathy towards other animals. #KristiNoem is a scum of the earth.
Didn't win the lottery. Not a puppy shooting, Corey Lewandowski fucking piece of garbage. Perspective.
@jerlevi Soooooo you’re pro-genocide then?
15 for me. How about you?