Bob Golen @BobGolen
Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know). Clark County, Ohio Joined October 2012-
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Bob Golen retweeted
"To laugh often and much; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived; this is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I don't know about that Don. I'm happy. By the way, Don, you seem awfully sad.
Bob Golen retweeted
I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.
I've always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I just can't seem to get started.
Might not be an ideal time to stop for pictures
There's a lot of reasons for bad luck, but the most common reason is stupidity
Bob Golen retweeted
Be a stress reducer Not a stress producer
All the King's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again; so they decided to let the King's horses try.
You students who don't question the barbarity of unlimited war, I'm ashamed of you - Old timer 60's protester
Bob Golen retweeted
As this Supreme Court oral argument underscores, it opens a lot of ugly questions when a career criminal becomes president of the United States
Bob Golen retweeted
Happy Friday, rockers...✌❤🎶 #TomPetty
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There's plenty of happiness on the left. There will be even more when Trump's gone.
And you’ve perfected it, Bob. Bravo!
@BobGolen Run, Bob run!!! 🏃♂️
@BobGolen Might want to move left or right
@BobGolen p-b7 if n-e4 then p-c4# n-b5 / p-c4# p-c5 / pxb ( promote to q# ) r-f4 / q-c5# p-e5 / r-d6# p-f4 / bxe6# n-f4 / n-f6#
@BobGolen Well, do you stop or move closer to the thing?
@BobGolen I’ve never come up on one of these. I definitely understand the fascination with them when witnessed.👀
@BobGolen I was in or very near a tornado in Ohio, driving in the dark. Crazy rain and I didn't know where I was on the road momentarily. Wasn't until I stopped after that, I saw the warning on my phone. At the time, I didn't know.
@BobGolen Thanks man. The news footage of around my area is bonkers!!!
@BobGolen Yeah that was right down the street from me brother. Three tornadoes missed my city by a mile.
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