Sooz @CruisinSoozan
Erotically whimsical, clinically awkward 🔞💋 https://t.co/RTwJsrQhgu x.com/search?f=tweet… Canada Joined July 2009-
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I would let you have the pineapple Haribo gummy bears because you’re cute.
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Things wouldn’t seem so bad if Bert & Ernie were broadcasting the news.
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Stop looking for love, and love yourself first. That’s when it happens.
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All the good people live far away.
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Ever cancel a date so you can watch a hockey game and not have to talk to someone?
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I believe this is a perfectly reasonable and acceptable excuse in Canada.
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Arriving by usps. Okay, no problem. Arriving by UPS. Alright, no problem. Shipped via fedex. Jesus christ what's the fucking problem now?
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In search of that feeling you get when you know you're enough
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I thought I heard the ice cream truck but it was the dryer chime.
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I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else I'ma do? Skip Wednesday?
The orange chicken.
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Gary opened up a can of whoop ass in light syrup and served it to his arch-nemesis alongside a promise to assume good intent.
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it’s about the people you can shamelessly say yippee around
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How many ibuprofen do you take in your coffee…3 or 4?
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Learning Norwegian on Duolingo so I can join a black metal band
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Not today 🐇🦅
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Things wouldn’t seem so bad if Bert & Ernie were broadcasting the news.
Stop looking for love, and love yourself first. That’s when it happens.
I believe this is a perfectly reasonable and acceptable excuse in Canada.
Ever cancel a date so you can watch a hockey game and not have to talk to someone?
Arriving by usps. Okay, no problem. Arriving by UPS. Alright, no problem. Shipped via fedex. Jesus christ what's the fucking problem now?
In search of that feeling you get when you know you're enough
I thought I heard the ice cream truck but it was the dryer chime.
First flowers of the year! I did not plant these so I consider them a gift 😂
I hate when people say take it one day at a time. What else I'ma do? Skip Wednesday?
It took exactly 30 seconds for my pants to come off after I walked through the door.
pouring love into all the soft, peculiar things i find along the way
@CruisinSoozan Chicken looks yummy. Hei Hei looks shocked LOL
Just a little pre-game before a Nuggets sweep.
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