Barry BeNiceButNotSicklyNice @barryjohnharper
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"It was all me!" confesses surprise #DonaldTrump aide in whatevernext trial.
"It was all me!" confesses surprise #DonaldTrump aide in whatevernext trial.
I'm like a good southern restaurant. You came for the meat, but you'll come back for the sauce.
God is real 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I used to be the DJ at Stonehenge but I no longer mix in those circles.
best part of being forgetful is all the surprise snacks
I am, once again, emotionally overwhelmed by an octopus documentary.
#LesbianVisibilityWeek ? I'll do my best ✊️🌈
I'm 51 now, but still cling to the hope of me flying through a room horizontally shooting 2 handguns at once one day 😌💭
I liked the idea of being a Hare Krishna when I was younger but never had the chants.
Knock knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? Congratulations...you're on the jury #TrumpTrials
wore dangly earring today which I don’t normally do and thought one was a spider in my hair and flipped out how are you
If you're asking me for advice, I'm going to assume you're out of all other rational options.
*pours milk over bowl of ibuprofen for breakfast*
Anti-genocide protests are spreading across the United States, reaching Columbia, Harvard, USC, University of Texas at Austin, and many other campuses: Students from the University of Texas show solidarity with Columbia University, staging a sit-in to demand an end to the…
Anti-genocide protests are spreading across the United States, reaching Columbia, Harvard, USC, University of Texas at Austin, and many other campuses: Students from the University of Texas show solidarity with Columbia University, staging a sit-in to demand an end to the… https://t.co/XIyUTzTPEE
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13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoThe Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUaPieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbKThe Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgersDestry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.Hobbstyle @Hobbstyle53
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452 Followers 2K Following Links Lizard, Neophyte Writer. The favorite Uncle. Lover of old Barns. Feet in the city. Mind in the Country. Pink Floyd fanatic.Harris @GrandpaHarris65
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47 Followers 831 Following treatment for anxiety and depression!! clients satisfaction is our priorityJames L H Bartlett @jameslhbartlett
77K Followers 23K Following I enjoy business, innovation, life-long learning & to #ChangeTheWorld to help others. Entrepreneur, interim CxO, investor, adventurer, thinker & do-er. NO DMs!Lisa kitson @lisa6829
50 Followers 2K Following I meant to say on my profile ! (I joined twitter in 2010 and my birth age which I don’t mind disclosing it ,27-10-1970roggar Vanscoyk @_RVanscoyk
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489 Followers 794 Following Easily molified by kind words. Uses her power rarely and only for good. Worries about you.Hummingbird lover @humming_club
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649 Followers 651 Following Trying my best to survive in this F’d up world and grieving my daughter. American by birth Canadian by choice. No DM 🚫 I turn off reposts for obvious reasons.MaryElaine Cole @Maryel80108M
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148 Followers 2K Following I want to accompany a gentleman to travel around the world. If you like me, then you can send me a private message!Learnalittlebitmore @Tom44926730
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538 Followers 927 Following Looking for wisdom, kindness, people who experience life, born 50s, fitness, widowed long ago, raised 4, lost one, people who expand my thoughts and views.musicrock @musicrock149702
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4K Followers 4K Following Married, happy. 🌺 🏳️🌈love is love is love is love is love. Here for politics until the lead insurrectionist is in jail.queen of cool @queenofcool__
56 Followers 128 Following I collect old crap and would like a lobotomy.✨🏜️🧚🏻♂️🦄♑️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇲🇽iFlyHigh™🎄 @travisa420
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9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilariousSomeone @Someone70537168
83 Followers 855 Followingtazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
12K Followers 4K Following life's foul-mouthed casualty • ig/alt: @pausedmortemStabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoThe Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
36K Followers 12K Following 99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUaPieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbKThe Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
43K Followers 6K Following We all have stories where the contents are way better than the cover. type1diabetes celiac advocate for a cure. insulinshouldbefreeForward March @RunOldMan
35K Followers 16K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgersGranite Man 🏴�.. @GraniteDhuine
18K Followers 5K Following The unacceptable face of Scottish Twitter. Whisky drinker, kilt wearer, sweary AF.Destry @DestryBrod
18K Followers 16K Following Not quite cool enough to be Canadian.I live close enough to Canada to smell the healthcare. Pretty liberal, pretty democratic not that pretty tho. pro choice.The Why Files @OMGTheWhyFiles
43K Followers 24 Following A unique channel for people fascinated (obsessed) with the weird & unexplainable -- but still want to know the truth. Welcome home.Harris @GrandpaHarris65
10K Followers 10K Following husband | father | grandpa | democrat | humor | sarcasm | grumpy old man | gardening | memories | music | stupid stuff | you dm, i blockRC deWinter @RCdeWinter
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2K Followers 5K Following Father, music enthusiast, devoted fanatic follower of the Green Bay Packers, loves reading, cooking, walks on the beach, and laughing hard.TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
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17K Followers 17K Following Viking spirit is in my blood/animals+nature☕️/#artist/🍿/💙🌊music🎸/🇨🇦/liberal/atheist/sarcasm/love to laugh/🔥sci-fi/🚫racism/🚫no MAGA🐴Mon Vieux @vieux1945
103 Followers 192 FollowingSusan @MrsSuslow
649 Followers 651 Following Trying my best to survive in this F’d up world and grieving my daughter. American by birth Canadian by choice. No DM 🚫 I turn off reposts for obvious reasons.Charlie Brown Fan Acc.. @Peanuts_4Fans
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6K Followers 7K Following Proto-Germanic Paganist with nonspecific surliness. Squirrel psychologist, Fullerian Professor of absurdity, oppressor of the inhabitants of PaviaLilith @Lilith_Atheist
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3K Followers 2K Following Use any pronouns, I’m honestly just happy to be referred to at all | DMs open | Bluesky: scrumble-eggs | Mastodon: scrumble_eggs | Alt: @oeufs_brouilles |Insert a witty name h.. @Thehotstoner
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884 Followers 297 Following Actor. Artist. Historist. Armchairian. 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴Iain S. Forrest, PhD @IainSForrest
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35K Followers 917 Following 🇵🇸 Journalist. Mother. I write about anti-Palestinian repression. Working on upcoming documentary “The Reason of State” Trailer +project linked in bio.SpaceyCrone 👾 @spaceycrone
258 Followers 784 Following neuroqueer nerdslut who became a stoner at 40. non-binary (they/she), pan, autistic, cptsd recovery, pleasure activist, has cats obvs. 👩🏾🚀🌱🪐bald eagle @bboyce3
2K Followers 3K Following Night Owl. Resistor. Believer in Democracy and human rights. Dogs-nature-art. Trying to be optimistic that Extremism will be defeated. Common Good. Wilco fanTucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
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152 Followers 183 Following Lots of letters after my name but I don't feel compelled to tell everyone. Lifetime Oiler fan. University education in medicine, pharmacology, and psychology.Della Boynton @DellaABoynton
1K Followers 3K Following Award winning artist and author. Owner of Rivendell garden and art studio. I also have a small cat rescue I support with my art.Madame Versatile @LunaT96
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382 Followers 3K Following Here to be me. Adult topics vax bs politics and whatever else I choose. I will vote Red and Blue. Gym and My Jeep. No minors 🔞 DON'T LIKE IT DON'T FOLLOW!😈🔱🖤⛓✨�.. @_YourAngel777
171K Followers 134K Following 𝕏♥️👑Influencer. Song-writer. poet.⛓🖤🎶 #KPOP🇰🇷🖤 #TAEMIN #Horror movies 🪓🕸🖤😈♛ 𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝑰𝒕 𝑲𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝐔 🖤Dame Joanna Lumley @JoannaLumleyUK
60K Followers 57 Following Official Twitter page for all news and updates on Dame Joanna Lumley. Please note: Joanna is NOT on Twitter & personal replies aren’t possible.CHIPLE, CHULA Y CABRO.. @Chicanatravels
8K Followers 5K Following “Ni Santa, Ni Puta” 🌎 🧳 ✈️ & Eat 🌮 when I can ! Retired 22 yr SEL U.S. NAVY SENIOR CHIEF 🌟 🌊⚓️🐾 ❤️Lived In 🇺🇸🇲🇽🇬🇷🇳🇬 🇵🇪Miló @miloP1051344
3K Followers 119 Following Somos, por pouco que queiramos, servos da hora e das suas cores e formas, súbditos do céu e da terra. - Fernando PessoaDadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezburGod is real 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Steven Knight confirms the ‘PEAKY BLINDERS’ movie is ready to begin filming in September with a big budget. “Cillian Murphy is really up for it. So I can’t wait for it to start shooting.” (Source: nme.com/features/tv-in…)
They mostly vegan meals... NOT A FAN. I love me some meat... Even suck men coz they got meat lol
@RYAN_007 Ooo...Enlighten me...what foods are on the Hare 'evil' food list...? 🙃
@barryjohnharper Used to chant too... But hated being a hare Krishna because of the food
Went to a social event for my kid’s new school and they asked the parents to share what your friends like in 7th grade and I told them if I shared that you wouldn’t let your kid hang out with mine.
I am so happy right now. It’s joke Christmas, you Guys! I cannot contain the joy I feel right now, seeing this.
Laura Trump: “We have lawsuits in 81 states right now” Who wants to tell her?
The strength of a woman is measured by the extent of her refusal to allow those hardships to dictate her and who she becomes.
Let out on $1,500 bail. Really!?!
Indiana christian church preschool teacher, Joshua Leduc, has pled guilty to molesting two 4 year old girls in his class.
I have dengue fever 🙌 My "living in the tropics" bingo card is now complete
He was a good cat. We had to say goodbye to him today. Alfie the kitty was top notch. Alfie the kitty was a panther. He will always be loved. I am so sad.
John 'Boycie' Challies: An Interview with John Hannam sussexliving.com/features/peopl…
Warehouse robot collapses after working for 20 hours straight.
And this is after Sheetz had to struggle for years with a challenging brand name!
The Biden administration is suing Sheetz for discriminating against minorities. The reason? The company requires all the applicants to first pass a criminal record background check. You are now required to hire criminals.
this thread made me smile. it's innocent, it's wholesome. perhaps there is still good on the internet
i think beyonce might get her fashion inspiration from betty white: thread