ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
tv/film writer, comic, queer. host @podshamespiral, copy @iamthirtyaf & co-host @gayshamecomedy- next show 4/16 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt elykreimendahl.substack.com she/they Joined February 2020-
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got 8 hours of sleep last night instead of my usual 4 and now I have a whole new personality??? pls respect my privacy in this difficult time
it’s so important to be at least a little bit gay
happy lesbian visibility week from 23 year old me 😭😭😭
happy April 25 to all who celebrate
Congratulations everyone. You’ve given the GOP exactly what they wanted & needed. An excuse to pretend to care about antisemitism, despite a caucus filled with raging white supremacists who attend conferences with a Holocaust denier & a candidate who hosts that Holocaust denier.
Congratulations everyone. You’ve given the GOP exactly what they wanted & needed. An excuse to pretend to care about antisemitism, despite a caucus filled with raging white supremacists who attend conferences with a Holocaust denier & a candidate who hosts that Holocaust denier.
I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore
my oldest daughter turns SIX TODAY!!!!! time really flies….can’t believe it’s been six years since I’ve taken a shit in private
ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩
ready to make another one of these- what basic prob should these therapists react to next?!? vote belowwwwww 🤩
seasonal depresh is out, spring is in ✌️
my obsession w Grey’s Anatomy is diagnostic
confession: sometimes I write “thanks so much; looking forward to it!” and I am not really looking forward to it. the exclamation point is simply a beard for my deep existential sadness
Niles is the best & funniest! get after these tickets before they’re gone
Niles is the best & funniest! get after these tickets before they’re gone
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Thanks for everything, WAD readers, even the really mean emails about typos. ❤️
gonna party like it's 2006 and go see death cab for cutie and the postal service tomorrow.
i don’t understand why universities who refuse to divest from israel are getting mad about protestors camping out. i thought they looooove occupied land
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
My gf doesn’t like it when I compare her being raised Hasidic to me being a theater kid but I was cast as the lead in every school musical which makes me the chosen people
I gave My dad a gay son and thot daughter and for that I’m sorry
Sometimes social media is bad and sometimes social media randomly reveals that someone who broke your heart a decade ago now looks like a ventriloquist doll from 1923 thus removing all lingering pain from the relationship.
happy lesbian visibility day from me & riri
I told my son he couldn't have chocolate now, but he could have it later. He shouted, "Three Hours Later!" And then asked to eat the chocolate.
just loudly BOOOed a woman tearing down pro-Palestine posters on the street, and I just think we don't boo ppl enough as a society anymore
Very much looking for freelance (or full time!) copywriting work if you know of any! I specialize in social and have agency experience. Here’s the ‘ole portfolio: ruddyportfolio.com
@ElyKreimendahl @podshamespiral You look enough like @petedavidson that I would have tried to date you then.
every time I get a re-up my adderall prescription my doctor acts all weird about how it took me so long to refill it and it’s like yeah bitch I have ADHD?
@ElyKreimendahl @LibrarySocks Oh thank god I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why everyone kept talking about light jackets today
@ElyKreimendahl It’s also the day Italians remember the end of the Nazi occupation! It’s a perfect date!
@ElyKreimendahl @this_is_mallory One of the most important day in Portugal's history. In April 25th of 1974 a revolution happened that put an end to the fascist regime in place.
@ElyKreimendahl I was looking at the date today and knew it was important but couldn't for the life of me remember why. Thanks for reminding me!
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