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Omg I feel this 😂
Your echarm has worn off.
When someone says "I'm tired of the games," that's part of the game
If cats could talk, I think they might ask why we go around collecting all their poo.
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro being in the same film together is my Inception
A story of two parts. Recruiter edition 😂😂😂
Peter Dutton and wife have assets and properties worth $300m. samantha maiden think albo making rent money is ott
In 4th grade I asked a girl I liked to be my Valentine and she said, "Yes," and I told her I'd call her, which I am going to do tonight.
5:00 pm: birds are amazing, I wish I had more time to enjoy nature 5:00 am: I want to murder every living bird
There’s been an unseasonable stretch of calm, quiet weather & the sheep have loved grazing the moortops. 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 A few oystercatchers & lapwings🐦🐦have returned to the hills but I have little doubt that winter is not over just yet. ❄️ #yorkshire #countryside #winter
Neutral is between reverse and drive and how long it's been like this I couldn't tell you.
Could someone help me with a culinary question: what is “leftover bacon”?
When I tell people how many followers I have, they ask me to pull up to the next window.
Can't. Spending the rest of my life installing new wiper blades using these super easy instructions.
Why am I Covid symptom-free but still in Iso? When I test negative, I’ll go out. Seems the right thing to do, for others.
Don’t overshare. Everyone is not your friend.
I got a knife for Christmas so I’ve been going around finding out what’s cake or not. Most things aren’t cake so far.
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Driving in Maine, you never know what you’ll see on someone’s front lawn.
It's like you have to do everything before you can do anything in order to do everything in order to
Born to fuck.... ...ing complain on the internet.
People who use straws, do you not know how to drink without them?
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Turns out my eyes have some UV damage, so I have to get extremely cool sunglasses I'm constantly taking off to witness unfolding horrors.
Anyone that commits a non-violent crime that subsequently escapes from prison should remain free
in a past life several of my tweets went viral
Omg I feel this 😂
Normalize telling your Twitter friends you love them.
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Week 5 complete of the @DrMichaelMosley keto fast 800. Lost 26lbs, dropped a trouser size and still motivated 👊.