abby govindan @abbygov
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photo evidence of me losing my shit when my sister asked “is everyone mewing” mid family photo & my mom replied “don’t worry I’m mewing AND mogging” (ty @mannyfidel🥰📸) SF in ONE WEEK I’ll be performing the show I wrote about my fam in ur city 🥹 💌abbygovindan.com/sf
Not sure how many of y’all know this but I’ve been full time organizing since November! We’ve trained over 40 street medics and are looking to do a bunch more things so please donate!instagram.com/reel/C6MdKXyJ5…
early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas
early 2000s raunch comedy about a couple of frat guys who accidentally spend spring break training to be Hamas
I’m literally obsessed with writing my own emails anyway SF this Sunday 💌abbygovindan.com/sf
met this girl at a wedding who was really mean and belittling to me for no reason so when she told me she works in weapons manufacturing at Lockheed Martin I was like “this makes sense you’ve been carpet bombing my self esteem all weekend”
politicians calling the military to pull out machine guns on a bunch of teenage english majors ARE U NOT FUCKING EMBARRASSED @GregAbbott_TX
I hope I never stop writing my own email blasts 🥰 sf I’ll see u soon :D pls buy tickets so Live Nation doesn’t sniper me and my whole family <3 💌abbygovindan.com/sf
Monica Lewinsky quotes “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” by Taylor Swift in new post: “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.”
THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
@azaizamotaz9 and Najla Said, daughter of the late Edward Said, have arrived at Columbia’s solidarity encampment in support of the student movement
Handcuffed and in scrubs. Doctors who remained steadfast, refusing to leave their patients. Handcuffed, executed, and mass buried in their scrubs. Israel is among history’s most depraved dealers of death
Handcuffed and in scrubs. Doctors who remained steadfast, refusing to leave their patients. Handcuffed, executed, and mass buried in their scrubs. Israel is among history’s most depraved dealers of death
The Gaza death toll is over 34,000. Likely much higher as Palestinians continue to uncover mass graves. The devastation is incalculable. It feels like there's no end in sight. So, please remember to center the real victim in all of this: a Columbia University business professor.
nah gotta shake out those first love feelings young so you don’t get bamboozled by the first 30yo man with no bed frame who says nice things to you
nah gotta shake out those first love feelings young so you don’t get bamboozled by the first 30yo man with no bed frame who says nice things to you
best music criticism 2024
University administrators in the US are arresting and silencing students who want this to stop.
awkwafina: what is you talmbout
awkwafina: what is you talmbout
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………I thought this was a romantic comedy
Kristen Stewart and Katy O'brian in Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
One reason rapidly spreading college protests are being fought exceptionally hard is the 3.5% rule. Historically it takes just 3.5% of a population to challenge the government before it can't resist change. For the US that's about 12 million, there are 18 million college students
an ex getting even uglier after you break up with them is all the fuel for healing you need tbh
saw Monkey Man last night … Dev Patel you will always be famous
I mean do yall just wanna fight?
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
Hey girls
yall haters corny with that kylie jenner mess
Asking old people to publicly share their thoughts on Taylor swift is elder abuse
Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys claims Taylor Swift doesn’t have any famous songs: “Taylor Swift sort of fascinates me as a phenomenon because she’s so popular, and I sort of quite like the whole thing, but then when I listen to the records … for a phenomenon as big as she…
y’all i have been traveling and writing non stop. UPDATES SOON 💋
im loving swifties just changing the narrative
you fall asleep like a tattoed golden retriever
Club Chalamet rn:
Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet are not expecting their first baby together despite unfounded claims to the contrary. usmagazine.com/celebrity-news…
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
Storytime: this picture was me in high school, this was my girlfriend back then, i was so over dating her cause I knew I was gay, and this was the picture i took to promise myself to never date women again.
just remembered ClubChalamet turned down a job offer at the world trade center 2 months before 9/11 because she had a bad feeling and then went on to live a life stanning Timothee. this woman is so fascinating, her biopic will do huge numbers on Lifetime