The Covert Comic @covertcomic
The Covert Comic isn't like you. The Covert Comic is love you. covertcomic.com Extremely near Washington DC Joined November 2009-
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Don’t a-Sketch anything at all if you don’t have anything nice to Etch.
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Told my boss that, instead of a raise, I want one of those DoNotReply email addresses.
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yesterday, Satan
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Jeeves, fetch me the good Hulk Hands.
Whoever put the second S in the KISS principle added 33% needless complexity.
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I'm a perphektionict
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Espionage is my middle name. Going through TSA is hell for me.
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I finally wrote an e-book. That was hard. Next time, I'm going to use all the vowels.
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*rips napkin off neck of my shirt THIS DATE IS OVER
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I suffer fools gladly by appointment only.
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We should have gas-powered windmills by now.
A non-disclosure agreement goes without saying.
This morning I was downtown, and I happened to glance at an office building just as it was deliberately imploded. For a second I thought "Whoa, did I do that?"
If the dumpster’s on fire, might as well toss in your trash.
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A guy just stuck a pin in me and I heard a doll yelp out in pain.
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You can only buy used mirrors.
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Who is the real monster here? The giant radioactive fire breathing lizard the size of a skyscraper, or the producers who forced him to make movies?
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*opening gift* Plausible deniability! You shouldn’t have! And officially, you didn’t.
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