Amy @AmysGotBirds
Just checked off another box. Satan owes me a favor now. Joined April 2018-
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My feelings got hurt on the internet today, so I'll be taking a break. Okay, I'm back.
They won’t make my movie about the origins of Toaster Strudel. Because of woke
I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
i gained 75 pounds for a documentary about beavers that i’m planning to rent on Amazon Prime later this week.
Literal translations of European place names… 5. Babaj i Bokës (Kosovo) = Grandmother Boxing 4. Härnösand (Sweden) = Here Sneezed Duck 3. Der bikkja beit mannen (Norway) = There Dog Bit Man 2. Spermezeu (Romania) = Jizz God 1. Onpahanvaanlampi (Finland) = The Lake That Just Is
They should just combine Reynolds and Gosling into one Ryan.
Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
I’m no ornithologist but that bird sounds exactly like Jan Brady
I think I'm just trying too hard. - Me, doing nothing
Feelings are not meant to be caught they are meant to be hunted down with extreme prejudice
Trees are dangerous, cut them all down
If you hear me telling the same story twice, mind your business.
If anyone has lost some false teeth ive just seen a seagull with them, it flew off in the direction of Covent Garden about 10 minutes ago! Hope this is helpful!
Nancy Drew and the mystery of who left a piece of Kraft American cheese on my car's windshield?
“WHAT THE FUCK?” 😂
Remember when you could just tell the kids the dog went to live on a farm?
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.John Dantzler @John_Dantzler
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10K Followers 9K Following Just some dude, whose taxes pay your salary. *Warning....Falling Sarcasm, Satire & Attempted Humor Ahead*ndweiss (ND). Jezebel.. @11tulips
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36K Followers 36K Following Southern liberal. Curmudgeon. All the things MAGA despises.Ann Koplow @inqdragon2
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13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.John Dantzler @John_Dantzler
14K Followers 14K Following X was too much. Leaving. Now on Threads as dantzlerjm. DMs thus are conditionally open; you only get autoblocked if I really don’t know you.ArmenianAbs/Mark/Pers.. @MarkEllison06
10K Followers 9K Following Just some dude, whose taxes pay your salary. *Warning....Falling Sarcasm, Satire & Attempted Humor Ahead*ndweiss (ND). Jezebel.. @11tulips
13K Followers 14K Following Democrat. Oxford commas. Humanities. Linguistics. PhD, Nordic stuff. @11tulips.bsky.social. Captain, megayacht ‘The Impolitic’LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo
3K Followers 659 Following Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.Jodie 💙💛🇦.. @JodiePP1948
19K Followers 13K Following 💙🐈,💙 📚 family 💙everyone should have the right to vote 🌊🌊 For those who come after me for being vaccinated🖕Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 832 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjdaFulkery, A Parody Wra.. @Fulkery1
11K Followers 10K Following Ruminations from a human that errs. Not 'available' so move along.The Raccfather 🦝�.. @lucasj8
13K Followers 12K Following I tweet racoon, crows, dogs, random thoughts, & burns on dispicable politicians. Only answer DM's from Gambians & scammers pretending to be hot girls.Alfie @DownFrontArtist
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84 Followers 330 Following Lord of the Mysteries, The Embodiment of Chaos, The Devourer of Light, The Scythe of Eternal Night, Truth-seeker of the CosmosJoolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez
7K Followers 4K Following Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨It's so strange that pro-life Republicans say we can't afford to feed hungry school children yet they somehow always find the money to give wealthy families vouchers for their private school education.
@AmysGotBirds Thanks Amy! I have everyone in the garage it looks like a pop up garden store in there. 🤣❄️🌬️
@CrosslandCal @ThoraxeMan @maeghanvictoria @ryanwhitney6 So women normally cry when you have sex with them?
@CrosslandCal @ryanwhitney6 what’s the joke :)
@CrosslandCal @ryanwhitney6 I’m not a bot you’re just mad you cant attack me personally, but I commented on their IG from my personal account if you want to take your Alberta Ape energry over there to comment on my apperance and sheild it as humour. Go right ahead.
@CrosslandCal @ryanwhitney6 You’ve clearly never been the Polar bear, but many of the women in your life have been.
Saddened by the number of men defending that leafs bear illustration. Jumping through hoops to justify a cartoon about rape, is gross. It’s clearly rape. Yes, it “could” be another scenario, but it’s obviously not.
This whole thing is exhausting. I've been called all kinds of names and worse. All because I said rape isnt funny. Once this all settles down I'll be taking a Twitter break
If you have a favorite photo of a pet that you didn’t shoot in the face in a gravel pit, please share it here. I’ll start. ❤️
Okay, how many of y’all have gotten a tooth pulled and not replaced bu any thing?(no bridges no implants) Do your teeth really shift into that empty gap causing bite problems? I’m considering the gap look 😉
@JayneOnEarth My wisdom teeth on the bottom cracked both my molars. I got all 4 teeth pulled at the same time, which was late 2020. I left the gaps and they are still there. No shifting so far.
@JayneOnEarth I am missing my left, upper canine tooth. I have a fake tooth I sometimes wear, but I stopped wearing it when masks became a thing. I was amazed at how ill-fitting the tooth was after not wearing it for a few months. If money is not a concern, I would recommend an implant.
Good morning from floofy Stella!!! She actually still smells good!!! :) Mtg with prosecutors today about establishing a mental health criminal court. Going to jail for being psychotic creates a revolving door of criminality AND mental illness. Going to find a solution! 💙
Every prayer I see on here I counteract with a prayer of my own (moots excluded ofc)
@dieworkwear Nice thread. I got into it with a Tate about how poorly one of his suits were tailored when he claimed he paid $20k for it. People just don't understand how timeless style and proper tailoring are far better than trends. You can wind up making an expensive suit look cheap
@dieworkwear Thanks derek you're one of the few posters I actually learn from in these dark times.
@C_J_Ray_ @dieworkwear My taste, but the upper sleeves could use less fabric.