Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy
Please take the enchiladas out of the freezer. Follow the Scary Mommy Book Club @scarymommybooks for monthly recs! scarymommy.com Joined May 2008-
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A mom shared footage of why she loves when her MIL visits so much. scarymommy.com/parenting/moth…
Have to say, "The Sandwich Generation" sounded way more awesome than this.
Girl Scout Kate Lindley is on a mission to increase access to banned books, and she had something to say when the school board tried to quiet her voice. scarymommy.com/parenting/gold…
Grandma's recipes just hit different.
“It isn't the mom car, not how much you make a year. It's not how well-behaved your kids are. The biggest flex is having involved grandparents.” scarymommy.com/parenting/volu…
"... I threw my hands in the air and found happiness and freedom I wasn’t sure I still had access to." scarymommy.com/parenting/my-k…
It's so okay to pick a few little ways to keep babying your kids.
I got my picky toddler to eat more by having them pretend they were a giant monster heartlessly destroying tiny villages made of broccoli and chicken nuggets. The new problem is that she likes this game a little too much.
Who is ready to embrace #cluttercore? scarymommy.com/lifestyle/my-h…
Once again I have gotten excited to purchase an outfit advertised to me on the internet only to click on the link and discover it is for a baby.
Age 25: I need cute shoes for this event. Age 45: I need cute shoes for this event that I can also wear to work and walk several miles in, don’t make me look old or like I’m trying too hard, won’t hurt my little toe or lower back, will last a minimum of 10 years & are on sale.
It's becoming increasingly clear — when considering my furniture, carpets, and sanity — that slime is the new glitter.
Just absolutely terrified my tweens by telling them that when I was in high school, I had to walk to the library to check my email.
Yoga, massages, rock climbing, even doctor’s appointments — I always told myself that I’d finally do these things once I lost a little weight. scarymommy.com/lifestyle/what…
I know I am raising a certain type of child when my 2-year-old can count to four in Spanish, but says "Costco" instead of "quatro."
Dr. Steiger provides expert insight to @ScaryMommy about the signs to look for at an early age. Read more about what to monitor including difficulty breathing through one side of the nose, chronic stuffiness/congestion and more. bit.ly/3WpkH8S
My 8-year-old told me she had to write a sentence at school today that contained and noun, a verb, and an adjective. I asked her what sentence she wrote. She said, "I pooped a poopy poop." Just ten more years until the Ivy League colleges get to fight over her.
A woman is going viral on TikTok for telling women that there's no reason for a man to change when it comes to help and support at home, and therefore he won't. Why change a system that benefits him? scarymommy.com/parenting/husb…
How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6
COVID isn't the reason this generation of kids is struggling in school, according to this teacher. The real problem is that parents are raising their kids to think that they are the center of the universe. scarymommy.com/parenting/teac…
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@ScaryMommy #This - There are so many recipes in my family that are part of who we are…these recipes are just priceless. Working on a family recipe book to share…
@ScaryMommy Lol! Im in my late 50’s and still imagine being a giant eating watermelons (grapes)
@amydillon @ScaryMommy soooo true
Once again I have gotten excited to purchase an outfit advertised to me on the internet only to click on the link and discover it is for a baby.
When does this “it gets easier when you have two kids because they play together” start because Im 15 months in and so far everyone is always crying.
@ScaryMommy I had to ride my bike to the library to use the almanac or dictionary etc. No Internet so it was all books.
@ScaryMommy We do, too. We are sending Jill all our love and light for a speedy healing and recovery. 🙏
Helpful piece from @ScaryMommy quoting our client @TheSouthportSch scarymommy.com/parenting/sign… #dyslexia #LearningDisabilities #learningdifferences #edutwitter #parenting
Dr. Steiger provides expert insight to @ScaryMommy about the signs to look for at an early age. Read more about what to monitor including difficulty breathing through one side of the nose, chronic stuffiness/congestion and more. bit.ly/3WpkH8S
@ScaryMommy My 8 yr old: “don’t worry about a nursing home mom, you can come live with me. And I will feed you chocolate Easter eggs.” Lol
@awkwardenabled @ScaryMommy I was at the Dr with my toddler. He was wriggling & screaming in my lap and I went to kiss his head, but I then realized I actually kissed the older male doctor's hand instead. Only time I was happy that my kid didn't calm down bc his flailing really diffused the situation 😳
Me watching a movie where the characters are involved in long action sequences: When’s the last time these people ate?
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My 11 year old braids her hair, puts on a sleep bonnet, washes her face, puts on clean moisturizer, then dons a sleep mask every night. She does this on her own. I’m 50 and have never had that level of self care. I’m so happy for her and learn from her daily how to love us. 💕💕
🤣🤣🤣 Been there
This is the one we are looking forward to the most, tho #TaylorSwift
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