No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards
Author of the Screen Time column hosted by Netflix. 2021 dad blogger of the year. Seen on the NYT, WashPost, Parents, People, GMA, Today… Bestselling author. linktr.ee/clintedwards Oregon Joined July 2013-
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Well! I’m on threads, people. Gonna be talking a lot about the 90s because they were amazing. Who’s with me! threads.net/@noideadaddybl…
A college student I work with just asked me when you start to feel like an adult. I stumbled for a bit, but eventually I said “I’m 40, with 3 kids, a mortgage, and a college education, and I still wonder what I’ll be when I grow up.”
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I’ll go to my grave telling my kids that I don’t have a hotspot on my cellphone. To. My. Grave.
Honestly, unless the “chicken” is shaped like a dinosaur, my kids aren’t interested. It could be made of opossums as long as it’s shaped like a dinosaur and my kids wouldn’t care.
My 9yo visited me at work weeks ago and we found a case of soda left over from a conference in the fridge. I gave her a can, and it was kind of a big deal, and now she visits me after school a couple times a week. I've been replacing the soda for weeks because I love her visits.
My wife is a 4th grade teacher. She attended a school jogathon today in a green tutu that she fashioned with lights, and a custom shirt she made that read "Epic Edwards." She was literally squealing with excitement showing it to me, and this is why teachers are everything.
Me: what day is Sunday? Kids: Mother’s Day. Me: and what happens if you wake up mom on Mother's Day? Kids (eyes rolling): you will shave our heads and glue the hair to our butts. Me: exactly
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You guys, I slept funny and now I can’t make left hand turn’s anymore. Tell me your age without telling me your age.
My kids often talk about when they are grown up, they’ll get to do what they want, a statement I find hilarious considering my plans for this weekend include cleaning toilets, pulling weeds, catching up on laundry, with occasional “sit” to rest my legs peppered in.
We live in a small rural town. There tearing down the old bank, and I mentioned to my wife that I heard they were building a Chipotle. She put her hand over her mouth. Then she squealed, and kissed me, and I’m pretty sure this is the sexiest information I’ve relayed to my spouse.
I’m 5’ 6” and I’ve reached the stage where my teenagers bring home friends who say “dude, I’m taller than your dad” and then they all snort laugh like this is an accomplishment, which it isn’t, I must say, because let’s be real, I should probably live in a tree and make fudge.
Every morning my 13yo sprints downstairs to hug her 16yo brother. He tries to escape, but she gets him. Every time. She squeezes. He tries to pull away, a half smile on his face. And honestly, I just smile, feeling this warmth in my heart knowing my daughter loves her brother.
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I posted about how I play Eye of the Tiger the day before my kids have exams, and someone commented on how her husband had a big job interview, so she sent him “inspirational 80s music all day” to boost his confidence, and it’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.
Lucas Helmke did 3206 pushups in 60 minutes to set a world record. I discovered his accomplishment as I was “having a sit” between mowing my front lawn and my back lawn, because my legs were cramping.
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My 8yo has, completely unprompted, decided she really enjoys pulling weeds, and you guys, I know you shouldn’t take credit for your kid’s accomplishments, but like **pats self on back**
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3K Followers 636 Following Organic Social Media Strategist at @Austin_Williams. Content creator. Word slinger. Rep’d by @FolioLiterary. Contrib at @scarymommy, @thedadonline, and more.@byclintedwards Used to get a house special fried rice from the Chinese when my eldest was a toddler. I'd feed him prawns, duck, pork, and chicken. Every bit of meat he'd ask "What is this?" "Chicken" was the reply every time.
@byclintedwards Showed my kid one simple dance move I did as a teen and now everywhere hurts.
@byclintedwards Took my kid on a college tour last Sunday, then we walked around Princeton, NJ for a few hours. Four days later, I still have ankle pain & shin splints. 😣
@byclintedwards Clint, I am so glad you finally realized your destiny. Lol
@byclintedwards I have to pay my 8yo five bucks, and she mostly loses interest after the first ten minutes and then tells me it’s ok if I only give her $2 instead.
@byclintedwards The old couple on one side, the Tesla guy across the street, and the military family next door who are leaving. That's all I know about neighbors.
@byclintedwards I liked most of my neighbours much better when I only identified them by descriptions
@byclintedwards My favorite use of the internet is looking a song reference up on my phone and sending it to the tv to make my kids understand my dad joke.
@byclintedwards I am petrified of my 91yo mother. Kids do not understand who Nana really is, but I know
@byclintedwards I have NEVER related to anything more in my entire life.
@byclintedwards My bet Clint is paid this forward at Oregon State and definitely in your writing.
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@byclintedwards Oh, that is the sweetest thing ever! Maybe I should start trying this in the mornings. I make my daughters lunch for school, but she usually eats breakfast there because she likes to socialize with her friends but it’s very hard to get her out of bed.
@byclintedwards Her teacher is awesome. Redirecting is a very useful skill.
@byclintedwards Maybe you are the one.
@byclintedwards Gravity Falls is great as Bluey and Amphibia
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@byclintedwards When my family and I moved to Maryland in the early 2000s we bought a 12x15 in. book of detailed maps of the COUNTY we lived in. Still got lost all the time. 2007 we got a car with built in GPS.