someecards @someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat internationally acclaimed humor site, http://t.co/GVZIdYcOlq. You’ll love not unfollowing us! someecards.com New York, NY Joined March 2008-
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“My SIL disrespected the one clear boundary. All I know is that I was not loved.” someecards.com/lifestyle/baby…
He says he lost the right to touch her when he walked out the door. someecards.com/lifestyle/fami…
"I still don't know what to do. The last thing I wanna be is the insecure wife." someecards.com/lifestyle/rela…
He told the mom he's not a babysitter; he's just trying to eat. someecards.com/lifestyle/kids…
SIL sounds like she wants a free Disney trip. 😂 someecards.com/lifestyle/fami…
"They are going to start trying to have a baby..." 👶 someecards.com/lifestyle/rela…
"My husband told her to leave me out of it." 😬 someecards.com/lifestyle/aita…
"She blew up my phone on my social media... she was furious!" someecards.com/lifestyle/mone…
“I took her for granted.” someecards.com/lifestyle/marr…
“He sits down next to me and just says 'I messed up so bad'." someecards.com/lifestyle/marr…
"Now my memory of my first wedding day is ruined. It’s ruined with lies and betrayal." someecards.com/lifestyle/marr…
“I’m rethinking whether we are as close as I thought." someecards.com/lifestyle/wedd…
"SIL said it's not like people wouldn't find out eventually." someecards.com/lifestyle/fami…
"My mom feels betrayed obviously and I doubt their marriage will survive." someecards.com/lifestyle/fami…
"He said I could see what was happening and I just watched him struggle without helping." someecards.com/lifestyle/aita…
"I find them annoying and they would severely limit my ability to do the things I enjoy." someecards.com/lifestyle/rela…
"I kinda went nuclear." 😬 someecards.com/lifestyle/aita…
"She has no right to expect me to change because of her." someecards.com/lifestyle/rela…
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