𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates. twitter.com/search/?q=%28m… OBEY OHIO Joined September 2010-
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
You have a thigh gap and I have a resume gap. We are not the same.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
The next president of the United States will be
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
ME: Sleep with one eye open JAMES HETFIELD: gripping your pillow tight ME: *scribbling out 'you're a dolphin now’* Yeah, that’s probably better.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
A dyslexic vampire named Count Backula
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
Sure I'll go, I haven't had a meltdown there yet.
Whenever Capital One asks, “what’s in your wallet?” I’m like, a few extra ramen flavor packets and a photo of Kathy Ireland.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
Gmail changed their terms and conditions but I stayed the same.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
Kellogg's reached out to me for business ideas. I was like just make something special, k.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
Your aria is straight haunting, homie.
Waterbeds accounted for nearly 70% of all drownings in the 1980’s.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
I can’t believe they named a tv show Chernobyl. It reminds me of that awful tragedy.
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
[getting arrested for impersonating a priest] I KNOW MY RITES
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
Another day, another are you fucking kidding me
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
I wish that package of Oreo Double Stuf cookies in the pantry would shut the fuck up.
People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats chili standing up?
𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 retweeted
I was kicked out of the tortured poets department because all my poems were about crankin hog.
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groceries! (e/catt) @EmericanAconomy
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8 Followers 47 Following
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6K Followers 6K Following IMMA SHARK! (since IMMA SHARK, a follow isn't always an endorsement...sometimes means: hungry) seriously...might be hungry
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224 Followers 345 Following Pretty sure I'm not a bot https://t.co/MwPks2lTSh
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Getting a tuna soup sandwich then shooting some missiles. Not sure what that thing on his back is though.
Four documents, 13 review questions, one quiz, and two finals are all that stand between me and a second degree. Hoping to have most of that knocked out today. Heaven is for closers.
So, I just put my glasses on and just want to say that I am SORRY for all those emojis I posted. I honestly thought they were smiley faces
BF brings me coffee in bed. It's a lovely start to my Saturday.
They should have 911 on speed dial.
Just gave your address to some really big spiders.
whirling until i quantum jump into a parallel reality
Don't ask me what my favorite colour is, if you're not ready to hear sillypinkindofpurplish
@MoMohler So, two tacos?
@MoMohler Curiously, I'm a capital one customer and I just bought ramen. In other news, when did ramen become a tiktok influencer thing and get up to $3 a pack?!?👀👀
@rebel_faithful c’mon man, it’s just some guys being dudes
@rebel_faithful May I eat in peace? Must have committed a heinous crime or something…
Why does a group of white guys sitting at a table make people online so angry
I got my account back those crypto bros can suck a FAT DICK
i am in desperate need of an ass in beach chair day in the sun
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