Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother
Mom | Wife | Geek - Using vodka and sarcasm to cope. She/her. #ActuallyAutistic twitter.com/search?q=from:… Joined July 2017-
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I don’t like to brag but I could fill a book with all the shit I still haven’t figured out about parenting.
I heard my 8yo cursing on a group call with her friends, so I made her get off, sat her down on the bed, put my arm around her, and said “What the fuck was that?”
Reasons why autistic people can make excellent parents, despite what stereotypes say - a thread. Please read and share.
therapist: stop using logic brain to rationalize everything. just sit and feel your feelings me: therapist: me: i ~feel~ like i should listen to logic brain
Every morning when my kids are playing quietly, I go to the bathroom, and every morning they start screaming and fighting. Then they barge through the door and into my husband's zoom class. Routines are so important
6: So, you'll never get taller? Me: Nope, I can't grow taller- 6: Only fatter, right?
Parents of children under 5 are standing in the middle of a crowded room SCREAMING that we can’t keep doing this, and no one is looking our way. And so we keep doing this. And keep doing this. And keep doing this. And we are BROKEN.
I wonder if the guy at the toy store has any recommendations for what to do when my children start fighting like demons over the toys he suggested.
I live in Florida. Closest I'll get to a white Christmas is contemplating a cocaine habit to deal with my kids arguing if The Grinch or Charlie Brown is the better Christmas movie.
when i was a kid i didn’t realize that the song “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” meant that daddy was santa claus. i was like “holy shit... mommy’s an adulterer”
Santa God & Christmas Guilt A not-for-children children's story I vividly remember being genuinely confused about the difference between God and Santa as a child. Which was which, who had what power, did they know each other? 👇🏻
Can't tell if I have damaged hearing or if I'm interacting with too many people who mumble behind masks and plexiglass shields. E n u n c i a t e
In a large empty waiting room with 20 empty seats the only other person here chose to sit directly behind me so I can listen to him clear his throat in stereo. How thoughtful.
My husband reminded me that when they take my picture to renew my driver's license today that's the picture that I'll be showing people *for years* YEARS so anyway I'll just be practicing smiling in the mirror if anyone needs me
@lmegordon Currently they're just causing friction holes in the inseam of all my favorite leggings 😐
My kid made a silly putty doll of me, added a "smile" with a toy knife and then put it in an egg so that when I die he can remember me. That's not, that's not soon though right, death?
NTs: "Anyone else find it harder to be social since COVID? It so tiring now" Autistics, collectively: "Oh. NOW it's tiring is it?"
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
FeralTherapist (she/h.. @IMomalogues
6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
18K Followers 2K Following Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting 💕 https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt 💕 #BLM
threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy
14K Followers 2K Following
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
136K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5CW4O
Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
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Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
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NicholasG @Dad_At_Law
23K Followers 4K Following Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Doc McMuffins @Cynical_Parent
13K Followers 5K Following Air Plant Murderer/Coffee Lover/Sarcastic Introvert/Video games ❤️/Baker of Carbs/Wicked Smaht/Domestic Supplier of Infants
Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_
29K Followers 3K Following My mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries.
Mummy Dear @ThatMummyLife
13K Followers 1K Following life, spicy chips, ghosts, history and jokes 🇨🇦 Insta: @ thatmummylifeofficial
Minecraft God @delta1221w1211
5 Followers 106 Following
MKMan Graham #AutismT.. @MKMan19
1K Followers 5K Following Passionate to help other carers and their autistic loved ones. If you do not know what law says, how do you know if you are getting what you should?
VC8487 @VCNH8487
4K Followers 3K Following
WinkWonk Creations @WinkWonkMiatahh
174 Followers 851 Following 🚗 WinkWonkCreations: Celebrating the spectrum through art. Supporting dreams, one design at a time. #NeurodiverseArt #Actuallyautistic #Autism
Mr Spoon @MrSpoon344136
263 Followers 462 Following Just looking to meet other autistics #ActuallyAutistic #ActuallyExhausted
Accidental Missionary @AlbertaFoodie
532 Followers 261 Following Somehow got roped into serving in Mexico. loves people, horses, music, and Jesus. I get into arguments when I shouldn’t. Pro-science, pro-woman, pro-life.
B. Widman @BrianWidman
453 Followers 1K Following Family, Coffee, Islanders🏒& Rush 🎵 . Mineola UFSD BoE Trustee. Tries not to end sentences with prepositions. Tweets are my own. 🟦 #MineolaProud
Anna @Savannahx420
346 Followers 717 Following fueled by naps and caffeine. anxiety & ocd always hitchin' along for the ride 💗
The Bard Gang H/J �.. @SouthernArkham
596 Followers 5K Following Pansexual Plural Bigender System {Harsh (he/him)/Joan (she/her).}. he's an RPG Enthusiast. she's a high priestess who worships rock'n roll. We do things.
Little Kid Game @littlekidgame
521 Followers 3K Following Bringing you the best in educational mobile games for kids! Curated by parents, recommended by educators. #littlekidgame #edugames.(Some may be sponsored)
Natalie @natalieflynn27
7 Followers 67 Following
Güllü @Gll60816045
322 Followers 4K Following
I Might Be Funny @imightbefunny1
8K Followers 327 Following Mom ❤ Humorist 😄 Author 📚 I pour the milk before the cereal. I thought a sloth was a mythical creature until I was 42. I’ll understand if you leave right now.
Stacie Haight Connert.. @StacieinAtlanta
154K Followers 39K Following Tastemaker. Beauty & Lifestyle TV Host. Creator. #OprahDaily Influencer Social Media Marketer #FohrVerified Top 1% #Influencer #Atlanta Mom of 3 Lost 170# #ATL
Mustajab Hassan @MrsHassanMemon
3K Followers 2K Following Selfishly Speaking | Nikkahfied|| Elif Shafak| Followed by the legacy of Bhutto🩷وزیراعظم_بلاول♥️| |3rd_Gen_to_follow_Bhutto | ZardariSahb♥ | PPP | Palestine
Elan Elan @ElanEla26374730
188 Followers 2K Following
Dr. Johnny’s Table .. @DissonantJohnny
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Sabryna @sabrynadean16
73 Followers 43 Following
Iain Morrison ☮ �.. @errant82
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AuDHD Wins @audhdwins
577 Followers 844 Following Celebrating wins by autistic and/or ADHD folks OR wins that autistic/ADHD folks can relate to
Jen House @JenHouse8
767 Followers 4K Following
Danielle 🖤 @mama_atnight
306 Followers 717 Following I tweet song lyrics to cope with my mental health. 🖤🌹 • 33 • mom of 4 • wifey • 911 dispatcher • small business owner • bookworm • crystal witch • ♓ •
American Record Compa.. @mmvitali
129 Followers 5K Following MV/ Husband/ Father | Founder at @magnetic_eye @Catsonamps & International Robot Day | Musician with Ajna Chakra, Black Electric, Ironweed, NYX
Engr.Md.Mustakim @engr_mustakim
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msloya @loyarunner
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Simon Howes @SanAndreas83
219 Followers 1K Following Father of five, full time stay-at-home parent for nearly a decade! Trying to talk common sense to the internet...
Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Robin Fields @RobinFieldsEats
107 Followers 318 Following Cookbook Author x3👩🏽🍳 Food Blogger 💻 Wife 💍 Mom 👨👩👧👦 Here to share recipes, thoughts, laughs, and good times
Fred Oleson @FredOleson3
247 Followers 812 Following borne 1969 , father of five kids , have worked in many different jobs and places and have put almost 38 years into the food & beverage industry , construction +
Dadology @Dadology_
442 Followers 434 Following The subtle art of winging fatherhood | Scared I might get dribbled on
[email protected] @SATTAR99742949
19 Followers 26 Following
Louie Boutique @boutique_louie
2K Followers 4K Following Shopping & Retail. 100% handmade knitted baby and ladies products with different themes & designs | Made with utmost care and love ❤️ https://t.co/O4f60nYI8W
Autistic Selves @AutisticSelves
4K Followers 4K Following Living with #DissociativeIdentityDisorder and also #actuallyautistic. We discuss #trauma, #masking and being #authentic.
Women Of Autism @WomenOfAutism
4K Followers 3K Following We are an #ActuallyAutistic led 501(c)3 social advocacy non-profit focused on peer support, and the advancement of #autistic and #neurodivergent people.
sarcastic_lover @sarcasamorgasam
258 Followers 2K Following “Won’t DM weird shit to you after you follow me back” 🤔🤔🤔🤔
s @siexrae
9 Followers 57 Following
Omar Dehrab @2022Reddevils
361 Followers 5K Following Huge soccer fan and aspiring to go to medical school.
Cody Michael @codym8622
199 Followers 964 Following Tattoo artist, married with kids am love the outdoors
Tameka Matthews @CoachMeka
7 Followers 125 Following QUEENING | TAX PREPARER | FINANCIAL COACH | BAKER | WEB DESIGNER | WIG SUPPLIER A Creative Force Birthing New Paradigms With All Who Dare To Enter…. 👇🏾
Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking
56K Followers 1K Following introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
Simon Holland @simoncholland
171K Followers 1K Following My wife bought low sodium bacon and now I know what it means when someone says they love you but aren’t IN LOVE with you.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
That Mom Tho @mom_tho
47K Followers 3K Following contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
Adam @adamgreattweet
63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
10K Followers 3K Following Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
FeralTherapist (she/h.. @IMomalogues
6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
18K Followers 2K Following Working mom of two boys, happily married, trying to bring a little joy to the nonsense of parenting 💕 https://t.co/ujkBfo5Yxt 💕 #BLM
threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy
14K Followers 2K Following
James Breakwell, Expl.. @XplodingUnicorn
944K Followers 840 Following Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal
59K Followers 983 Following Wife of a guy. Mother to spawns. Sugar glider in my bra. Parenting cautionary tale. (she/her)
Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
8K Followers 2K Following overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD.. @drjenwolkin
83K Followers 3K Following •Neurodivergent Neuropsychologist •Sharing ADHD + Trauma Info • Helping you SurThrive✨Trauma Changes the Brain + So Does Healing✨ XO, Dr. Jen
Sandman News @SandmanNews
36K Followers 597 Following news + content for all things Sandman ✭ ⏳✨| Run by @AshWHurst
Kaylene | Autistic Ma.. @AutisticMama
3K Followers 2K Following #Autistic mom of 6 neurodivergent kiddos. #NeurodiversitySquad Advocate. Blogger. #Disabled writer. Her/She.
Parenting Through The.. @FoggyParent
1K Followers 216 Following #ActuallyAutistic perspective on life as a parent with multiple disabilities and neurodivergencies. Nonbinary person using they/them pronouns.
Emma Dalmayne/ Big Em.. @EDalmayne
6K Followers 1K Following Autistic advocate,writer, proud mother/campaigner against MMS/CD. Author of Its An Autism Thing I'll Help You understand It.
Aviva Seigler @fierceautie
820 Followers 405 Following #bleacherhunter, ME Jew, #actuallyautistic. 🏳️🌈 mom, Vet Tech, pronouns: she/they. podcast once a month on autistic issues
EmmaLee Chickentender.. @echickentender
2K Followers 5K Following NO-DMs she/they/any Level-39 #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #cPTSD #SituationalMutism #ARFID #Synesthesia #writer #artist
Momchanical Engineer @momchanical
319 Followers 359 Following Mom. Wife. Mechanical Engineer. Snack bitch. Just a lady with 2 boys attempting to survive through toddlerisms and work. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Autistic Selves @AutisticSelves
4K Followers 4K Following Living with #DissociativeIdentityDisorder and also #actuallyautistic. We discuss #trauma, #masking and being #authentic.
Women Of Autism @WomenOfAutism
4K Followers 3K Following We are an #ActuallyAutistic led 501(c)3 social advocacy non-profit focused on peer support, and the advancement of #autistic and #neurodivergent people.
Heini Natri @HeiniMNatri
3K Followers 2K Following PhD, computational biologist interested in cancer immunotherapies, genetic variation, gene regulation, complex traits, and ELSI. #actuallyautistic #firstgen
Upside Dad @UpsideDad
4K Followers 2K Following Father of 8 at last count. Fan of The Office and Oxford commas. Seen in @HuffPostParents @Cheezburger @TODAYshow @Someecards @BoredPanda and more. My tweets ⬇️
themomessence @themomessence
3K Followers 2K Following Welcome to this moms brain 🧠Occasionally I’m funny. Doing my best to normalize the struggles ❤️
Oxy Morozowska @OxyMorozowska
161 Followers 521 Following Writing and commenting mostly about being a parent (the world’s most underrated profession)and being female.
Mediocre Moms Club @ClubMediocreMom
474 Followers 850 Following
Jackie Gallery 🌻 -.. @jackie_gallery
2K Followers 5K Following they/them. I typically ignore DMs.Ex Wisconsinite now Virginian. Writer of fiction - adult fairy tales. Atheist 🇺🇦 💉💉💉 #BLM #LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 #MeToo BLM 💯
Incorrigible_Stevie @Shastaluv
160 Followers 1K Following 40-Something Boy Mom. Book nerd. Lover of tattoos, cats (Schnitzel🐈⬛ and Meow-Meow🐈), and Jesus (but I cuss a bit😂) SPORTZBALLZ: USC✌🏻/ ATL Braves
Just Another Tattooed.. @OneMoreSAHM
420 Followers 248 Following SAHM to a five year old and three year old. I’m here for the parenting jokes (and the baseball). Vaccinate your kids. Pronouns: she/her.
Winosaurus Mom 🍷 @winosaurusmom
3K Followers 2K Following
Elena Filipczyk @ElenaFilipczyk
1K Followers 299 Following Writes about autism, disability, trauma, grief & animals. PhD candidate. Autistic. ADHD. Probably lying down. 🌱🛼💞🎸
Caly 🏳️⚧️.. @caly__pso
474 Followers 436 Following 🏳️⚧️ Dysphoric af | (L)GB(T)QIA+ | ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS | Atheism gives me hope | Capitalism can go and die | Family is everything
Kait is in College??? @Kaity_Squared
679 Followers 2K Following She/her/they/them Rants, rambles, MH stuff, religious stuff, kids, pets, nerd stuff, angst, & chaos. 🤟🖕
Maura Fionn @maura_fionn
1K Followers 5K Following
LeeCaraher @LeeCaraher
9K Followers 7K Following CEO of Double Forte; communication strategist; pragmatic big thinker; big laugh (maybe too big); problem solver; author & keynote speaker; force for good
Distracted Mama @_distractedmama
25 Followers 35 Following Kid mom, dog mom, wife, and basic bad ass. Tattooed and crude. Hilarious... but possibly only to myself. Sarcasm and profanity flow through my veins.
What the ADHD? | Sydn.. @WhatTheADHD
57K Followers 881 Following introverted extrovert • weird mom • 30, nerdy, & crying • recovering academic • always anxious • hEDS zebra • gamer • she/her 🇲🇽🇺🇸🏳️🌈
Joel Schwartz (he/him.. @DrJoelSchwartz
3K Followers 966 Following Head psychologist @ Total Spectrum Counseling, trailblazer in neurodiversity affirming assessment & psychotherapy. Sex positive, ADHDer, humanistic.
Association of Neurod.. @ANDTherapists
6K Followers 722 Following Advocacy/visibility for/by neurodivergent therapists. UK based, members worldwide. Self-dx affirmative. Anti-ABA. Against all forms of ableism & discrimination.
thinkingautism.bsky.s.. @thinkingautism
54K Followers 7K Following Thinking Person's Guide to Autism: What you need to know—from autistic people, professionals, & parents. https://t.co/ie2ZODI7LQ
NeuroClastic #StopThe.. @NeuroClastic
15K Followers 2K Following A 501(c)3 nonprofit organization bringing you resources and #OwnVoice #ActuallyAutistic experiences
The Tweedy Mutant @the_tweedy
44K Followers 1K Following Corin • PhD studying cats, gender, and domesticities @UBCGeog • literal mutant (EDS, etc.) • AuDHD • crip/queer/trans • he/him • thetweedy on 🦋
Black Autistic Kayla @KaylaBeingMe
16K Followers 915 Following Young Disability Justice Activist|Creator of #AutisticBlackPride| YouTuber|Liberation to be my authentic self| Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Depressed w/ 4 childr.. @CalistaSarai
35 Followers 123 Following She/Her. Mother. Engineer. Daughter. Wife. Sister. Depressed. Anxious. RBF.
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
231K Followers 17 Following Frog & Toad fan page. Tweets every 3 hours. Manual retweets & non-quote/image tweets. Books by Arnold Lobel. Powered by @GimmickBots.
Christina Crawford (s.. @Xtina_Crawford
2K Followers 231 Following Writer, mom, taco enthusiast, hypochondriac. Big fan of the semicolon. Bylines @Newsweek @HuffPost @ParentsMagazine @HealthMagazine @ScaryMommy @Today_Parents
mother.of.car.seat.ch.. @carseatcheetos
59 Followers 123 Following Mom to 4 girls Drawing Crocheting The odd crafting Body positivity I might be too old for Twitter 🤣 instagram @mother.of.car.seat.cheetos
Hollyann Wood @astar_alone
2K Followers 5K Following Mom. Voter. Antiracist. Not NT. Loves: my family, cats, analyzing sensory input, tech, great content, sustainability, weaving. @citytotableATX she/her/they/them
jbg0801 #ActuallyAuti.. @jbg0801_2
351 Followers 440 Following #ActuallyAutistic guy who can't stand injustices against people like him. wanna help us? listen to us. CEO & head coder @TetronixEnt
Jack Monroe @BootstrapCook
533K Followers 14K Following Budget cookery author, anti-poverty campaigner, still sober #ODAAT. LFC supporter. #YNWA.
TeklaGalaar @TGalaar
70 Followers 248 Following Costuming. Hiking. Animals. Gaming. Autistic Adult. She/Her
autistictic - #EndAut.. @autistictic
11K Followers 139 Following https://t.co/rFFEKPd2EB | Coined #autmisia #HolisticModelOfDisability #SpeechBurnout #nautsplaining #stimstuck #stimstruck | NO THREADCOMPILER | DEPLATFORM BIGOTS
rachel sonia @princessplug_au
120 Followers 1K Following Actually Autistic. pronoun: queen👑 #StoptheShock
STAND @inn_saan
79 Followers 32 Following Society for Tourette's, Autism & NeuroDiversity- STAND CIC®️ 🌈🌍 Company Reg. 13708280
Seren Sterling @artistAuDH
2K Followers 410 Following Moving through mess. Dancing back to myself. AuDHD. TBI. Long covid. Hypermobility. MCAS. Dysautonomia. Endometriosis. Pole dancer. Knitter.
NeurodivergentGradStu.. @learningtostem1
147 Followers 81 Following A self dxed autistic person who is pursuing a PhD in STEM. they/them, nonbinary ace grayro #ADHDAutism
AutisticQueer🌈Spac.. @queerkommunist
523 Followers 386 Following 18+ only! they/them nonbinary, queer, neurodivergent, disabled communist. Autistic/ADHD. https://t.co/cZ3SyASkfa https://t.co/xlyxY6SybZ
Edgar Allan Bitch (Sa.. @edgar_a_bitch
8K Followers 7K Following 🔞 Sapphire Rosa (Saf). Galactic Gothic Hobbit. 31. She/they. Dual-Classing ND. Chronically ill/disabled. Twitch WoW streamer & @dungeondojowow team member
[doing things I’m bad at] “ugh, I suck at everything” [doing things I’m good at] “this doesn’t count because it’s easy for me”
**NO RTs** I’m so damn proud of this amazing human. It’s been one of the toughest years in dance that she’s faced, but she takes my breath away. What an honor to be her parent.
I was sitting in construction traffic before work & the person in the car next to me was drinking out of a tiny fine bone china tea cup & I don't know wtf I just saw but I wish them the best week of their life
@SNeurotypicals When I was really little, below school age, I got stuck on the movie Labyrinth. I would watch it every day, sometimes several times a day, and I memorised every word. I then started dressing up as David Bowie to act along with it. It’s still my comfort watch over 30 years later
My younger brother is having his first child today & asked for advice so I told him not to screw up because it will forever be held against him & but maybe I should ask other dads for tips to pass along....
listen, there are responsible gun owners who just enjoying hunting and I want to make it clear that I don’t care at all and they can find literally any other hobby
Just here to give you closeness & breathing room, in equal measure, whenever and WHYever you need it. ❤️❤️❤️
Last night was the 5 year anniversary of the day I met @pattonoswalt in person. I never knew love could be so true. Thank you Patton for making me feel so free to be my best self & for loving me & all my quirks. Thank you for Alice. Thank U endlessly. Gratitude beyond measure💖
Last night was the 5 year anniversary of the day I met @pattonoswalt in person. I never knew love could be so true. Thank you Patton for making me feel so free to be my best self & for loving me & all my quirks. Thank you for Alice. Thank U endlessly. Gratitude beyond measure💖
You: You assess for suicide? That must be so difficult. Me: I just ask my clients if they think about killing themselves. You: omg Me: I then explain the difference between ideation and an actual means/plan. You: wtf Me: Then we explore the difference between wanting to die...
and not wanting to 'live like this'. You: Holy shit. Me: Then I sit quietly and let my client tell me how they never told anyone about these thoughts because they're upsetting to others. You: ... Me: Anyways, can I get my banana bread warmed up? It's tastier that way.
Do you think all late diagnosed autistic women were once the precocious family mascot who everyone needed to be happy all the time but were actually internally rage crying or was it just me?
The autistic contradiction of being an expert A+ professional masker while simultaneously having a severe disdain for normies who are disingenuous and trying too hard.
I didn’t drink milk for 7 years once because the glass looked gross after i drank it once when i was 5. Also I didn’t eat bacon for 10 years because i ate it once when i was getting a cold and it made my throat hurt.
It takes just one bad bite for a staple food to become persona non grata for 2-3 years.
Don’t even get me started on how this shit goes when I’m fucking pregnant. OUT OF CONTROL.
I was not prepared for how lonely motherhood would be.
My son says the best Gatorade flavor is red. First of all, red is NOT a flavor. Second of all, it’s blue.
Imagining what an Autistic General Strike would look like: - no more Googling that for you - no more identifying That Noise - no more thoughtfully turning off unnecessary lights - no more organizing giant bodies of information into an easily understandable framework
it’s march 31st so happy april ludgate accidentally scheduling 94 meetings for ron swanson day to all who celebrate
My worst job interview was when I spent all day with a medical team & asked all the usual questions & at one point someone sighed, rolled their eyes & asked what school I was at & I had to tell them I was actually interviewing for the medical director position & not on rotation
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