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Thinking about this guy and that Sinema lady who make these hard pivots after running as "progressives", Bernie and AOC being useless, Obama having been pro-Palestine back before he sold his soul, and I just can't rationalize putting any faith in a US politician.
Thinking about this guy and that Sinema lady who make these hard pivots after running as "progressives", Bernie and AOC being useless, Obama having been pro-Palestine back before he sold his soul, and I just can't rationalize putting any faith in a US politician.
Let me tell you a story of how I found out our @KellerISD school board trustees snuck an Evangelist film crew into my child’s high school last week & filmed him & many other students without permission. 🧵/1 wfaa.com/article/news/l…
ok text me when "artists for ceasefire" have this energy
not only was everyone very mad and weird about this but they basically also tried to claim that this was the fattest woman anyone had ever seen
not only was everyone very mad and weird about this but they basically also tried to claim that this was the fattest woman anyone had ever seen
there was 258 names before we even got to the names of 1 year olds. I’m genuinely sick to stomach man
there was 258 names before we even got to the names of 1 year olds. I’m genuinely sick to stomach man
If you want to serve your community, go down to your local community center and see what they need. You have some schools in your area that are under funded? Donate and volunteer your time. You’d be much more useful to your community that way than joining the military.
Some context: The ship is docked in Australia, 10,000km away from the red sea. Australia is refusing to offload the stranded 14,000 sheep in dire conditions & extreme heat. Worth noting that NZ has already banned live export altogether because it’s inhumane anyway.
Girl who are you talking to
every elected representative should have to answer their own phones until they call for a ceasefire
Very few victims, if they haven’t yet accepted that they’re being harmed, are going to just up and leave when told to which is why it’s to important to support in other ways if you truly care
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“85% of the territory’s 2.3 million people are now displaced, and that includes health workers, doctors, nurses, surgeons and administrative staff… many of these medical professionals are in shelters, under plastic sheeting on streets in Rafah, and not in hospitals.”
“85% of the territory’s 2.3 million people are now displaced, and that includes health workers, doctors, nurses, surgeons and administrative staff… many of these medical professionals are in shelters, under plastic sheeting on streets in Rafah, and not in hospitals.”
The complicity of Western “journalists” in selling this genocide and covering up the assassination spree against their colleagues ought to damn the entire industry. Stenographers and propagandists of empire not worth the dust under one of Wael Al-Dahdouh’s fingernails. Cowards!
The complicity of Western “journalists” in selling this genocide and covering up the assassination spree against their colleagues ought to damn the entire industry. Stenographers and propagandists of empire not worth the dust under one of Wael Al-Dahdouh’s fingernails. Cowards!
Years from now we’ll learn that the death toll was many times higher than was ever reported in these last odious months. The West is responsible for this carnage and there is simply no solution other than remaking the world order.
Years from now we’ll learn that the death toll was many times higher than was ever reported in these last odious months. The West is responsible for this carnage and there is simply no solution other than remaking the world order.
i do not currently have the legal right to an abortion joe
i do not currently have the legal right to an abortion joe
The piece of shit who put circular saw blades and nets on buoys in the middle of the river doesn’t get to pretend he isn’t drowning children. He’s spent a great deal of taxpayer money to do exactly that
The state of Texas let two kids and their mom drown today, two days after the governor said the only reason they weren’t shooting at people crossing the border is because the DOJ would charge them
The state of Texas let two kids and their mom drown today, two days after the governor said the only reason they weren’t shooting at people crossing the border is because the DOJ would charge them https://t.co/aljQgPxKFs
Abbott has intentionally drowned three migrants in the Rio Grande. His National Guard denied Border Patrol agents access to the river area in Eagle Pass while a mother and her two children drowned. #txlege cbsnews.com/texas/news/3-m…
TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
10K Followers 3K Following Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
FeralTherapist (she/h.. @IMomalogues
6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
8K Followers 2K Following overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
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Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
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9K Followers 1K Following Geriatric Working Mother, definitely NOT a pinterest mom She/Her, #BLM , #prochoice https://t.co/SLx4RDdVgW
Maryfairyboberry🧚�.. @maryfairybobrry
44K Followers 7K Following Mom Humor, Nonverbal Autism, Adoptee Journey, Ocean
Mama Bird @Mamabird1519
2K Followers 1K Following Mostly quotes from my kids because I am too sleep deprived to remember them myself https://t.co/AcWrCAm5x0
Momma D 🇨🇦 @MommaD_x4
3K Followers 934 Following Married, SAHM of 4, 💙💙💙🩷. Diapering aficionado, Facilitator of snacks, Human Kleenex, Cuddler extraordinaire, & Occasionally funny. I need a nap. She/Her
Shit I tell my toddle.. @Toddler_talkin
2K Followers 954 Following A succinct collection of ridiculous things I never thought I’d have to say to my 4 kids 4 and under. 👧👧👧👶
Jenna #sarcasticmom C.. @Sasparks47
2K Followers 2K Following I am in my villain era; yet searching for peace.
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa
44K Followers 10K Following Like the song only saltier. Started as a blogger now I’m here.
Mandy Mo @Our_Maybe_Baby
2K Followers 2K Following Mom of 2 boys after infertility & pregnancy loss, spoonie, sucky homemaker, beach lover, Pittsburgh Penguins fan, liberal asf #BLM #ally🏳️🌈
common magpie 🐦 @magsterrs
280 Followers 438 Following mostly she/they dyke shit, plenty of anti-capitalist fury, a little too much public health discourse, sometimes Philly sports & the WNBA, always chaos
Mom-at-home-Person @MomAtHomePerson
927 Followers 367 Following Mama to The Daughter (6) and The Son (3) Stepmom to The Stepson and Step-DIL (both 26) I mom. I tweet. I drink coffee.
DadInGeorgia 💙🏳.. @DadInGeorgia
2K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Mid-40s single dad, autism parent, cat guardian. Progressive AF. I love my 👪, ☕️, 🥩, 🍺, 🥃, 🎶, & dad jokes. #nerd #BLM #VoteBlue #GoBucks #GoBrowns
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ThePhilliesPod @ThePhilliesPod
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Terry Eccles. @ecclesterry1
60K Followers 52K Following Ex pro soccer player. Love music, and guitar. I post inspirational words and quotes to hopefully help whoever wants to read them . No saint though.
Daddy Daze @daddydazecomic
1K Followers 3K Following Daddy Daze, by John Kovaleski, is about parenting…and you may like it even if you haven’t created a mini version of yourself.
the mayor's personal .. @aileenccallagha
781 Followers 3K Following The Status quo in Philly poisons our children & funnels million of dollars to unregulated development to push families out of their homes.
Stephen Murray, MPH, .. @stephenHRNRP
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Bill Ricky @rickybill76
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ACB🦄 @AceyBoroughs
80 Followers 625 Following AC #girlmom 👻 acbbbbbb Instagram: annacarrollb & lifewithlillycarroll
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Zackry Langford @zackrylangford
297 Followers 448 Following Dad to three amazing kids, husband to an amazing woman | Cloud Professional | Passionate about leveraging resources in the cloud to solve problems
hotmess_mom @that_hotmessmom
53 Followers 84 Following just a hot mess mom doing her thing in this crazy thing called life. not a bot or gonna spam the crap outta ya. just havin a little fun
Carly @MasonryStyle
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not really mom of the.. @Mom_of_theYear
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αв ➰ @uhhleksa
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Nabil aïdara @AmethDiakhate4
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Joseph T MeL @melton_ty
181 Followers 1K Following Hi, I'm Ty from Tulsa. Ok. I just had a birthday and I don't typically Log In as often as you all do.
slacker barista ☕�.. @elorraine_
1K Followers 949 Following 💙💜💖she/her ADHD, Depression, Anxiety. barista & recovering field organizer.#SBWU. opinions are mine but I have my reasons. 🍉
EarTime with Mike and.. @eartime98
33 Followers 162 Following A Podcast Experience about Comedy, Analyzing Life, and Growing Up in an Era Before Facetime. Intended for Audiences 18+. Apple, Google, Spotify, Stitcher.
Andrea Nuñez @dresigned
270 Followers 1K Following Designing daily- Family, Home, Art, Fashion, Health, Travel, Food, Homeschooling - by Dre #homeschool #22q #fiberart #textiles #chd
KIDDIO @Kiddio_io
243 Followers 2K Following Soft skills-based online classes for kids 3-9 years | We help children build foundational skills and become future-proof | Preschool & Kindergarten Сore program
Jessica Yaun, author @JessosVoice
1K Followers 2K Following I ❤️ Jesus. Disabled mom of 2. She/her. Writer: @AllAgesOfGeek interviewee, #12x12 silver member, Courage to Create Scholar, Wild Ink anthology contributor x2
Mom With A Brain Fart @ErinRohman
351 Followers 682 Following Sul sul! I'm Erin, and I'm a gammer and mom that loves all things nerdy.
Mediocre Moms Club @ClubMediocreMom
474 Followers 850 Following
detz @sourdoughdetzel
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40 Somethin Mumma @40somethinmumma
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Mariana Sanchez @MrsSanchez789
115 Followers 806 Following
Upside Dad @UpsideDad
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May 🐻 @GruSue
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Ashley Cirka @Coldmomcoffee
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A🪴💕 @catnipsmuggler
148 Followers 283 Following smile and be happy :)🏳️🌈 “I’d hate to be you watching him love me” 😜
TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad
10K Followers 3K Following Just a Yinzer completely unqualified to raise Twinzers.
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
10K Followers 3K Following Not just a Mom. Still figuring out the rest. #artist #scoliosis #spinalfusionsurgery #Neurodivergent af #Geek #LGBTQ+ #tattoos
FeralTherapist (she/h.. @IMomalogues
6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
Unexpected SAHM @UnexpectedSAHM
8K Followers 2K Following overeducated punk rock princess turned volvo-driving soccer mom // now on mastodon: @[email protected]
mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo
27K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Ohio mom of two 🏳�.. @OhioMomoftwo
6K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, teacher, democrat...PRO-CHOICE, pro-gun reform, and pro-vaccine #momsquad. Don't try to sell me stuff.
Emily Chibwana @emilychibwana
7K Followers 3K Following Neurospicy mum of 4. #kidlit creator (art and words). Seeking human connection and anything that makes me laugh. Rep'd by @liznealon @greatdoglit
Not Another Pinterest.. @xennial_mom
9K Followers 1K Following Geriatric Working Mother, definitely NOT a pinterest mom She/Her, #BLM , #prochoice https://t.co/SLx4RDdVgW
Maryfairyboberry🧚�.. @maryfairybobrry
44K Followers 7K Following Mom Humor, Nonverbal Autism, Adoptee Journey, Ocean
Mama Bird @Mamabird1519
2K Followers 1K Following Mostly quotes from my kids because I am too sleep deprived to remember them myself https://t.co/AcWrCAm5x0
Momma D 🇨🇦 @MommaD_x4
3K Followers 934 Following Married, SAHM of 4, 💙💙💙🩷. Diapering aficionado, Facilitator of snacks, Human Kleenex, Cuddler extraordinaire, & Occasionally funny. I need a nap. She/Her
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
Shit I tell my toddle.. @Toddler_talkin
2K Followers 954 Following A succinct collection of ridiculous things I never thought I’d have to say to my 4 kids 4 and under. 👧👧👧👶
Jenna #sarcasticmom C.. @Sasparks47
2K Followers 2K Following I am in my villain era; yet searching for peace.
Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa
44K Followers 10K Following Like the song only saltier. Started as a blogger now I’m here.
Mandy Mo @Our_Maybe_Baby
2K Followers 2K Following Mom of 2 boys after infertility & pregnancy loss, spoonie, sucky homemaker, beach lover, Pittsburgh Penguins fan, liberal asf #BLM #ally🏳️🌈
common magpie 🐦 @magsterrs
280 Followers 438 Following mostly she/they dyke shit, plenty of anti-capitalist fury, a little too much public health discourse, sometimes Philly sports & the WNBA, always chaos
Mom-at-home-Person @MomAtHomePerson
927 Followers 367 Following Mama to The Daughter (6) and The Son (3) Stepmom to The Stepson and Step-DIL (both 26) I mom. I tweet. I drink coffee.
DadInGeorgia 💙🏳.. @DadInGeorgia
2K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Mid-40s single dad, autism parent, cat guardian. Progressive AF. I love my 👪, ☕️, 🥩, 🍺, 🥃, 🎶, & dad jokes. #nerd #BLM #VoteBlue #GoBucks #GoBrowns
Terry Eccles. @ecclesterry1
60K Followers 52K Following Ex pro soccer player. Love music, and guitar. I post inspirational words and quotes to hopefully help whoever wants to read them . No saint though.
Stephen Murray, MPH, .. @stephenHRNRP
14K Followers 7K Following Husband/dad / #HarmReduction Program Manager /Paramedic from @ThisAmericanLife Ep809 TheCall /Director Mass Overdose Helpline. he/him. VIEWS MINE!
ak @dumplingmenace
2K Followers 796 Following "leader in the thirsty Phillies online community”- the philadelphia inquirer
Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey
28K Followers 841 Following Phillies writer for @PhillyInquirer, previously @TheAthletic. Second-generation sportswriter. Contact: [email protected]
Mom.Uncharted @mom_uncharted
3K Followers 2K Following Exploring Generation Shared. I investigate the state of parental public oversharing, child exploitation, and minor safety online. #kidsarenotcontent
Lindy Vogel @TheLindyVogel
2K Followers 5K Following Failed model. Mom of 6. Words: @PregnantChicken @MontereyBayParent @Slackjaw_humor @frazzledhumor. EIC, Sweary Mommy on @Medium.
NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets
1.5M Followers 119 Following We're the NASA team looking for – and finding – new worlds. Verification: https://t.co/s1F7QxOQnV
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19 Followers 156 Following Millennial Mama + Bad Ass | They/She | Probably reading smut
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
144K Followers 65 Following Welcome to the Bluey official Twitter account! 💙Follow for updates including episodes, events & merchandise. This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios
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565K Followers 274 Following ER Doctor | Resuscitation | Airway | Cardiovascular Emergencies | ECGs | Emergency Radiology | Trauma | Critical Care | #FOAMed | Patient Advocate
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372K Followers 1 Following Umpire Scorecards posted for every game, every day. Find game, team, and umpire data, and FAQs, at the link below. Support us at https://t.co/GTnpOLedZF
Depressed Phillies Fa.. @mlb_phanatic
5K Followers 4K Following Just a casual fan that's passionate about @MLB service time manipulation. High hopes? #RingTheBell #RedOctober
Francesca (she/her) @francescaossi
625 Followers 997 Following feminist farmer. aspiring season ticket holder. chaotic sports fan. I still sleep with my stuffed animal leopard. 🏳️🌈
NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb
3.3M Followers 65 Following The world's most powerful space telescope. Launched: Dec. 25, 2021. First images revealed: July 12, 2022. Verification: https://t.co/ChOEslj1j5
Mama (it’s pronouce.. @maaammmaa
615 Followers 361 Following Mama to 4 girls. Going more deaf every day.
Ssssteph 🐍🐍🐍 @RhysPiecesss
984 Followers 409 Following 26 || Rhys Pieces is the #1 Phillies boy and Taylor Swift is the music industry
Notable MLB Home Runs @nicehomeruns
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Dr. Bruce Betts @RandomSpaceFact
40K Followers 214 Following Random space facts, easy astronomy. Planetary science. Chief Scientist at Planetary Society. Children's book author. Alum @Caltech, @Stanford, @JesuitHighSac
blessica💘 @itmejessdarrow
7K Followers 97 Following Cuban Fran Drescher, Luisa Madrigal @EncantoMovie IG: jessdarrow_
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48K Followers 149 Following Director/Writer making things like #Moana1&2, #Zootopia1&2, #Encanto, and even more secrets in the near future...
Disney's Encanto @EncantoMovie
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Ashley Cirka @Coldmomcoffee
118 Followers 159 Following A mom of 4, trying to make it through day to day life and sharing along the way. Check out my Instagram Momsgotacoldcoffee
ℂ😈💜 @DabCraftQueen
546 Followers 473 Following 34 - milf - weed - crafts - disney - aquarius - infj - $Auberginex
~ Hannah ~ @newbieHannah
418 Followers 653 Following
Gingy the Ginger Quee.. @Feisty_Ginger_6
44K Followers 11K Following The Original Burning Bush.. #NotSoVanilla.. Feisty & Hella Sarcastic.. Part Nerd.. Stealer of Souls.. #FuckingBrat.. Spoil me - https://t.co/UKrXpiXJK1
HymenCahoots @stitchmarks
507 Followers 215 Following squirrels and tea. simpleAF. As you might have guessed, I’m a true fuschnick.👍🏽she/her
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1K Followers 405 Following When life gives you 🍋’s it’s okay to bitch about it. User of twitter to make my IG pretty🤷♀️ Follow on IG ➡️ @snarkandlemons
Some Boys' Mother @someboysmother
4K Followers 2K Following Mom | Wife | Geek - Using vodka and sarcasm to cope. She/her. #ActuallyAutistic
No Context Bob's Burg.. @nocontext_bobs
144K Followers 18 Following Run by @multiverseradio, home of Burger Of The Week: A #BobsBurgers Podcast! 🍔🎙️🎧 Other account: @nocontexttgp
Jori 🤍🌑💎🔮.. @shapeofmemory
535 Followers 412 Following Mother to Tiny Tyrant,Lord Grumblefuss and Emperor Sweet n’ Spicy. Former Artist. Running off diet peach Snapple and compulsive hand washing.
A Gentleman's Lady @mylove0517
1K Followers 1K Following 30 years old. SAHM. Married to A. E is my daughter and S is my son!
Michelle, PhD @chelleomi
331 Followers 1K Following Biochemist/wife/ SAHM of a 6 yo & 2 yo | rediscovering myself and the wisdom of womankind | she/her
nice things I say to .. @meantomyself
28K Followers 8K Following Hopeful idiot | your big suburban | Log Lady | X's hottest mom™️ | tired founder. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
Lezlee is Making Thin.. @LezleeWare
527 Followers 661 Following Artist, illustrator, aspiring author, social psychologist, non-profit champion, LGBTQ ally, obsessed with fungi, always dancing. She/Her #SCBWI
🖤 EV 🖤 @sweetcrazyweird
7K Followers 6K Following blah, blah, something weird, blah, something dumb, blah, blah, blah, something inappropriate, blah, blah, word vomit; avi is not really me...duh!
Does Noodle Have Bone.. @NoodlesBonesDay
251K Followers 220 Following here to update you on whether or not noodle has bones today. @jongraz does not run this account just a fan account. views are my own
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
231K Followers 17 Following Frog & Toad fan page. Tweets every 3 hours. Manual retweets & non-quote/image tweets. Books by Arnold Lobel. Powered by @GimmickBots.
Brooklyn @Brookie425
10K Followers 1K Following Lifelong fan of the Eagles, Phillies, Sixers & Flyers. Sarcastic & sassy. Lover of beards & baseball butts. #BlackLivesMatter SB LII Champs 🦅 WFC forever. TTP
Baseball Fight Club @mlbfights
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
58K Followers 796 Following I write Cup of Coffee, a daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter. Fascists fuck off.
Philly Booing @PhillyBooing
3K Followers 86 Following This account will tweet "boo" in reaction to Philly sports. No booing individual players (with exceptions)
Aaron Hoyland @aaronhoyland
52K Followers 938 Following Dad • Big Brother • Nerd • Progressive politics • Gender equity • Pro-science • Partner to @leenerrr • He/him
Anna Murray @AnnaMcPherson32
246 Followers 646 Following Mother of 3 girls: a 5yo (C), a 2yo (E), and a 1yo (S). Wife of G. Court transcriber. I like making things.
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
4.4M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
@dieworkwear This should always be a fashion don’t
Let's talk about some of the tailoring and choices in this photo, and how you can avoid making the same mistakes. 🧵
Good evening. Let’s take this country back.. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
T-Mac: What’s that? You’re going to start a small fire in the booth? Well all right *Phanatic trips over a box of hangers* Kruk: You know that’s just a guy in there
*Phanatic enters TV booth* T-Mac: Oh look who’s here to remind us that tomorrow is car fire prevention night here at the ballpark John Kruk: *the most disgusted sigh you’ve ever heard* T-Mac: Ha ha whoa
Bryce Harper hits three home runs and the Phillies win Joel Embiid comes back and the Sixers have a dramatic comeback win
I need people to understand that “6 weeks pregnant” is actually only two weeks—it’s counted from the first day of your last period. And pregnancy tests only consistently work after—you guessed it—two weeks. You do not have six weeks to choose. You have five minutes.
The Florida Supreme Court has upheld the 15-week abortion ban. This means the 6-week ban will take effect in 30 days. ineedana.com is up to date
BRYCE JOEL HARPER EMBIID 🤝 “WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK”
4th graders were complaining about how they don’t want to take the state test next week and one of them said “what happens if we all refuse?” and I said “what are you, unionizing?” and anyway now we all accidentally know what strikes are
TMZ would’ve been at the empty tomb interviewing the Roman guards right when they woke up
#TMZ has the first video of #Diddy after his homes were raided by the feds Monday -- he was caught pacing around Miami airport. tmz.com/2024/03/25/did…
This is key. I know I’m a lover girl. I cannot separate the two. I catch feelings and want to be in a relationship.
There are ppl that can handle casual sex w emotional connections and there are people who can’t. Figure out which you are and stick to ur side.
Anyone else getting letters home from their kids' schools like this? Also... my reply. Should I send this back or is it a bit much 😅
has anyone seen a woman with boobs before? is this the first time? i'm so baffled
Amy Hamm: Wokeness is no match for Sydney Sweeney's undeniable beauty nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-ha…
Thinking about this guy and that Sinema lady who make these hard pivots after running as "progressives", Bernie and AOC being useless, Obama having been pro-Palestine back before he sold his soul, and I just can't rationalize putting any faith in a US politician.
Fetterman went from proudly flying a trans pride flag to getting praised by Libs of Tiktok for killing federal support for a LGBTQ community center expansion. What a giant piece of shit.
FYI Charlotte the stingray is not pregnant with shark rays (unfortunately impossible) but she is also not pregnant with clones of herself (also impossible) it's much weirder than that.
why are there a proliferation of women on here who just try and make people feel bad these days
Put your phone in your lap, lean over it and take a selfie. Now you know how you look making out when you’re on top. Have a great day.
I very recently (2mos ago) had a 7hr first date with someone. Sometimes you instantly click or vibe with someone and time flies. It didn’t feel like 7hrs. It wasn’t until my sister called asking me was I alright that I noticed the time.
Oh shit, it was an invitation to PLAY?
Giants To Sign Pablo Sandoval To Non-Roster Deal mlbtraderumors.com/2024/02/giants…
changing my name to john bc i have cena nough.
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