Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPK2W for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt pattonoswalt.com Los Angeles Joined May 2010-
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New: From the World of Minor Threats: The Alternates collects the miniseries in paperback! Details: bit.ly/3Ji8Wgj Offbeat b-list superheroes have returned from another dimension... By @pattonoswalt, @BlumJordan, @HackinTimSeeley, Tess Fowler, @Chris_Mitten
Just tell Barron you’re on trial for election interference for sleeping with Stormy Daniels while his momma was pregnant with him.
This is called "Jury Tampering" and it's a felony
i suppert my pressidunt
When you’re reading your new copy of Minor Threats: The Fastest Way Down #1 @pattonoswalt 🤯 @BlumJordan 😎 Let us know below what you thought of the first issue!
I love everything @ianabramson does and his new special is a banger. GO WATCH IT NOW.
I love everything @ianabramson does and his new special is a banger. GO WATCH IT NOW.
My favorite thing about bits like this is how they let them sit for a second. There is something so fun when an audience pieces together what’s happening, realizes it won’t stop, and begins to lose their minds
My favorite thing about bits like this is how they let them sit for a second. There is something so fun when an audience pieces together what’s happening, realizes it won’t stop, and begins to lose their minds
Oh we had a TIME ❤️😜❤️🤣
Yep. That one was especially funny/sad.
Yep. That one was especially funny/sad.
@pattonoswalt Few things I enjoy more than people thinking X-Men just became “woke” as if it wasn’t a commentary on the civil rights movement from the beginning.
cool bye
There's surpassing expectations, then there's what X-Men 97 is doing. It could've been so mid.....but it's so unbelievably good 🤯
Just endlessly in awe of how great X-MEN ‘97 is. Build the universe from here, @Marvel!
Check out "Patton Oswalt and Jordan Blum sign From the World of Minor Threats" eventbrite.com/e/patton-oswal… @eventbrite @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan
Shit! That’s right!!!
Didn’t he rant so hard about one of the Star Trek spinoffs that they hired him as an actor in an act of contrition?
Didn’t he rant so hard about one of the Star Trek spinoffs that they hired him as an actor in an act of contrition?
First new poster for my upcoming spring and summer tour! The awesome Amanda Vissel (IG: @amandavissel) did this one. See you May 2nd in Tulsa & May 3rd in Dallas! And head over to Amanda’s IG for the store link to buy a copy! All $$$ goes to the artist!
Frankie is sliding by to remind you to preorder Minor Threats: The Fastest Way Down #2 at your local comic shop! Available May 1st! 🏍️💨 Words by @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan Artwork by Scott Hepburn.
It’s me and you ❤
Even in his picture OJ’s face is saying, “Guys, read the room.”
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New: From the World of Minor Threats: The Alternates collects the miniseries in paperback! Details: bit.ly/3Ji8Wgj Offbeat b-list superheroes have returned from another dimension... By @pattonoswalt, @BlumJordan, @HackinTimSeeley, Tess Fowler, @Chris_Mitten
Just tell Barron you’re on trial for election interference for sleeping with Stormy Daniels while his momma was pregnant with him.
My dear brother D&D was formative to/still enjoyed (weekly)by such ‘deadbeats’ as myself, @JoeManganiello, Big Show, Vince Vaughn, DB Weiss (GoT), Craig Mazin (The Last Of Us), @pattonoswalt, Ashley Johnson, Stephen Colbert, @jackblack, Vin Diesel, Joe Wiseman (Ghosts) etc. Stand…
First of all, say @NoxArchive name you coward. Second of all. Has anyone told you to look in the matter about “surrounding your life on dnd” you literally surround yourself in nothing but Nintendo. I’d say that’s lame af You are limiting yourself which isn’t fair. But oh well.
@pattonoswalt Sy Devore salesman: “I’ll be honest, Patton, I’d turn the flag sideways. The stripes will be a little more flattering vertical.”
Love when I go on the @criterionchannl to watch a movie like Umbrellas of Cherbourg and there is @pattonoswalt just gushing about how wonderful the film is. Makes me smile.
When you’re reading your new copy of Minor Threats: The Fastest Way Down #1 @pattonoswalt 🤯 @BlumJordan 😎 Let us know below what you thought of the first issue!
#GhostbustersFrozenEmpire was an absolute delight to watch in theaters!
Go see #GhostbustersFrozenEmpire this weekend! It’s a blast!!!
@pattonoswalt @Marvel Thank you for checking it out, sir! Amidst your adventures of making the world a funnier place, your efforts to stay abreast of the mutant journey is rad. And…sorry for what my character did to Xavier…#Ep1Spoilers
Merci, mon ami @pattonoswalt ♣️♦️♠️♥️😱
Just endlessly in awe of how great X-MEN ‘97 is. Build the universe from here, @Marvel!
My favorite thing about bits like this is how they let them sit for a second. There is something so fun when an audience pieces together what’s happening, realizes it won’t stop, and begins to lose their minds
One of my favorite old Conan bits was when they'd let their show's graphic designer come out in a recliner and awkwardly rant about something extremely nerdy for two straight minutes.
Oh we had a TIME ❤️😜❤️🤣
we’re not doing credits like bring it on anymore
@pattonoswalt Few things I enjoy more than people thinking X-Men just became “woke” as if it wasn’t a commentary on the civil rights movement from the beginning.
There's surpassing expectations, then there's what X-Men 97 is doing. It could've been so mid.....but it's so unbelievably good 🤯
@pattonoswalt Sorry, I meant Dr. DANIEL Jackson. The only episode I ever saw was Pierre’s.
@pattonoswalt He really did end up doing an episode of “Stargate SG1”, Patton, after ranting about how the character Dr. Donald Jackson always slowed down the plot. Haha.
Check out "Patton Oswalt and Jordan Blum sign From the World of Minor Threats" eventbrite.com/e/patton-oswal… @eventbrite @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan
Frankie is sliding by to remind you to preorder Minor Threats: The Fastest Way Down #2 at your local comic shop! Available May 1st! 🏍️💨 Words by @pattonoswalt @BlumJordan Artwork by Scott Hepburn.
@DoctorSm0ke @BlumJordan @pattonoswalt @geoffjohns I cowrote a Minor Threats series, so yeah.
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