MomLife @SpringByrum
I've been through some serious stuff in life. But I've never stopped finding the comedy in whatever life throws at me! #findthelaughter #momsquad #momlife Eastern North Carolina, USA Joined March 2015-
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It's not the fact of getting stabbed in the back....it's the turning around to see whose holding the knife.... Snakes she'd their skin but don't change...
Coparenting Begins with Respect #DadtasticWeekends #childrensbooks #podcast full episode 5 on williamleemartin.com
Having Mexican Grandsons #amazonprime #williamleemartin #funny #standup more at williamleemartin.com
Sometimes you have to ruffle a few feathers and fight to right a wrong that has been done. I'm fighting! 🙏
Today was a BIG, REALLY SPECIAL day. #DadtasticWeekends #childrensbooks #divorce #dadlife
5th Generation Texan #funny #comedy #standup #williamleemartin #lol #holidayseason
Country Nicknames #funny #comedy #williamleemartin #standup
facebook.com/CowboysWhoCare… an amazing organization started by my favorite comedian @ComicWilliamLee & his wife...
Y'all....this was such an amazing night! And she was awesome!
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Anniversary 27yrs #highschoolsweethearts #truelove
Don’t worry! There’s always someone who finds you hideous. And someone who would eat cupcakes off your ass
I just heel kicked myself in the nuts trying to hop into a pair of gym shorts how’s your morning going?
🖤 Just Heather �.. @weedswildflowrs
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6K Followers 1K Following Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospecMomsense Ensues @momsense_ensues
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Been a little bit since I've done an operation-kill-dad-bod update. Still grindin'. Turning 41 in 17 days 😵
Locked my account and going awol. This is a place where I generally come to engage with amazing, hilarious, uplifting people and the flood of mean people is just too much for me. It’s easy to say ‘don’t let it get to you’, but those of you that know me know that I wear my heart…
We get it west coast people… 4.8 ain’t shit to you guys. Can you just let us east coast people be like OMG I JUST FELT AN EARTHQUAKE IN A PLACE THAT DOESNT TYPICALLY GET EARTHQUAKES? Can we just agree that we can think it’s cool/scary and you can think we’re lame? Please??
Vegas, to celebrate 20 years of her letting me touch her butt.
Coparenting Begins with Respect #DadtasticWeekends #childrensbooks #podcast full episode 5 on williamleemartin.com
Having Mexican Grandsons #amazonprime #williamleemartin #funny #standup more at williamleemartin.com
I’m taking my 16 24 and their mother on a college trip today I don’t do well in crowds in places I’m not familiar Wish me luck
This is extremely hard for me to do I am coming out of the closet
"We'll be sure to lock up again before we leave." Wankers left the rear door open for an hour and a half before I got home from work. Nothing seems to be gone, except maybe my patience.
May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness come through your door. ☘️💚 Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig ort! Happy St. Patrick's Day! 💚☘️
Go Pack. Message for all the TarMart Fans out there. @CoachKeattsNCSU @NCState @NCStateAlumni @PackMensBball @UNC_Basketball #ACCTournament @GoHeels #HowlBack #NCState #WOLFPACK #Tarheels #GameDay
Good Morning and Happy St. Patricks day to all me new TarMart followers. Don't worry, the community college that you went to may have done better. Look it up, and maybe go buy a hat in the gift shop. And no, I'm not Irish. But, as blue eyed ginger, I do realize that I'm…
Grown ups need a day at the zoo too! #lifehacks #findhappiness #podcast full episode at williamleemartin.com
Are you intimidated by geese or are you insane?