Allison Reese🛸 @alienreese
she’s gay. @BROSTHEMOVIE | Lydia Parker on @tooningout | 22 JFL new face| ‘22 @CBS Showcase|Kamala Harris Impression|#BLM #TransRightsAreHumanRights linktr.ee/Allisonreese Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2009-
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Fetuses are babies, Babies are “men” Men are freaks, so I’m a Lesbian This has been my soliloquy
Fetuses are babies, Babies are “men” Men are freaks, so I’m a Lesbian This has been my soliloquy
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Trumps top contender for VP killed her own dog and then wrote about it in her book
This poster is what my grandparents fought against in the 60s
This poster is what my grandparents fought against in the 60s
Allison Reese🛸 retweeted
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
I’ve decided to become one of those customers who flirts w the barista.
Gentle reminder
Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your “babe what’s wrong?”
Once, this girl I was with said “You have 5’8 energy” so now i get why men lie about height.
First gay pope now gay billie English! What a good day!
She’s so me coded
Allison Reese🛸 retweeted
Hard R Café? You mean Cracker Barrel?
Love Lies Bleeding is actually about the dangers of Lesbians U-Hauling
I am a woman in S.T.E.M. The M stands for Mad Science 👩🏽🔬😈
Ha ha love this guy! He’s so scary! Ha!
Ha ha love this guy! He’s so scary! Ha!
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Natalie McGill @NatalieSMcGill
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CLUB SHOW SHOW @ShowYouSuck
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They stole @Felonious_munk’s bit
My husband said he wants to divorce because I breastfed my son: ‘Now they’ve been in another man’s mouth’ trib.al/dwHpVoB
I’m so pissed she had this man’s baby.
My husband said he wants to divorce because I breastfed my son: ‘Now they’ve been in another man’s mouth’ trib.al/dwHpVoB
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me when two Trader Joe's employees bag my groceries together
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Attorney is trash. Everyone around her is trash. Garbage. Scum. Lame.
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