Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / (Conan, Corden, Apple TV) / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" available now. lauriekilmartin.com USA Joined November 2007-
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It's how Elijah McClain died
It's how Elijah McClain died https://t.co/Oa2JA5cnPA
These criminals didn’t count on State AG’s to prosecute them. Kudos to the state of Arizona.
Kristi Noem's choices:
No, Mr. Netanyahu. It is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that in a little over six months your extremist government has killed 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 77,000 – 70% of whom are women and children. You will not distract us from this immoral war.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. https://t.co/qFQ63FTBQU
Carol was so funny and Cher was unbelievably cool. With Sonny, without him. So cool.
Carol was so funny and Cher was unbelievably cool. With Sonny, without him. So cool.
wow it’s like can’t even trust Elon Musk with your privacy
wow it’s like can’t even trust Elon Musk with your privacy
Oh it’s non-woke comedy, I get it!
“I led my dog to a gravel pit and shot him to death” is the new “I’m just a hockey mom.”
Bay Area! Two shows tonight, 7:30 and 9:45. The @punchlinesf - tickets s at their site or mine!
A thing I wish everybody would keep in mind: Student protestors are *young.* Executive function—including understanding risks and consequences, esp in the moment—and emotional regulation may not be fully mature. Also a helpful thing for parents of teens to keep in mind!
I’m gonna look into whether or not I did that thing you said I did.
I’m gonna look into whether or not I did that thing you said I did.
Whatever you think of Ellen , this is a reporter paraphrasing a joke told during a standup set as if it was said during an interview.
Whatever you think of Ellen , this is a reporter paraphrasing a joke told during a standup set as if it was said during an interview.
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@msolurin Absolutely. It also speaks to the myth that anyone (@ white folks) are "safe" from police. In the wake of the uprising heard a lot from white folks "I'm showing up for ppl impacted" and truth is this violence will come for anyone who steps against the state
Revenge is part of every comedian’s origin story, why wouldn’t it be hers?
Revenge is part of every comedian’s origin story, why wouldn’t it be hers?
I’d like to know if there were any COVID precautions w Howard’s interview w Biden.
Ahh thanks Ronn! Check it out if you’re flying United!
Ahh thanks Ronn! Check it out if you’re flying United!
I hope folks who were wary or skeptical of the summer 2020 demand to defund police now understand that police are simply the connective tissue for the state’s ability to actualize repression—not the magical municipal department that would save us all from “crime.”
I hope folks who were wary or skeptical of the summer 2020 demand to defund police now understand that police are simply the connective tissue for the state’s ability to actualize repression—not the magical municipal department that would save us all from “crime.”
JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman
254K Followers 2K Following TV writer #etoile @maiseltv 📺 other stuff. Host of #nofunpodcast, Link below for more about my Netflix specials, albums, books, #anxietybitespodcast & shop.
Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian
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Martha Kelly @MarthaKelly3
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Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner
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Caissie @Caissie
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Blair Socci @blairsocci
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Guy Branum @guybranum
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She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
It's how Elijah McClain died
Medics across the U.S. have been quietly injecting sedatives to subdue people detained by police. Dozens of deaths reveal the practice carries risks, AP finds. apnews.com/article/invest…
These criminals didn’t count on State AG’s to prosecute them. Kudos to the state of Arizona.
@GianmarcoSoresi I’ll allow it
My gf doesn’t like it when I compare her being raised Hasidic to me being a theater kid but I was cast as the lead in every school musical which makes me the chosen people
No, Mr. Netanyahu. It is not antisemitic or pro-Hamas to point out that in a little over six months your extremist government has killed 34,000 Palestinians and wounded more than 77,000 – 70% of whom are women and children. You will not distract us from this immoral war.
NEW YORK TIMES: “Waaaah! We’re the self-appointed paper of record! You HAVE to give us an exclusive interview.” PRESIDENT BIDEN: “LOL. Hold my beer and get me Howard Stern on the phone.” LOLOLOLOLOL @nytimes
People hate AOC bc her enormous popularity validates the idea that participating in electoral politics can grow the socialist movement. She also reveals the compromises winning power entails. Some people wanna go back to being a tiny club that’s right all the time. They’re wrong.
Here's the thing folks at Axios and the NYT political page don't seem to get. It doesn't matter how many hit jobs they put out on Biden. If Trump wins in November, he'll put out literal hits on them the minute he's unhappy with their coverage and claim it was an official act.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
not trying to start briscourse but this is a wiiiild level of variance
2022 newborn circumcision rate by state
@PicturesFoIder Totally staged..two passengers had the same hats on.. You would absolutely know someone is touching your hair.'
Oh look at this crew of “jokers!” Telling all the jokes they don’t trust ME with!!!eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
As we all rightly lose our shit about Kristi Noem killing puppies & goats, remember to add that she also killed a bunch of humans - immigrants in meatpacking plants - during COVID!
This is fucking deranged - like so bad it’s even hard to read theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
I was putting my son to bed last night, thinking what a world he is, so funny and kind and complicated, and I lost my breath, thinking: they’ve slaughtered more than 10,000 children, each one as precious and beloved, in my name.
it’s unbelievably easy to be against the genocide that Israel’s government is carrying out in Gaza without being a raging fucking anti-Semite about it, I have no idea how so many of you are blowing this layup
@newlouisiana This is not a library. This is a bookstore. Feel free to take your business elsewhere. That’s how the free market works, remember?
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