seynique — detroit 5/16 & 5/17 @seynique
comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCotNYi seysmythecomedy.com NYC Joined March 2013-
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i’ve been carrying this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few years now that i won’t throw away just for the sake of having this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few years now that i won’t throw away just for the sake of having this old stale joint in my tote bag for a few
Omg @rihanna use your butt!!!
what if you saw me tell jokes in detroit? what then? planetant.com/dwcf
i should’ve known that i’d need to find a new therapist when she was taking down her braids during a session
the way i just flinched
“what horrors await me today?” she pondered aloud before entering the teams meeting
had a full on toddler style tantrum today, i recommend it
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at the point of burnout where i’m fully just sandbagging from 9-5
praying for club chalamet
where’s the hospital for people who aren’t sick but still want to wear a gown with their butt hanging out the back and there’s community and personal growth?
ok but she does but i’m ok with it because i have anxiety and like to know what’s coming next and she never fails me
i don’t really think this is a show where you need to “root” for someone in like the classic narrative tv sense?
your friend told you I'm the bad boy who can get you some weed, but actually I just have amnesia
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@seynique If you're half as funny as you are on your horror movie podcast then I'm sure it'll be hilarious!
GO @justsheavassar !!!!!
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Crying + throwing up.
oh I have missed something I fear
this dude’s narration is like an instant antidepressant
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
i hate to be That Girl but the T gonna eat y’all up every time :( sorry
Bisexuals we are back at the top of the LGBT power rankings where we belong 💪🏼
I genuinely do thing some aspects of social media are terrible for the televisual art form. Removed from context, a flattening of characterisation and also, yes her messiness was entertaining that was the point
Growing up is realising Carrie Bradshaw is truly horrible and Charlotte York is a true girl’s girl
Big was well off, kind of boring, corny in the way older men often are and wasn't ugly. He was perfect svgar daddy material. Carrie was just trying to turn a ho into a househusband
I know she means she dumped him but I hope he's still chasing that coin down the street to this very day
A coin fell out his pocket and he chased it, that was the last time he saw me 😕
was about to call racism for not including beyonce and then I remembered 😭
I wanna bring the ice cream truck to the students occupying University of Pittsburgh and give all the protesters free ice cream. I’m gunna have to talk to some of the organizers to make sure they’d be okay with it, BUT would yinz be willing to contribute a couple bucks?
no shade but y'all making fun of gays for dressing like this again is why the gay bar is an asos button-up hellscape. Let f*gs be fabulous again! Reject modernity! Embrace tackiness!
Imagine if Keith Moon’s kit was made up of people. Not such a good drummer now, is he?
A truly deranged opinion piece about Gaza protests out of the @nytimes that casts a father-daughter bonding moment as sinister and "not peaceful".
HAPPENING NOW: HUNDREDS OF JEWISH NEW YORKERS TAKE EASTERN PARKWAY RISKING ARREST ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF PASSOVER DEMANDING THE US GOVERNMENT TO STOP ARMING ISRAEL AND TO STOP FUNDING GENOCIDE.
expressing racism is too easy now. You just get online and post shit. People used to make entire crosses and stitch entire robes. They were doing CRAFTS
@seynique It comes across very “I don’t like the church for x valid reason but tbh I do miss the avoided decision making through social control”
i cannot imagine moving to a neighborhood because of a foxtrot truly hilarious
I'm outside the Division St Foxtrot in Wicker where people are FREAKING out about the chain's closure. One woman just told me she moved to the neighborhood because Foxtrot was here @BlockClubCHI