Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L
Intimacy Coordinator, Tracker (CBS). Formerly: Intimacy Coordinator, Bob ❤️ Abishola (CBS). @hotelartthief Joined August 2020-
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the nba playoffs will have the most irony-pilled dude you know posting things like “there is no place for the dangerous behavior we witnessed tonight.” full bari weiss mode from guys named fart_enjoyer_69
the pilot just shook my hand and personally thanked me for my balancing energy and unmistakable swagger during jetblue flight 1372 nonstop service to laguardia
no sketch this week 😩
the other tenants in my building have come up with a neat trick to let me know they're all having sex with each other
we've all got that one jewish homie who doesn't play about finding the afikoman
begging y’all to check in with your Jewish American friends. we are visualizing an incredibly vivid and naturalistic Passover story rn
begging y’all to check in with your Jewish American friends. we are visualizing an incredibly vivid and naturalistic Passover story rn
Bout to take a ride on this mf Shai-Hulud #420day
lol my buddy @zachtomasovic was in mr beast's 4/20 video
thread of our 2024 sketches:
us watching you enjoy our sketch
us watching you enjoy our sketch https://t.co/ivMHe0fQ0n
did everyone notice when I hit a clean kickflip at 1:17 (only person in the video who can do that)
did everyone notice when I hit a clean kickflip at 1:17 (only person in the video who can do that)
what we left on the cutting room floor would shock you
what we left on the cutting room floor would shock you https://t.co/RNwY5SmlXZ
Blackthorne: you tell him it was a nico batum legacy game, and our hobbled giant came through in the clutch. no doubt the bastards nearly killed me, but I do believe there is a path forward with this squad. Mariko: the Anjin is pleased with the philadelphia 76ers
imagine you get laid off here and gotta walk through each of these rooms on your way out. half your team is wfh that day so they have no idea. security guard escorts you till the end of the yellow pavers. now it’s just a parking lot
imagine you get laid off here and gotta walk through each of these rooms on your way out. half your team is wfh that day so they have no idea. security guard escorts you till the end of the yellow pavers. now it’s just a parking lot
this is boca raton excellence, plain and simple
this is boca raton excellence, plain and simple
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
3K Followers 2K Following Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / Spiritual
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Bluecheck Fleipe Dp d.. @FelipeDiPoi
7K Followers 2K Following Wlecome | Cartoons, @simple__town, @littleedy_comic
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Car World 🚘🌎 @williambanks_
5K Followers 850 Following william banks of car world, where he was loved - - - - 💟✝️ God first 👆
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
23K Followers 1K Following stand-up comedian, writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). i am still in high school Chicago 5/12, Milwaukee 5/14, Minneapolis 5/16, Philly 5/19
Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
Jet Blue Support @JetBlue_Supt
0 Followers 28 Following
The Artichoke @TheArtichoke2
20 Followers 520 Following The tender-hearted/upright/artichoke/girded itself as a warrior
Sasha Motin @SashaMotin6157
71 Followers 2K Following
Janice Adrian @janicexjs
14 Followers 500 Following Found different beauties from all US states 😜 Ready for private meetings See nude photos before a date! Watching this https://t.co/wfnzTBkRXF
Megan Alicea @alicea_megan
24 Followers 239 Following We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.” ― Charles Bukowski. Art Literature Music Science
jpveyor @jpveyor1
5 Followers 427 Following
Trombonior @trombonior
60 Followers 536 Following
Dawn Beth Custard @dockingstuffers
106 Followers 756 Following
Linda @AlfredAlfer77
525 Followers 180 Following
Evan Petyt-Thompson @EvanPetyt
14 Followers 682 Following A black hole of mediocrity, fat faced idiot.
Johan S @J30040778J
14 Followers 55 Following
hoodiesngumsolesss @TakeItEthy
5K Followers 4K Following family. music. poker. sports. art. creating. collecting. blockchain. 🐸 🎈🥤 https://t.co/Cqi4xaV52H
Melle @melle_1993
12 Followers 749 Following
Ken @kenwald
167 Followers 604 Following Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Superbowl Shuffle @sbowlshuffle
106 Followers 2K Following We're not here to cause no trouble, we're just here to do the Superbowl Shuffle
GO0 @g0ogawd
2K Followers 991 Following MOMA Shown Mixed Media Artist & Performer. Curator. Founder. Connoisseur of FINE MEME ART Extreme Collector of EARLY AI / GAN NFTS. #PEPEHOUSE #OF1ART #GMGFY
Charles Manoury @CharlesManoury
689 Followers 2K Following Working for @EU_EESC President @oliverroepke, formerly on digital beat @EU_Commission for @vonderleyen Spox service and in @Ansip_EU's team on #AI. Views = mine
nikopraxis @nikopraxis
49 Followers 270 Following
Oliver 🇵🇸 @OliIverson
98 Followers 674 Following Horror movies, audiobooks, games, recently shoegaze (kill me please) olivieriverson on letterboxd. He/him
It Can’t Happen Her.. @richmondzub999
16 Followers 5K Following
🚨 Gia 🚨 @georgworldwide
242 Followers 2K Following I enter unwashed into a world that disrespects me and despises my values
Brain Donor @JoshWusHere
369 Followers 4K Following
Eric Fleming @dailyvalueomath
158 Followers 588 Following Quirky and seemingly spontaneous one-liner. #hash #tag #hashtag
minh nguyen @myfengshuiwater
218 Followers 1K Following washed up fashion creative, admin and mod of Offcial Marvel Snap Việt Nam. sometimes I do music stuff.
flowerwalah @The_Gur_
0 Followers 2K Following Flower Walah #desiflorist City Scents & Fleur de Lis in Chicago Zero followers preferred
Tomas Donovic @t_donovic
2 Followers 1K Following
CAT @Dumbcat231
0 Followers 5 Following
Brandon Ehrlich @Brandonehrlich
101 Followers 1K Following
Andrew Young @AndrewY30115
16 Followers 215 Following
Senior Slaptyback @UnBiasedAnger
257 Followers 3K Following
Nakul Handa @NakulHanda5
306 Followers 1K Following Just made this so I can be an official Twitter lurker.
Cameron Bradford @camerobradford
25K Followers 979 Following Take my hand, we'll weather this storm together.
Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
3K Followers 2K Following Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / Spiritual
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
Bluecheck Fleipe Dp d.. @FelipeDiPoi
7K Followers 2K Following Wlecome | Cartoons, @simple__town, @littleedy_comic
Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
glennis ❤️🔥 @theglennisshow
11K Followers 1K Following @theglennisshow wherever there are glennis shows | extremely relatable & pretty traumatized comedian
Car World 🚘🌎 @williambanks_
5K Followers 850 Following william banks of car world, where he was loved - - - - 💟✝️ God first 👆
Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger
36K Followers 685 Following
Dan Licata @danlicatasucks
23K Followers 1K Following stand-up comedian, writer (SNL, Joe Pera Talks With You). i am still in high school Chicago 5/12, Milwaukee 5/14, Minneapolis 5/16, Philly 5/19
Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia
7K Followers 999 Following I have been diagnosed with severe pleasance. DM me to say hello!
Kate Berlant @kateberlant
81K Followers 901 Following KATE Cinnamon in the Wind/ Hulu Would It Kill You to Laugh?/ Peacock
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
Katie Way @k80way
10K Followers 2K Following hard act to follow / consummate professional / writer-editor @hellgateny / https://t.co/ka8tmCqKa0
amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde
35K Followers 951 Following writer. formerly @comedycentral @clickhole
jeff @jeff_braun_
575 Followers 815 Following meesa jarjar meesa herbalife ambassador yousa my discount code for 15% off
Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz
45K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Writer. Mets fan. SOLAR OPPOSITES (Hulu), CLOSE ENOUGH, Norm MacDonald Live and other shows.
Natalie Palamides @natdogkatdog
11K Followers 465 Following my comedy special, Nate: A One Man Show, is on Netflix
Langston MacDiarmid @macdtl
54 Followers 59 Following you wouldn't believe some of the things I believe
ross kimball @therosskimball
4K Followers 990 Following Jury Duty and other things. tall people shouldn’t have to pay for exit rows on planes
Gymnasium @itsgymnasium
1K Followers 30 Following The right shows, in the right place. Boy Room out now!
jacksfilms @jacksfilms
1.8M Followers 770 Following Credit the creators · For business inquiries: [email protected]
Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan
57K Followers 778 Following Seth Meyers, Conan, SNL, GIRLS, AP Bio, I Think You Should Leave, Big Hero 6, & other stuff. I also host Entry Level and Travels & Such.
videotapezzz @videotapezzz
49 Followers 115 Following
Promo Guy @PromoGuyUS
30K Followers 101 Following Using +EV bets, boosts, and promotions to make money with sports betting in the US. Join the Premium Discord at https://t.co/3sezhIUbZ0
Marcus Pork @MarcusPorkSr
3K Followers 19 Following I am a famous fashion designer soon. I am 33. [email protected]
Catherine @CatherineKLind
593 Followers 557 Following opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em
Brandon Wardell @BRANDONWARDELL
570K Followers 2K Following The Brandon Jamel Show on podcast apps/YouTube • https://t.co/gE4iteC3Ib • tour: https://t.co/FEVM6TvL1f
Dan Perlman @danjperlman
10K Followers 670 Following stand-up, writer, director person || co-created showtime's flatbush misdemeanors
Dan Hentschel @danghentschel
171K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Montessori Boy @montessoriboy
17K Followers 56 Following sketch comedy from 3 upstanding honor roll scholars🧍♂️asian @cowboyscary 🧍♂️gay @juliatesmond 🧍♂️normal @newdiegoabraham
Holden Caplan @HoldenCaplanIAm
68 Followers 81 Following Med Student l CritCare/PalCare-focused l Go Birds.
caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Claire McFadden @czmcfadden
5K Followers 776 Following formerly mainstage @secondcity + writer @jackboxgames
Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
liz maupin @LizMaupin
12K Followers 3K Following producer who loves tomato juice + cult survivor. normal !
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Pedro Salinas @salinas_pedro
2K Followers 734 Following Comedian (HBO Max) // Co-creator and director of DEEP LEARNING with JT Parr // co-host of HELLO, DEAR WITH PEDRO AND CHARLES
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court
Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice
986K Followers 2K Following #HTK | #KNICKS | 🇯🇲 | @Desus on #countersocial & @spillmob | https://t.co/fWYKvafF7e | #BX | guest hosted @thedailyshow | @SHODesusAndMero
a beautiful woman �.. @full_legal_name
30K Followers 765 Following it’s so hard to be me (kennedy). @science_disease
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Shouldn’t have been eek eeking shit
A Dead dolphin with multiple bullet holes was found in Louisiana. The Feds are offering a $20,000 reward for information leading to a conviction
saying “thats off. yep” like im shooting a free throw when i miss a letter on the password
gave myself a promotion! @TheDailyShow
coworker in the bathroom stall next to me doesn’t know that i plan to outwit outplay and outlast her in here
please contact @K_A_N_D_E_L for more information!
this was my first graphic design job, i think i did great!!
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
what was your “welcome to the league” moment bro
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
Donte DiVincenzo did literally this to Kelly Oubre a month ago oh my god I hate the Knicks so much
People are telling Knicks fans in the parking lot to go back to fishtown
Avoiding a full nervous breakdown by spending 15 minutes in a warm, wet pseudo-womb is not a health benefit?
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
I’m in New York City hanging out with West Elm Caleb!
when people are talking during your open mic set x.com/i/status/17835…
I still can’t get over how she tried to instigate protestors but no one gaf 😭
I can’t take my girlfriend to see Challengers because I know I’ll get in trouble at the theater for yelling “I AM NOT DOING THAT”
beautiful afternoon in midwood, bk
So just a quick recap of the 2 Minute Report: - Hart fouled Maxey before stealing the ball & should’ve been called - Brunson pulled on Maxey's jersey & should’ve been called - Maxey's push-off on Hart was marginal & shouldn’t have been called - Nurse should’ve gotten a timeout
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