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We should definitely talk about the microaggressions against the jews as soon as the child-murder is over.
I don't know if we can technically call this a genocide, I think it might just be sparkling ethnic-based murder.
A thing I wish everybody would keep in mind: Student protestors are *young.* Executive function—including understanding risks and consequences, esp in the moment—and emotional regulation may not be fully mature. Also a helpful thing for parents of teens to keep in mind!
blackthorne: I’m an LA based comedian, writer, and podcaster, I mostly freelance and I’m trying to sell a horror feature mariko: the anjin is unemployed
If Dorit is fired, it's a real win for those kids at Columbia.
Can someone make a dance track out of the portions of Streisand’s audiobook where she talks about Baked Potatoes?
Please like and share that USC students continue to assemble and demand divestment despite the fact that the university has banned blankets for them to use as the night gets colder. They are undeterred. They will prevail.
I want to be as clear as I possibly can: Nonviolent students calling for their universities and government to stop giving Israel money and weapons while it kills thousands of innocent people in Gaza is not the same as when Nazis attempted to exterminate the Jewish people.
While we haven't done much to end the senseless slaughter of civilians in Gaza, we seem to be very effectively ending the scourge of women of color running Ivy League universities.
If you think you like speech regulations, remind yourself that you will not like the group who gets to decide which speech gets regulated.
If you support how these folks voted, I can’t emphasize enough how important it is to let them know. They will be under relentless pressure and attack. It is important to show support - on the inside, it can often feel like there isn’t. Call, write, post. It makes a difference.
If you support how these folks voted, I can’t emphasize enough how important it is to let them know. They will be under relentless pressure and attack. It is important to show support - on the inside, it can often feel like there isn’t. Call, write, post. It makes a difference.
Everyone who was very excited about free speech 9 months ago sure seems to hate it now and everyone who was very concerned with safe spaces certainly seems excited about free and open discourse even if it means some people feeling threatened. What a year!
If you are more angry about student anti-war protests at Columbia than the fact that last night Israel bombed southern Gaza, killing 22 people, including 18 children, then you are on the wrong side of history.
On my hardest days on the WGA strike line, I reminded myself that people were watching, and I wanted to prove what was possible. It’s amazing to see what people can do. Congrats to the Volkswagen Workers on your historic victory!!
On my hardest days on the WGA strike line, I reminded myself that people were watching, and I wanted to prove what was possible. It’s amazing to see what people can do. Congrats to the Volkswagen Workers on your historic victory!!
HOLY SHIT! This new ad from a state senator in North Carolina is incredible!!!
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@guybranum Yup. Same. Thanks. Love you, my friend. The world sucks.
@wosofan244 @guybranum “Perceived claims” is a lot of hedging. There is antisemitism. You know that. Not from everyone. But it’s there. Really.
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@guybranum Right. But when? After the Jewish students all leave school? Why is it their fault? That’s what I don’t understand.
@wosofan244 @guybranum No. They’re Jews. And they are scared. Specifically, they are scared that antisemitic words can escalate into violence. Not anti Israel. Not anti Netanyahu. All totally understandable. Antisemitism.
@guybranum But when we protested against apartheid, we didn’t make the other students who weren’t protesting feel unsafe. I have Jewish friends whose kids can’t leave their dorms. I know it’s not comparable to the Middle East, but it’s still happening. The antisemitism seems… unnecessary
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A thing I wish everybody would keep in mind: Student protestors are *young.* Executive function—including understanding risks and consequences, esp in the moment—and emotional regulation may not be fully mature. Also a helpful thing for parents of teens to keep in mind!
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Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
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@guybranum I’d like to hear “soft white bread”
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Please like and share that USC students continue to assemble and demand divestment despite the fact that the university has banned blankets for them to use as the night gets colder. They are undeterred. They will prevail.
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I want to be as clear as I possibly can: Nonviolent students calling for their universities and government to stop giving Israel money and weapons while it kills thousands of innocent people in Gaza is not the same as when Nazis attempted to exterminate the Jewish people.
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