Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman
Comedian actor tv writer (Tonight Show, Kids Tonight Show) reps: WME, brillstein linktr.ee/kyliebrakeman New York Joined July 2013-
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this was what it was like to try to walk to work in midtown
this was what it was like to try to walk to work in midtown
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
not to be dramatic but I believe branding every earnest piece of media you see as cringe will eventually erode the walls of your entire heart and soul rendering you empty <3 or maybe not haha
not to be dramatic but I believe branding every earnest piece of media you see as cringe will eventually erode the walls of your entire heart and soul rendering you empty <3 or maybe not haha
TUE 4/16: @stamptown_ 🤡 The late-night variety show hosted by the bad boy of clown @Zach_Zucker returns to The Bell House! Featuring @natdogkatdog @RandyFeltface @ikeminded @GiGiHolliday @AsherTreleaven @apfusca @deadeyebrakeman @mneelzy + MORE! 🎟️: tinyurl.com/mswbk35a
okay I know you're AI but I literally just said this
Salt lake city locals I am stopping by for a very short time - any recs for places that reliably serve Vida tequila?
happy opening day despite the numbers this is still one the most frequent video people quote back to me in the DMs
happy opening day despite the numbers this is still one the most frequent video people quote back to me in the DMs
.@deadeyebrakeman found a cheat code for getting out of conversations and was kind enough to share it with @DancesWithTamis on this week’s Bless These Braces. Link in bio for the full episode!
Simple trap concept
To have the new generation of mainstream pop girls be this brave and this willing to be 100% clear about an issue that is SO polarizing. I have tears in my eyes it’s awesome to see
To have the new generation of mainstream pop girls be this brave and this willing to be 100% clear about an issue that is SO polarizing. I have tears in my eyes it’s awesome to see
Okay congratulations on the bipartisan effort to do xenophobia but I kind of do need TikTok income between jobs hahahahahahaha fuck
Ramy Youssef wears an Artists for Ceasefire pin to the #Oscars: “We’re calling for an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza. We’re calling for peace and lasting justice for the people of Palestine.” | Variety On the Carpet presented by @DIRECTV bit.ly/4cd3w3x
Obsessed with the 5 presenters choice this is going to take absolutely forever I am so in
brands running low on International Women's Day ideas
Airline industry lobbyign and corporate greed is why we don't have high speed worm travel
being in a Work Hotel you did not pay for is one of life's greatest joys. roll around in the sheets. take a shower. watch shark tank. every second you're there feels like you're stealing
being in a Work Hotel you did not pay for is one of life's greatest joys. roll around in the sheets. take a shower. watch shark tank. every second you're there feels like you're stealing
Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
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Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp
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Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
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X @nth_entity
534 Followers 7K Following Disclaimer: Retweets and interactions with other users are not endorsements or refutations. Tweets are subject to change.
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Justin @BevosMyBoy21
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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy
205K Followers 1K Following ancient reptile. stern but fair. | Omar on Platonic | Apple TV+
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
409K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle
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broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp
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Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Meg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2Ta
Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/Him
dylan gelula @DylanGelula
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Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen
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Nori Reed @realnorireed
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hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
@jack_dayto right. so we dont have to worry about any of that
Challengers is a great foray into a new genre i'm calling "films that take place in specifically 2019 for seemingly no reason other than to make sure we know that it's pre-pandemic so we don't have to worry about any of that"
Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
can someone give me a comedy job plz
I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
Fast fashion is very bad, stop participating in it. Go thrifting. Do clothing swaps with your friends!! My favorite clothes have all come from swaps with my girlies, it’s FREE and entails 3 hours of affirmations like “that top is made for you you have to take that” etc
How many more statistics will it take for people to stop defending overconsumption of cheap junk as something “necessary” for poor people???
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Get Him To The Creek
'TAKING THE PLUNGE': The star explains his leap of faith to be "reborn into Christ's name" after an investigation into his alleged sexual misconduct. trib.al/Yx3XAVd
who is paying money to run AI-generated ad copy for the concept of lasagna
Layers of tender pasta sheets, rich tomato sauce, creamy béchamel, and indulgent melted cheese harmonize in a sumptuous symphony of flavor and texture, creating a decadent Italian classic that promises to tantalize your taste buds with each luxurious bite.
i’ve been playing tennis for 18 years don’t listen to this guy
I’ve been playing tennis for 17 years. It’s a fast-paced game. To see slow-motion used so prominently in #Challengers was frustrating, along with the techno music, flimsy dialogue and outrageous New Rochelle windstorm. Terrible soap opera. Ridiculous sports movie. Double fault.
Before I finished even saying the sentence “they should call it Echo CAN’T Park” I was reaching for my phone to tweet that I said that
frightening video of lady being pursued by National Geographic
When someone is rude to me in public, it’s like. You know I’ve lived my entire life dedicated to the pursuit of kindness right….
at one point in Challengers two characters are eating dinner and after seeing the dessert on the table the woman next to us whispered to her friend, "Applebees." and then later when they go outside and you see the Applebees sign on the restaurant she repeated, "Applebees."
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
We literally just ran this experiment. If you give people money, they will stay home, play video games, and order door dash. There simply are not secret Shakespeares trapped in minimum wage jobs.
relax 🙄 it ony a movie
Cool, Max, cool. One note. This movie was released in 2017, and it depicts an event that took place in 1994.
reading this and suddenly realizing that the survey ranks new york so low because it is not possible to walk to the statue of liberty
this is the most unserious methodology I have ever seen
i love living in the Stupid Future
*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants
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