posts you can show your mom @ohshidt
you can show your mom these posts but she won’t like all of them Joined March 2023-
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I’m assuming this is Russia
This Greenland Shark is around 400 years old
posts you can show your mom retweeted
Elizabeth Smart’s post celebrating the 21st anniversary of her rescue came up on my FYP and the comments are all really lovely (lots of people reminiscing about how overjoyed they were when they heard the news) and then… this one 😭
posts you can show your mom retweeted
When the cashier says “sorry, we’re out of wintergreen Zyn”
posts you can show your mom retweeted
an example of a symbiotic relationship between toad and tarantula
Chaz Driver @chaz_driver
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voooooooooooP @votekratos
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m𖤐ddie @anarchomaddie
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GhostFire @iiGhostFire
1K Followers 601 Following 18 | I play video games, mainly Geometry Dash and Rocket League I stream on twitch sometimes and my hardest demon is RUST https://t.co/qc2g537NPj
Brooke @brukeis
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witchxmormon @moonwiccaapril
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Hunter Hearst Hitchco.. @ScienceDamnMF
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jonas colon @Sirtiergan1
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canadiantuxedo @canatuxx
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identity void @Xiff_Kinpatsu
60 Followers 117 Following I don't follow NSFW or ppl who have NSFW likes. My profile picture is made by VEWN
Steve Kratzer @stevekratzer
568 Followers 565 Following dog dad, wine mom, occasional econometrist, MBA, pragmatic progressive. he/him- don’t be a was/were
jackb994992 @jackb994992
41 Followers 613 Following
Joe S @StrokeNeckbeard
91 Followers 2K Following
adamcrazydude2007🇪.. @sowhen11
191 Followers 910 Following what's up? just some random guy on the internet doing things 17 he/him 🇪🇬🇨🇦 autistic bi linguistics and geography nerd memer/ytper single nsfw dni
Lisalynn38 🇦🇪�.. @LisaLynn38
547 Followers 2K Following Socially awkward Socialist, black belt in Wokerati. Cis gender, she/her.
blue sky. @Phablin24
637 Followers 1K Following Hospitality worker. travels. ideas. https://t.co/yMXKUWZS2x
🔅𝔄𝔲𝔯𝔬�.. @CEOofSnoms
45 Followers 103 Following pfp: @ettinger_avoca | sfw OC rp account | MVRP | 10+ years experience | Human/Gem Hybrid
Daipayan Dey @DaipayanDe83633
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Achilles༄ He/Him�.. @alchemicoffee
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⋆˚࿔ 𝐀𝐟𝐭.. @After_d4rk_
22 Followers 45 Following Um uh I have no idea how to interact with people •_•
Brodie80HD @Brodie80HD
86 Followers 209 Following
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Kiyo | 希夜 | #Heik.. @_Kiyosada_
124 Followers 883 Following I blog. I travel. I play videogames. | English, 日本語 OK | #HeikeSimp | #Birushana | #BirushanaSenki | #KiyoPlays | A meanie | 👁👄👁
RF @spacex_Raptor
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gongjunim @chicagocityboy
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LeAnne Marie McFearso.. @LeAnne729
217 Followers 505 Following Rest in Peace Technoblade! 🎗 | Streamer | Writer | She/Her | Eng. & Com. Major | 💓 Dakota
McReynolds @TroutMcB
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482 Followers 496 Following And when the earth shall claim your limbs, then shall you truly dance.
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Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane
5K Followers 987 Following emo till I die. Follow for more tweets that I tweet.
Zack @ZackVanNus
232 Followers 641 Following Read books, watch movies, help each other. Listen to @Grind_Pod.
SheetsGiggles.com/GRE.. @SheetsGiggles
10K Followers 3K Following 100,000+ people sleep on our sustainable eucalyptus sheets, mattresses, & pillows! “Best Overall” by Good Housekeeping🥇Follow us 👉 https://t.co/ECkrGMWpzC
Late Bloomer @LateBloomerNC
2K Followers 665 Following New album “Another One Again” out now on @deadbrokerek & @selfawarenc • [email protected]
Jason Pargin, author .. @JasonKPargin
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Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
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depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
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vandul @_vandul
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Jon Paul, Ed.D. (They.. @DoctorJonPaul
26K Followers 3K Following 👨🏾💻Writer & Columnist •🎙️Podcast: @BlkFatFemmePod w/ @iheartpodcast • Rep: @GRTalentLA
Wild Scoobster @WildScoobster
1K Followers 945 Following cartoon great dane. kansas state wildcat fan. Jerome Tang stan. your moms best friend. will hump leg for scooby snacks. lover of @BlueMoonBrewCo
𝐁𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐚.. @Buncahn
60K Followers 1K Following i co-host the best show online: https://t.co/XwCDg1nt7s https://t.co/PjpyatAKau https://t.co/fX2ZJAvTzT https://t.co/3PhfIKbZXB
Joy Taylor @JoyTaylorTalks
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Mike Bong @WeirdBongs
23K Followers 5K Following (He/Him) Weird bong and pipe maker. As Seen On @vice and @60secdocs . Twitch Streamer, Wrestling, Guitar Hero and more.
Ryhan from Jortscente.. @ryhanbeard
470 Followers 812 Following Pansexual dweeb. He/him/they/them. I co-host the @jortscenterpod podcast. Enjoy comics, horror, and rasslin'. #BlackLivesMatter #ACAB #JewsForCeasefire
Paddy @PaddyKenney
453 Followers 438 Following
Andrew Streeter @andrewstreeter_
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PLacey @HalloweenBasic
904 Followers 869 Following A 7 in Scranton. 🏴☠️ I get the show. 1/789 member of @lourafterhours voted a phile by @StugotzArmy790 12/10 by @MorganFromAus
evan loves worf @esjesjesj
29K Followers 996 Following one piece, communist, prison abolitionist, Elon obsessed, pro Palestine Jew, alt is @eeesssjjj, esjesjesj on bsky
eBay jackets & hats @3five9
44K Followers 1K Following Shrimp Julep / Salad Bar Ham Cubes / not my store / ask if you need to ask
Pericles 'Perry' Abba.. @ElectionLegal
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Swaggy Mandretti @Tom_Engels_Desk
640 Followers 801 Following The crazy uncle of NASCAR Twitter. He/Him. Fan of NASCAR (Kaulig Racing), the Detroit Lions and Minnesota Twins. Not actually named Tom.
Redneck Uncle but Red.. @unclebigtim
2K Followers 1K Following Insignificant amount of Fame on tiktok,, number one reply guy runner up 2020.He and that stuff or whatever
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
I Think You Should Le.. @ITYSL_memes
73K Followers 991 Following You’re looking at a nude egg. Your #1 source for ITYSL news, memes, & content. I’m just like such a huge fan of ITYSL’s music AND its acting. Let’s slop ‘em up!
Ben Naumann @InternetJumbo
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Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories
50K Followers 3K Following Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...
20 years ago @20yrs_ago
189 Followers 404 Following daily nostalgia and linking the present to the not so distant past
Courtside Buzz @CourtsideBuzzX
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26K Followers 5K Following 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕣™ 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎༄ ᴊᴇᴡ ✡︎ 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 🕺🏻 ✨ https://t.co/O748mPTFk9
Sen. Donnie Rifle, I-.. @SteakFrankhouse
10K Followers 2K Following Love too represent my state! All tweets are righteous slander. (205) 255-9375: Leave a comment. pronouns. FSU. Not a parody. Gone Huntin'
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10K Followers 901 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
Neil Howard 🖕(Mast.. @NeilAlderney
368 Followers 375 Following I am an Australian out of place in the World, and a photographer. Also MU0KNC/M0KNC. find me on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Lyra, Esq., is NOT DA.. @PinkRangerLB
44K Followers 7K Following Really good lawyer. Cannot give and is not giving legal advice over twitter. Lawyer, trans, leftist Christian. Engaged to @kristenfdaily She/her, any/all
DeleteTheNats @DeleteTheNats
1K Followers 1K Following Hello I hate the Washington Nationals. Usually I tweet about Hockey and FFXIV. pfp by the talented @thebakaretsu
Rich Brown @chicagorichb
13 Followers 195 Following
Keith Gentry @Ke_Gen
37 Followers 179 FollowingGay judge sentenced me to death for refusing to twerk
Justin Bieber and Joe Biden have the same initials….. coincidence????
When I’m not working and basically the dude lol
“Hung jury”? Ha. That’s where you’re wrong. The only thing “hung” in this court room is my lawyer’s massive penis. Yup, that’s right, he let me see it during lunch. You’re just jealous, your honor.
@ohshidt My mom said she could do better and she built different.
Okay I feel like I’m going crazy because I think this is literally true the more I listen to the song like the way she says the word baby fits the cadence of my tweet
Do you think she saw this
Locking tf in
yeah guys, there’s motorcycles
@TheWapplehouse Rainy as hell up here, I'm jealous. Enjoy pal.
What’s your favorite “not a lot of talking, a LOT happening” movie? “A lot happening” is subjective. I don’t necessarily mean a wild plot, it could just be engrossing! Silent films don’t count (unless they’re from the talkie era I guess?)
@TheWapplehouse I was just on a work call and someone was plugging their side business as a breeder.
BREAKING: album was produced in the normal way most albums are produced
Every piece of Beyoncé's upcoming 'Cowboy Carter' album was meticulously thought out, from the tracklist to the album art. Here are all the easter eggs: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
@ohshidt Fish expert here: these fish are dying because they can't live in sand.
You’re not gonna guess what song he crushes at karaoke Dudes rock
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