Justin Halpern @justin_halpern
Harley Quinn/Abbott Elementary/Some Other Stuff You Probably Hated or Never Saw. We could do that note but that’s not the show we sold you amazon.com/Books-Justin-H… Joined April 2010-
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Just in time for Shohei's interpreter outing himself as the world's worst gambler, it's a gambling-themed Distraction episode with television impresario @justin_halpern! …ion-a-defector-podcast.simplecast.com/episodes/i-hea…
So wild San Diego State is playing Yale because we’re famously considered the Yale of the west coast
Solidarity now, solidarity forever. #1u
I really love making this show
I really love making this show
Exclusive: 'Abbott Elementary' Season 3 Premiere Draws Show's Biggest Multiplatform Debut Audience With 5.9 Million Viewers thewrap.com/abbott-element…
for @Variety, i caught up with quinta brunson, @justin_halpern and @PMSchumacker about what it was like to go back to making #AbbottElementary after five months on strike. variety.com/2024/tv/news/a…
Season three premieres tonight!
'Abbott Elementary' Flies Even Higher in Season 3 by Focusing on Teacher Burnout: TV Review variety.com/2024/tv/column…
This man makes me laugh every single day. If you’re in New York, go see his show
This man makes me laugh every single day. If you’re in New York, go see his show
Twardowski Conjuring the Spirit of Barbara for Sigismund Augustus, by Jan Matejko, 1884, 📸 by @mora82
They were there beside us. We'll be there beside them. Proud to support @LindsayD399 I know all writers, actors, and producers feel the same.
They were there beside us. We'll be there beside them. Proud to support @LindsayD399 I know all writers, actors, and producers feel the same.
It’s time for the #ridiculousness writers to get the contract they deserve, @robdyrdek. #wgastrong
She’s the fucking best.
#Emmys: Quinta Brunson wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series for #AbbottElementary. wp.me/pc8uak-1lDAjy
Well they Caught a dude jackin it at work yesterday And he's back at work today
Well they Caught a dude jackin it at work yesterday And he's back at work today https://t.co/NQ4UHMqqfe
Every time I think the Celtics are 100% winning the championship they play a game like tonight and I realize jimmy butler is going to just absolutely big brother them again in the playoffs
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@VinceMancini @mattufford @justin_halpern B+ for the both of you
@mattufford @justin_halpern Yeah, in my mom’s dreams
@justin_halpern @VinceMancini isn't this your mom Vince?
@justin_halpern Happy Earth Day! You sent us this book 2 years ago. #EarthDay2024
@justin_halpern @VinceMancini I always click through, because the My mom doesn’t/isn’t X, Vince” is as good as the joke.
@VinceMancini @justin_halpern He’s gonna see Justin on the couch and peel out of the driveway blasting 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts
@twoeightnine @justin_halpern *slow clap* (that's an STD named for Justin's mom)
@justin_halpern @VinceMancini No but she was glad he ate her
Of course, I'm talking about it now, in my own dumb way. Anyway, that surveillance cam video of the flat-ground ankle sprain I posted? That was him too. He was thrilled at how many of you thought it was as funny as we did. Lost a real one.
I don't have much constructive to say about it, and I don't know whether "we need to talk about mental health" is a cure-all, or just something we say to make ourselves feel better. I'll just say: hug your friends, love your family, spend as much time w them as you possibly can.
Feels weird to say, but also weird to hold in. Anyway, this was Karl. He left us a few weeks ago. I really miss the SOB, who I spent by far the most time with of anyone outside my immediate family. I'm honoring his memory by resharing his poop jokes
My brother in law taught my two year old “my poop’s too stinky, I need the doctor.” Hits every time.
@justin_halpern @BladeCityKnives Dude, come on, you know my mom is way bigger than that. At best this is a 1/3rd scale model.
@BladeCityKnives Hey @VinceMancini check out this recreation of how your mom works a dong
Hey @VinceMancini looks like @justin_halpern's mom and her family are coming to visit
Hyper-sexual "zombie cicadas" that are infected with sexually transmitted fungus expected to emerge this year. cbsn.ws/4aKF8EQ
@wyntermitchell @VinceMancini not sure if you saw this. Apparently they put @justin_halpern's mom up for adoption at the humane society???
@mikethebig1 @shitmydadsays Actually, he’s still working and seems like he’s doing quite well! @justin_halpern 👏
@justin_halpern *whispers* what does this mean?
@justin_halpern Secret society of Skullys and Bone Thugs…yep, checks out
@justin_halpern You’re up 600-2 in Girls Gone Wild appearances
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