Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @Felonious_munk
stand up booking: [email protected] all other booking: [email protected] linktr.ee/FeloniousMunk Joined March 2009-
Tweets26K
-
Followers62K
-
Following2K
-
Likes87K
If you get a keloid it's a dapper dan tat
🥹🥹🥹🥹
His knees are AI or nah?
What did you guys call it, @WesleyLowery @ryanjreilly? (At some point we have to challenge the idea that we have a free press. The evidence doesn't support that statement.)
What did you guys call it, @WesleyLowery @ryanjreilly? (At some point we have to challenge the idea that we have a free press. The evidence doesn't support that statement.)
The "ain't no rules in a battle" defense is about to be tested
The "ain't no rules in a battle" defense is about to be tested
The Brooklyn side of my family adopted @MouseJones. I was informed this morning. It should be noted that they only claim me because I'm on tv. But Mouse is everybody's nephew now.
Gotta get shirts made next time i do @FunnyBoneVB 🤣
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid retweeted
VA Beach!! Unc & Neph have arrived! @Felonious_munk & I are are at The Funny Bone tonight!
Yerrrr @FunnyBoneVB TONIGHT
This is brilliant advice. My word was gonna be "verisimilitude"
This is brilliant advice. My word was gonna be "verisimilitude"
They were both grandparents by the time they were my current age 👴🏾👵🏼
They were both grandparents by the time they were my current age 👴🏾👵🏼
This is the face of a man who slept all the way from Raleigh to the 757 (while i drove) and now he's awake and refreshed for a tv appearance. Meanwhile i have slept 4 hours since Sunday and i look like i haven't slept since 2019 🤣 booooo @MouseJones
Yannick Noah? That's surprising.
However, people really be finer in person. Most of the time
I assume everyone is short and I'm rarely wrong.
😍😍😍😍
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid retweeted
I know it’s late but #KOTD featuring @Felonious_munk … kinda 🤣🤣
So many fine women at the show tonight. The men in Raleigh should have showed up just to see them 🤣
So many fine women at the show tonight. The men in Raleigh should have showed up just to see them 🤣
I'm tired. But...tune in to @WTKR3 tomorrow morning and watch me try to take @BlaineStewart's job. (He's too good at it for that, but i can still try 🤣)
Naima Cochrane @naima
73K Followers 4K Following Gen X emissary. Snack aficionado. Storyteller. Industry veteran. Black girl. #MusicSermon. @clivedavisinst. @bma_coalition.
fooler initiative @metroadlib
67K Followers 865 Following i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.
MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
36K Followers 3K Following #DeceptiComics Stand Up Comedian #BadAdviceShow Podcast YouTube: CerromeRussellComic
X. D. @XavierDLeau
61K Followers 1K Following world famous podcaster @jadeandxd | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | tweets by assistant. email: [email protected]
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ �.. @BarkyBoogz
37K Followers 22K Following no, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. follow @HitDaBoogiez cuz somebody’ll figure it out soon. All content posted is property of its respective owner(s).
Bassey Ikpi @Basseyworld
36K Followers 892 Following Mental Wellness Advocate. TV fan. Native Tongue. Footie expert. Burpee abolitionist. NYT bestseller. The funky homosapien
Miss Shawn! FKA @thep.. @MsCaShawn
27K Followers 5K Following Early Childhood Educator. Infant/Toddler specialist. College student. Published author #OldLadyCollegeAdventures #TodayatPreschool Mother of #BlackGirlMagic.
No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby
16K Followers 5K Following An attorney in IP. Sasha’s Friend. Booking: @thecosby
you @MissZindzi
19K Followers 1K Following Top notch clothes get the top of the dresser. header by @itsaleois
damita jo @KiaSpeaks
26K Followers 4K Following america’s problem. constantly talking culture, theology & justice. comms professional. nonprofit leader. 1881. 1908.
AME Youngboy @MelechThomas
27K Followers 10K Following Being Melech T. is my full-time occupation. #HowardU ‘11/#STVU M.Div. ‘16. Hybrid of Martin Luther King and Martin Lawrence. He/Him/His.
maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
8K Followers 664 Following https://t.co/JnqCdP882g. @DukeU alum. TL’s career coach. TV/film score geek. childfree (look ma, no tubes!). #MaxineReads for book recs! JAB ALONE 🇬🇩🖤⛓️.
Your Tiny Journalist .. @thewayoftheid
43K Followers 2K Following @BlockClubChi’s Award-winning Bronzeville Reporter. @HeadlineClub board. @NerdgasmNoire’s Low End Kid. Dorothy Parker enthusiast. @HoodFeminism 4eva. FTN.
Bruja Brat @BrujaBanton
15K Followers 749 Following Osun 🍯 & Olokun 🌊 Priestess〰️ the spiritual bath lady 〰️ three eyed crow 〰️ @iyalodescorner 〰️ tarotscopes @baltbeat〰️ not an astrologer 〰️ $brujabanton 🇯🇲
Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa
207K Followers 1K Following Mom. Activist, Speaker & Writer. INFP. STL girl. Contact: [email protected]
Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE
11K Followers 2K Following I deeply care about 5 people in my life and about 200-500 animals on the internet that I've never met
🐦 👑 🥂Genghis.. @KMJeezy
6K Followers 1K Following King Kellz 👑 | Legacy Dyke 🏳️🌈| 🦅 Fly Eagles Fly 🦅| Halle Berry responded to me on Twitter | CEO of these Tweets
banker @champ24955
2 Followers 70 Following
Lise Beth @LiseBeth1117261
1 Followers 151 Following
mrs_lisa_01 @expert_binary_
25 Followers 233 Following 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗘 📈𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝐖𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐥💯 📩𝐃𝐌 𝐌𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃
LesleyIV. @tl5FR1HuLSEfGre
0 Followers 99 Following
Curvy_kass @kass_curvy
331 Followers 2K Following I am here to find a serious,loving ,reliable and loyal man. and I will take care of his bills…..Say Hi and I will response back to you.
☠︎𒉭 𝔏𝔞�.. @bleghdxwn
7K Followers 8K Following 25. فلسطين حرة 🇵🇸 fiend for dark art. ⦗ deathcore/metalcore/dark trap connoisseur⦘ ⨳ SESH N G59 SINCE 2013 TIL I REST ⨳
Kenny @DaKxnny
229 Followers 1K Following
Progressive Druid @NiehlBohr1960
8 Followers 308 Following
Mile High Jewel 🐉 .. @JulzyaIsaidit
1K Followers 2K Following VOTE BLUE. Gen X. Women’s rights. Be kind to animals.
Said Kanon @SaidKanon2
211 Followers 2K Following
NadjaDoll333 @NadjaDoll888
5 Followers 40 Following
Michelle @michellegillis_
265 Followers 700 Following moods are always the same 😭🤣😏😍 gym freak🎧🏋️|| dog lover 🐕|| if making friends was a job, I've got you covered!😂😂¶ 🏳️🌈🇳🇬🇬🇧
NotthegameCeleste @gma_celeste
193 Followers 242 Following
Alessia Hector @AlessiaHec28964
23 Followers 590 Following
FilmX's Number One Fa.. @GAltringham
10K Followers 11K Following I just love going on #FilmX, it's the highlight of my day. I can think of nothing better than talking and reading about movies.
stringer bell @stringerbe58318
7 Followers 74 Following
Lindsey Alexandria, H.. @EllAlexandria
201 Followers 379 Following Run through a muf*cka face -Marshawn Lynch| Her, She ♡ introvert
MichelleJones @jones_mich40871
38 Followers 766 Following
TattChris59 @Chris59Tat20505
906 Followers 7K Following
Nilonfetish @nylonfetish333
54 Followers 1K Following Love cocks and big hairy pussy in pantyhose BDSM Shemale. search Hot Gifs
Catalina Uribe DC @CatalinaUribeDC
458 Followers 975 Following All Natural Latina 🌼🍒 || DMV 📍 🏛️ ||. [email protected].
Your Only Black Frien.. @TiredBlkFriend
8 Followers 23 Following I’m Your Only Black Friend, and I’m tired. #YourOnlyBlackFriend
Kristen Dominique @KDominique89
53 Followers 254 Following Multi-hyphenate artist and owner of KDA Art & Design ❤️🖤💚 Follow on IG: @shopkdadesigns @theartofkdominique Shop ⬇️
mariedarveau @mariedarve29512
116 Followers 5K Following
Wanda | Black Women T.. @BWTPod
2K Followers 1K Following A safe + supportive community where Black women go after their travel, wellness, and online business goals. Where do you fit in? Come sit with us!
Chamelio Salamander @ChamelioS80547
34 Followers 127 Following
Bridge ♡ @DntBurnYaBridge
5K Followers 2K Following I didn’t unfollow you, they got me outta here smh 🙄 Still one of God’s greatest creations.
🌛 ℤee 🌜 @ZeeMuzic321
198 Followers 4K Following ⅁od ⅂ike Recordz - IF I DIE, KILL EVERY SINGLE BLACK GUY FOREVER. Twitter - @GodLikeRecordz - Instagram @ZeeMuzic123 - Instagram @GodLikeRecordzMusic
Vince 🐉 @KillaVin
498 Followers 4K Following
Christine Cressie-Iso.. @cressie_isom
96 Followers 5K Following I am a friend of God. A True Believer.
Juan Howard @Thiamine9046
6 Followers 290 Following
felipeD | °^° @FJstison
63 Followers 532 Following Autism, Brazil, 1312. Also music fan and STEM guy FREE THE CONGO /// FREE PALESTINE
jamel @jamel67476206
181 Followers 3K Following
Vince T. Bell @vtbell22
266 Followers 1K Following
Golazo @golden_golazo
188 Followers 2K Following
Naima Cochrane @naima
73K Followers 4K Following Gen X emissary. Snack aficionado. Storyteller. Industry veteran. Black girl. #MusicSermon. @clivedavisinst. @bma_coalition.
fooler initiative @metroadlib
67K Followers 865 Following i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.
MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
36K Followers 3K Following #DeceptiComics Stand Up Comedian #BadAdviceShow Podcast YouTube: CerromeRussellComic
X. D. @XavierDLeau
61K Followers 1K Following world famous podcaster @jadeandxd | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | tweets by assistant. email: [email protected]
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ �.. @BarkyBoogz
37K Followers 22K Following no, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. follow @HitDaBoogiez cuz somebody’ll figure it out soon. All content posted is property of its respective owner(s).
Bassey Ikpi @Basseyworld
36K Followers 892 Following Mental Wellness Advocate. TV fan. Native Tongue. Footie expert. Burpee abolitionist. NYT bestseller. The funky homosapien
Miss Shawn! FKA @thep.. @MsCaShawn
27K Followers 5K Following Early Childhood Educator. Infant/Toddler specialist. College student. Published author #OldLadyCollegeAdventures #TodayatPreschool Mother of #BlackGirlMagic.
No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby
16K Followers 5K Following An attorney in IP. Sasha’s Friend. Booking: @thecosby
you @MissZindzi
19K Followers 1K Following Top notch clothes get the top of the dresser. header by @itsaleois
damita jo @KiaSpeaks
26K Followers 4K Following america’s problem. constantly talking culture, theology & justice. comms professional. nonprofit leader. 1881. 1908.
AME Youngboy @MelechThomas
27K Followers 10K Following Being Melech T. is my full-time occupation. #HowardU ‘11/#STVU M.Div. ‘16. Hybrid of Martin Luther King and Martin Lawrence. He/Him/His.
maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
8K Followers 664 Following https://t.co/JnqCdP882g. @DukeU alum. TL’s career coach. TV/film score geek. childfree (look ma, no tubes!). #MaxineReads for book recs! JAB ALONE 🇬🇩🖤⛓️.
Your Tiny Journalist .. @thewayoftheid
43K Followers 2K Following @BlockClubChi’s Award-winning Bronzeville Reporter. @HeadlineClub board. @NerdgasmNoire’s Low End Kid. Dorothy Parker enthusiast. @HoodFeminism 4eva. FTN.
Bruja Brat @BrujaBanton
15K Followers 749 Following Osun 🍯 & Olokun 🌊 Priestess〰️ the spiritual bath lady 〰️ three eyed crow 〰️ @iyalodescorner 〰️ tarotscopes @baltbeat〰️ not an astrologer 〰️ $brujabanton 🇯🇲
Johnetta Elzie @Nettaaaaaaaa
207K Followers 1K Following Mom. Activist, Speaker & Writer. INFP. STL girl. Contact: [email protected]
sister minnie fan clu.. @dopegirlfresh
21K Followers 2K Following “freely fatting” - @savvyfatty • play w/ something safe; don’t play w/ me. glory to to the martyrs. Philadelphia forever. $itsdopegirlfresh vmo: dopegirlfresh
Nani ✨🏹✨ Ferna.. @lenubienne
14K Followers 880 Following Photographer. Writer. Marketer. Cultural philosopher. DEIA/B advocate. Find me everywhere at @lenubienne and on: https://t.co/IQUWN150dS 💋 Header: @floomflams
J*jo S*wa is 39 years.. @arieella_
11K Followers 1K Following I ain't shit. Don't say I didnt warn you. Beyoncé 'yes girl'ed me so YOU can't tell me shit tbh. All wild tweets are side effects of the vacky. 🤓
Muting/Blocking = Sel.. @QueeringPsych
27K Followers 1K Following •34 •He/him •Licensed Therapist •Free psych info & free therapy to Black ppl •NYS Notary Public •Backup: @Queering_Psych •Free Private Practice: @mhc4oc
Andrea @DreaNicole_
119K Followers 348 Following Pour Minds every Friday | [email protected] | IG: https://t.co/MH7I4N5Ibu…
elisabeth epps @elisabethepps
15K Followers 988 Following 🍉⚖️🏳️🌈 abolitionist @FreedomFundCO | state legislator @RepEpps HD6 | running for re-election. donate to help us win: https://t.co/RSbnnPKGnb
Trae Crowder @traecrowder
382K Followers 2K Following Comedian, renowned blood traitor, etc. The Liberal Redneck https://t.co/L53WJP0vNx
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
2.0M Followers 4K Following #UNFROSTED is streaming May 3rd on @Netflix. My book of essays FOOLISH is out now from @duttonbooks
Annam&Ms ☻ @AnnamLaughs
4K Followers 1K Following Annam Choudhry | Comedian | Writer | Producer | VO Actor | 🔉 (UH-num) (chow-dree) | She/her/ma’am
Rhiannon Giddens @RhiannonGiddens
48K Followers 177 Following New Solo Album ✨You’re the One✨ Out Now on @nonesuchrecords! https://t.co/r5Twz3fJPf
April @I_am_April
436 Followers 536 Following PhinisheD. TU alum. DST. Lover of books, music, 80's movies & food. I successfully navigated my car to a safe stop with a hornet inside, might be 1 of theX-Men
Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts
108K Followers 2K Following Writer. Actor. Jokes. Incomplete thoughts. Nonbinary. They/Them [email protected]
ይኣክል!💜 @KitchaFitFit1
7K Followers 4K Following check out: #EVACUATEREFUGEESFROMLIBYA #Purple4Ciham #EndHighschoolInSawa
GUAP @guapdad4000
88K Followers 2K Following
✨ Bishop Tiddy Cake.. @do__si__do
21K Followers 7K Following l👩👧👦 | 🌱🌻🪴 | $100 dms | Crumbl Cookie hate account| ♉️ | BHPE 🦁 | I bite | Nutella hate account | Pro Freak 🙂↕️| Big Mama | certified BBL tech
josh! @queersocialism
94K Followers 3K Following anti-colonial cultural worker. @blacks4peace. backup: @queersocialist cohost: @makcapitalism + @cabralsays creator: @radicaltheory
Tripp Fontane @TrippFontane
6K Followers 2K Following Hip-Hop & Spoken Word artist | Tedx Speaker | Producer
ሽፍታውአበጀ.. @ergete33
865 Followers 472 Following Proud Ethiopian. Hold all parties responsible for #AmharaGenocide accountable and seek justice. I’ve said what I’ll do, I’ll do what I said and prove it.
Hibernating 🥱 @AtoNobody
361 Followers 279 Following A professor of nothing but a man with a mission.
Rashard Mendenhall @R_Mendenhall
67K Followers 27 Following University of Illinois Athletics Hall of Fame || Inquiries: [email protected]
C.J. Toledano 💩 @CJToledano
15K Followers 2K Following i write, direct, and host sports stuff • founder @followthrough • past: hoh, b/r, nfl, pistons • Listen to my pod w/ John Wall @pointgamepod
LaDarrion Williams @ItsLaDarrion
14K Followers 4K Following Playwright. TV writer. Screenwriter. #BloodattheRoot hits shelves May 7th, 2024 @penguinrandom repped by @petejknapp @stewarttalent
Karla Monterroso @karlitaliliana
16K Followers 4K Following “There is no normal. Just us, what we’ve been given, and what we do with it.”- Kamala Khan #WiseLatina 🇬🇹🇲🇽 PN: she/her/ella
Chill Maher @thebiscuit_
237 Followers 1K Following
Parenting Decolonized.. @prntgdcolonized
20K Followers 2K Following I teach parents how to #decolonize their parenting to raise carefree and liberated Black children. #consciousparenting #raisingactivists #podcast
Tyrel Alejandro @TyrelAlejandro
1K Followers 5K Following Columbia College Chicago '22 | interviews/playlisting/live events @realonesshow
Real Ones🍉 @realonesshow
2K Followers 1K Following chicago-based music discovery platform | est. 2020 | send music to [email protected]
Ethan Sands @EjElite1
3K Followers 2K Following Cavs for @clevelanddotcom l @ohiou & @sji_update alum l past: @MLB, @usatodaysports, @latimessports, @thepost & @woub l ΚΑΨ♦️#LackOfWorries🎈
Mehar Khursheed @curlistani
26K Followers 618 Following Human/Environmental Rights + Public Health • #SunnisAgainstSectarianViolence• curly hair tyrant•🌈• ہم دیکھیں گے • umm-e-pugloo • she/her • header by @noortshah
SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra
223K Followers 71 Following SAG-AFTRA is the world’s largest labor union representing performers and broadcasters. Reposts or follows do not equal endorsements.
Mike Recine @mikerecine
36K Followers 3K Following My special is on YouTube right now and you can watch it here: https://t.co/whJKJbPPJN
saka is my wingaaaa @BeingNyawesh
2K Followers 1K Following Read Pedagogy of the Oppressed and How Europe Underdeveloped Africa | 🇰🇪 | COYG ❤️
thot leedurr @DocDre
22K Followers 8K Following VOTE, heaux. Minding my bidness wbu? Award-winning author: https://t.co/5R34Y7ciE2. BlackTwitter: https://t.co/24rae5GPrJ. CTDA: https://t.co/ImiL7H30kg.
Eden Kassa @EdenBFKN
46K Followers 6K Following StandOnTheRightSideOfHistory! I am here for Tigray. Survivor & Witness of #TIGRAY Genocide. @LegacyTigray
Hannah Habtu #StopTig.. @HannahHabtu
384 Followers 532 Following writer @blackstarnews1✡️ fighting islamophobia and anti-Semitism and for Tigray in Ethiopia! Left is best! blog link down below ⬇️
Nia Malika Dixon @NiaMalikaDixon
3K Followers 2K Following Writer. Filmmaker. Founder. @AUDAZent | @BMGFly | @BMGFlyFest ✨W/ my team I create magic and wonder. https://t.co/5dQPrSaTFm
aja monet @aja_monet
29K Followers 3K Following surrealist blues poet(a) for all inquiries, contact: [email protected]
Dr. Alvin Thomas, PhD.. @Dr_AT758
1K Followers 1K Following ✞Researcher.Psychologist.Speaker.Motivator.📚PositiveYouthDevelopment+Fatherhood; ethnic identity, father-son involvement.Tweets-my own.RT≠agree. i❤️✞🐕🐈🧁🇱🇨
thique madam♡ 🇵�.. @_muscledoll
7K Followers 925 Following Health Enthusiast | 1% better every day | 👩💻| #endanglophonecrisis | tweets ≠ endorse |#womeninstem | #FOREVERNE
Heidi Heaslet @redheadheidi
4K Followers 1K Following ▪️EP & Host ‘The Funny Dance Show’ @eentertainment ▪️SXF lets me model ▪️ ✨👩🦰✨ 🖥 All Def ▪️other stuff too
Netsie @BrownEyes323
168 Followers 122 Following It reads macaroni on my birth certificate. Pootie tang is my middle name but i cant hang. Im getting hustled only knowing half the game. The Coup.This girl was getting dragged on Fb so a group of girls got together to give her a makeover 🥹😩💙🙌🏽
“The Best Man” is Black People’s “The Big Chill”.
@Felonious_munk All the fingers in the pockets and they don’t look like they match. The whole person AI.
I’ve entered the “ready to fight and can’t decide on what to eat” level of hunger.
I seen that coming he def should have cleared that first
The "ain't no rules in a battle" defense is about to be tested
@Felonious_munk As long as it shuts down AI music being official “music” I’m down
I got attacked by an OTS graphic while doing traffic this morning.
Oh and RIP @seabethree. Truly a cornerstone of black Twitter. I'll never forget him saying Iyanla walked like she's had the Holy Ghost for 25 years. 😂
@Felonious_munk @MouseJones lmaooo
i’m not one to brag but pictures don’t do me justice honestly 😮💨
However, people really be finer in person. Most of the time
@Felonious_munk Next time I’ll just slide u a lil pack discreetly! Lol
Despite Rising Rates of Autism Diagnosis in Black Children, New Film Highlights How Black Families Systematically Struggle to Get Equitable Services prlog.org/13015279-despi…
On today's episode of "Man, All You Gotta Do Is..."
Your man take the CDL & get an Equipment loan for a 18 Wheeler…You take the Truck Dispatching Class & find him the loads. Now y’all make 6 figures & work for yourself👇🏽
Trends for United States
3.677 posts
58,4 B posts
3.383 posts
16,8 B posts
14,4 B posts
48,2 B posts
7.918 posts
216 B posts
22,2 B posts
36,3 B posts
6.771 posts
2.178 posts
30,7 B posts
9.393 posts
22 B posts
22,1 B posts
22,3 B posts
11,8 B posts
You might like
Franchesca Ramsey
@chescaleigh
247K Followers
The Root
@TheRoot
596K Followers
kid fury
@KidFury
239K Followers
king crissle
@crissles
265K Followers
Naima Cochrane
@naima
73K Followers
The Transgender Educa..
@TransgenderEdu
35K Followers
Francheska
@HeyFranHey
122K Followers
Matthew A. Cherry
@MatthewACherry
300K Followers
STOP COP CITY
@awkward_duck
94K Followers
April
@ReignOfApril
192K Followers
MonsterKing
@CerromeRussell
36K Followers
VSB
@VerySmartBros
53K Followers
dream hampton
@dreamhampton
94K Followers
TRANS HOODOO FUND
@transhoodoofund
20K Followers
Imani Gandy (Orca’s..
@AngryBlackLady
265K Followers