Sammy “Samuel” Mowrey @sammymowrey
Comedian, Adult Swim, HBO Max, The Atlantic, Vice. Host of 🗣 @femmestherules 💀 Permanent Vacation🏠 @comedymanor 👱♀️ @wyftss 🏳️⚧️ they/he beacons.ai/mowrey Los Angeles, CA Joined June 2008-
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Hey new followers: Mine and @baileyenorton show, Femmes the Rules has two shows in May. It’s a show where male comics get interrupted which seems like it might be your jam 😘 PDX 5/3 eventbrite.com/e/femmes-the-r… LA: 5/10: eventbrite.com/e/femmes-the-r…
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You know what now that his fans have called me a buncha slurs, Im starting to find the jokes FUNNY!!!
She shit in the space station’s mother toilet
She shit in the space station’s mother toilet
Sammy “Samuel” Mowrey retweeted
Breaking news: comedian with transphobic jokes is homophobic in response to light criticism
Breaking news: comedian with transphobic jokes is homophobic in response to light criticism
Taylor Swift is like QANON for white women.
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“it’s crazy you never see the dumbest, cruelest, militarized state-supported psychos have a moral crisis” yea molly that’s why they’re THE POLICE
“it’s crazy you never see the dumbest, cruelest, militarized state-supported psychos have a moral crisis” yea molly that’s why they’re THE POLICE
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bumble bff? a dating app but no one has sex from it? baby that’s Hinge
I remember the day I found the Bravo channel on my TV growing up. I quickly became obsessed with Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List and her stand up specials. She is everything and I am rewatching the fuck out of D-List rn
I remember the day I found the Bravo channel on my TV growing up. I quickly became obsessed with Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List and her stand up specials. She is everything and I am rewatching the fuck out of D-List rn
Girl I think she just wanted them out of her house
Girl I think she just wanted them out of her house
Idk who these gays are but “Your crime is being NOTHING” I-
Idk who these gays are but “Your crime is being NOTHING” I-
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my ESL partner sometimes struggles to really HEAR lyrics so when I spoke some of the Guilty As Sin? lyrics he said “oh that’s so gay” lmaooooo
Anyone else feeling completely confused at the concept of ‘ambition’ ? HAHAHAHA
if you don’t understand the line “that’s that me espresso” sadly that is your fault
who’s afraid of little old me hee hee
I never want to see the word speculate written on this app ever again.
Here are the odds of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged, married and even pregnant trib.al/d2xMQSZ
Christ teaches us not to judge others
Twitter/X has removed the ability to hide verified checkmarks, all will be visible now.
I fear we're regressing culturally re fatphobia and it's probably in some way related to fascism being very back
You got some stuff to figure out and that’s OK
Women that dresses like this❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tw sad animal thing: there’s a dead duck in the street a block over and it appears that his or her mate is looking for him/her this morning and I’m just hoping ducks don’t grieve the way people do 💔
taylor writing the tortured poets department
@NinaCastillo891 @PhaedraParks SHE IS THE ONLY ONE
@prettyrickyroo @PhaedraParks wanted to be sassy about you calling someone else queen instead of me, but tbh I’ll allow it for Ms. Parks
taking a break from the encampment today to experience some drag joy with my dear @NinaCastillo891 and my queen @PhaedraParks I WANT TO BECOME A MURDERING DUO WITH HER OKAY
If you are a professor, “I’m a professor!” is 1) exactly the right thing to say to explain your presence on campus, and 2) exactly the right thing to get on film as a cop roughs you up. useless nerds please shut the fuck up
Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
It could happen to you, too
It could happen to you, too
Calling who? He’s the president.
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